Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz
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The palate has panache, with a firm, mineral acidity that cuts through a rather elegantly styled, poised meaty presence. As with most Chateau Deerbuster products, this has the signature leafy-fresh character, which softens into a slight rancid feel towards the end.
Even though it has a rather short and crisply defined finish, I still believe this has the composition and acidity to age well in the cellar of any self-respecting urine connoisseur.
Good: This is soooooooo much easier than trying to get the Wolf Urine directly from a Wolf. Wolves are, from my experience, VERY possessive of their urine. Until the advent of the The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee (which acts to calm the wolves) let's just say vicious bites and deep lacerations were the norm when trying to "milk" the wolves of their urine (how else can you get it?). Even with the The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee it was never easy. This product had changed all of that!
Bad: As a lure this thing sucks. I can't even get a hook into it. It's liquid! HELLOOOOOO??? Who makes a lure out of liquid??? Shiny plastic, rubber, or metal, sure, but liquid? No, this is a serious design flaw.
I know what your thinking, because Jack Nicholson's urine has given me clairvoyant powers and this allows me to fantasize about Clair Danes for days without fatigue. You owe it to yourself and your case worker to spend that windfall from your pull-tabs marathon on Genuine Jack-Whizz(tm). Or, if the caste system of your local village prohibits it, you might procure yourself some John Cougar Urine. The only celebrity urine that is guaranteed to give you rickets.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
With such a demand for this product, one needs to keep in mind that prices will rise as sources for 100% authentic wolf urine dry up. Read morePublished 9 months ago by Amazon Customer
I purchased this item to keep cats away from my property. This scent had absolutely no effect on them. Now I have a container of urine that I don't need.Published 15 months ago by Future-PharmD
Without a shadow of a doubt, this is the best aftershave I have ever used, it attracts bitches like nothing I have ever used. Read morePublished 15 months ago by Paul
After my miniature schnauzer Alfie got bullied by the bigger dogs in the park there was only one place to turn. DEERBUSTERS! Read morePublished 15 months ago by henry
Let's face it. I'm 48, single, live on my nephews couch, and have a distinct odor of sweet salami that I just can't seem to rid myself of. Read morePublished 16 months ago by Mike Stark
Let's be honest, who hasn't been meth'd up and f'd up out of their minds at 2am and said to themselves, "Where's the wolf urine? Read morePublished 18 months ago by John McClain
Great product, but I am trying to cut back on calories.Published 18 months ago by Geoffrey N. Bodily