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About the Author

ANN COULTER is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Godless, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), Treason, Slander, and High Crimes and Misdemeanors. She is the legal correspondent for Human Events and a syndicated columnist for Universal Press Syndicate. You can read her weekly column on her website, www.anncoulter.com.
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Crown Forum; First Edition edition (October 2, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0307353451
  • ISBN-13: 978-0307353450
  • Product Dimensions: 5.9 x 1.1 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (408 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #581,268 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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ANN COULTER is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Godless, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), Treason, Slander, and High Crimes and Misdemeanors. She is the legal correspondent for Human Events and a syndicated columnist for Universal Press Syndicate. You can read her weekly column on her website, www.anncoulter.com.

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Although I any not agree with most of their beliefs, I respect Republicans. They are good patriots and their heart is in the right place. It is just that they are allowing the wrong TV channel to poison their thoughts. And even worse books. Such as this one.

Apart from the inflammatory title (and I had not heard such lame line since my elementary school days! What is next? "We are blue rubber, you're red glue"?), ANN COULTER's book never takes off. Sure, an evil, throaty buh-ha-ha here and there but even her heart isn't into it - why should anybody else's?
I guess she knows that, once more, she is preaching only to the choir. That is why if one were to squeeze the pages of this book, there would be enough vitriol to poison, say, a mid-size Kurdish town. That also is why this book is a only a compilation of recycled older material, collated randomly and with no purpose other than push some more paper to her fans.

Is this the best answer to Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart? Honestly?
The GOP controls the White House; it controls the Supreme Court; its control of the media has made the Democratic congress to self-castrate; yet, they could not possibly have a worse image. Ever wonder why? (yes, apart from the war, the tortures and vetoing poor children's health care). LACK OF REAL HUMOR!

Lack of humor is indicative of lack of perspective and perceptiveness. Lacking that will eventually get you in a youth-grinding war-for-the-oil. With no ground to stand on. As a last resort, the likes of Ann Coulter are called in.

You have heard Bill O'Reilly shout and swear when reality does not agree with him? Insulting, biased, illogical and picking fights only with the weakest targets?
Well, this is the bland blond book version.

A doubt that any thinking Republican would enjoy this. Let alone a Democrat.
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104 of 158 people found the following review helpful By Matthew Carruth VINE VOICE on November 9, 2007
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I'm probably Ann's biggest fan, but this is not a real book. It is a collection of quotations from her earlier books and other sources. While the idea of providing her enemies a reference volume so they can quote her more accurately is fun, it makes for dull reading. The best parts are the introductions to each section that are new materal.
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13 of 20 people found the following review helpful By Amanda Smelser on April 17, 2008
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I thought I was going to be getting an actual book with a lot of good arguments, backed up by political insight and observations. But it turns out, this book is just a compilation of a bunch of Ann Coulter's quotes from previous articles, books, or lectures. I read about half the book, then got bored from brain destimulation. For my first Coulter book, this was a big disappointment.
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26 of 40 people found the following review helpful By D. Busch on October 21, 2007
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Should be in the comedy or humor section instead of politics. Different format from her other books. The bottom line is Ann Coulter is funny, funny, funny. This is a book to be taken on roadtrips where you can read the bullets out loud to your "carload" and make their sodas come out of their noses. Later, when the message sinks in and you realize that she is usually spot on with her on-liners, it hurts a little bit as you realize that the truth hurts.
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29 of 45 people found the following review helpful By Ben-Peter on October 19, 2007
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Conservative saleswoman of the year, Ann Coulter, believes that if Democrats had brains, they'd all be Republicans by now.

Looking for a laugh? Here are some of my favourite lines (from her book of quotations) you'll be reciting for years:

1. My favourite: "Scratch a `civil libertarian,' find a fascist." -page 4

2. "Liberals will pass laws to protect children from `secondhand smoke' but not from being doused with poisonous saline solution or having their skulls crushed in the womb." - page 38

3. "Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as `prey.' All females are." - page 125

4. "Morality matters, not polls. In 1938, the polls were not very strong for doing anything in World War II." - page 138

5. "Luxuriating in the warmth of mainstream media admiration, liberal saints get crazier and crazier. They're "beloved," we're `divisive'." - page 183

6. "People who say `everybody does it' are announcing nothing more than the implacable fact that they do it." - page 211

7. "Alger Hiss is the epitome of liberalism: long on Ivy League credentials. Short on character." - page 198

Funny and searingly controversial, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans challenges the much-ballyhooed "Golden Age" of Clintonism too. Connecticut's Confucius says (page 61): "What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies. Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did." I'll say.
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40 of 62 people found the following review helpful By Neely on October 9, 2007
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Sometimes Ann Coulter makes me squirm because I just don't get or agree with what she's saying or I think she's "gone too far." (She discusses those reactions by readers in the "Introduction.") This book is a collection of some of her more aggressive statements. I think her message that the Democrats are owned by the liberals is well taken, but the Republicans are no longer the viable alternative the title of the book implies.

Nevertheless, it is simply impossible for anyone who is not a liberal to read this book without: a) recognizing the behavior patterns of a liberal friend, acquaintance or politician; b) recognizing the absurdity of some condition or attitude promoted by liberalism. Despite the fact that she is a humorist as well as a political commentator, as you can see from the negative reviews here, to a liberal she just ain't funny. Of course, if liberals could recognize themselves in the caricatures and the inconsistencies in some of their stands, they probably wouldn't be liberals.

For example (p. 152): "Liberals' idea of civil discourse is no conservatives talking," which certainly explains some of the comments on this site and why people who haven't read the book believe they are justified in posting negative reviews.

The downside of Coulter's work is that her rhetoric ("Ted Kennedy: Apparently fat, drunk and stupid is ...."), which sells books to true believers, may also keep middle America away from her message. (In that context, liberals ought to be grateful that she is so strident.) Right or wrong, her observations about political debate, the media, morality, and the struggle against terrorism ought to be considered by every thoughtful American who is -- in the language of the polls -- "concerned about the direction our country is going."

Ann Coulter is quick, witty and smart. Despite her acerbic presentation, this book is more entertaining and informative than most of the political tomes available today.
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