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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.


About the Author

ANN COULTER is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Godless, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), Treason, Slander, and High Crimes and Misdemeanors. She is the legal correspondent for Human Events and a syndicated columnist for Universal Press Syndicate. You can read her weekly column on her website, www.anncoulter.com.

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  • Hardcover: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Crown Forum (October 2, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0307353451
  • ISBN-13: 978-0307353450
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.5 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (393 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #147,163 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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22 of 28 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Not worth your hard earned money, May 20, 2009
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I'm not the biggest fan of Ann Coulter. I'm much more inclined to agree with Congressman Ron Paul. However, at times Ann does raise some excellent points. Sadly, her book "If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans" is in my opinion, one of the worst books I have ever read.

Most books offer new ideas or new thoughts and information, but Ann's book is nothing but highlighted quotes from her past books, speeches, interviews, and columns. There is really nothing new in this book. This book is basically an accumulation of Ann's worst moments.

All she does re-quote some of her most controversial and even discriminatory remarks and gets paid for it! This book does not provide any new information and I would not recommend it to anyone who is looking to learn more about the conservative party or politics in general.
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41 of 58 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Ann Coulter fan who hates this book, December 31, 2007
I have all Ann's other books and I returned this one after buying it. This isn't anything new or any real writing on Coulter's part, its a collection of what other people have said about her with a few comments written in by Coulter. This is an absolute rip off and I'm positively fuming that I spent money on this book which isn't worth it at all. I like her work and when she really WRITES she does a great job. But this is not writing or anything else by Coulter, it amounts to a damn scrapbook that costs $25.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Ann Coulter is always so shy, August 11, 2009
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See page 186 about Al Franken. This is one of Ann Coulter's high points in the book.
From Al Gore's "global warming" fiasco, to Ted Kennedy's "dui", Coulter is very accurate with the facts.

The chapter about Ted Kennedy is shocking. Mary Jo Kopechne died when Kennedy drove his car off a bridge and left Ms. Kopechne to drown. Because the Kennedys have diplomatic immunity in Massachusetts, he never served any jail time.

Coulter also covers: foreigners, George Bush, abortion, Bill Clinton, airport security and many other topics.
Ann Coulter is clever, honest and patriotic.

This is a five star product-

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3.0 out of 5 stars Some good points, some things just put out there
Coulter writes at what she does best, finding witty or witty sounding excuses to support Republicans over Democrats in any circumstance. Read more
Published 13 days ago by FizzWiz

5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliantly written!
Ann Coulter has done it again. Once I start reading her books, I can't
put it down! She gives actual examples and quotes from her dealings with
the media. Read more
Published 1 month ago by common_sense

4.0 out of 5 stars KICKING UP THE DUST
Ann does again what she does best, i.e., makes people think and consider. She iritates Democrats to no end, and they rise to the bait almost every time. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Joseph H. Race

5.0 out of 5 stars Full of Truth and Other Stuff Liberals Will Hate
This book would be best described as a "Best of Ann, So Far." A compendium of Ann's previous quotables on everything from the Kennedys to herself, and everything in between, a... Read more
Published 3 months ago by D.L. Godwin

1.0 out of 5 stars Really wanted to enjoy this book...but couldn't get by the glaring logical fallacies.
This book will not convert any liberal to conservatism. Coulter cites very few "facts," and the ones she does cite are transparently flimsy. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Salvador Minuchin

1.0 out of 5 stars Do I need to read all of it?
Ann Coulter must be a good writer. After all, her title alone caught my eye as I was browsing the shelves of the airport bookstore while I was waiting for my flight... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Daniel M. Jacobo

1.0 out of 5 stars If Ann Coulter Had Any Brains...
If you're going to denounce your opponent as incompetent, you had better be able to defend your own competence. Read more
Published 6 months ago by J. Garber

3.0 out of 5 stars It has its moments, but isn't amazing.
"This time, she's gone too far!" (Pg. 2). Coulter claims that after everything she has ever written, liberals always claim that she "goes to far. Read more
Published 6 months ago by L. Loftin

5.0 out of 5 stars great book, Ann's best. a must read for right wingers. -Artie, ArtieEvans.com
Ann's best book in my view. I like it because she does what liberals hate. She tells the truth.
Published 6 months ago by aleale1964

1.0 out of 5 stars Don't buy it - you'll just encourage her
Utter rubbish, like all her books. I doubt she is even a Republican, actually - she's noticed the ratings of the ranting psychos on FOX NEWS and determined there's a large market... Read more
Published 7 months ago by K Adlard

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