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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
on April 27, 2015
I bought this blue wire to possess its amazing powers as listed by the other reviewers. But, it turned out to be a trick by the great fiery eye Denon. I am now bound to the great golden denon wire, and there is nothing I can do about it. The power it wields over me, my greed ..... my precious.....

If you have to buy, then buy the golden one!!! The blue one turns you into ....
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
on February 26, 2015
I thought I was buying a jump rope for my younger sibling, I feel lost
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
on February 19, 2015
After saving up my heard earned money for a long time i finally had enough to buy this cable which is like a myth.
With great excitement I received this cable a few days ago. I unpacked the beauty and connected to my new and shiny computer and internet router with great caret. I started my computer and connected to the internet. This first ting that I noticed was that the cable was incredible fast. Al web pages showed up like lightning in my web browser. By doing some research on several webpages I noticed something strange. It seemed to be something wrong with the date and time settings on the pages I was browsing. By looking into this further I saw that I was browsing TOMORROWS newspapers. I found this very strange and was very confused. On my desk I also have an older computer. I turned this on and tried some of the same webpages but it was awful slow going through an older network cable. They webpages I looked at where correctly showing both date and time. Then it suddenly struck me that the magic new Denon cable must be causing this "issue". The Denon cable actually lets me look into the future!

This got me very excited. Could this be a turning stone in my life? I started to think what I could do with this Denon-beauty when an ad on a webpage got my attention. "Gambling" was the subject of that ad. I almost got a heart attack when I thought about the possibilities. I started surfing several gambling pages for sport events that I could invest on. All the odds seemed very lowed compared to what I actually could earn on something like a lottery. I started browsing webpages for lotteries. After a short while I found a local lottery with 10 millions and no winners! I looked at my watch and saw that I had 10 minutes to order my lottery tickets online and choose the correct numbers to win tomorrows drawing. I smiled, laughed and run downstairs to pick up my wallet with the credit cards. I petted my dog cheerfully on the way down and laughed loudly.

When I got down in the wall I picked my wallet out of my jacket and slapped happily on the wallet, excited and happy. Then I took the stairs up to my future again to seal my future. I sat down at the chair by the computer, sighed and looked at the watch. 5 minutes left to the lottery closed. I checked the lottery page on my older computer and started to fill in my personal information to do the investment of my life. Then I turned to the new computer with the fantastic Denon cable to check tomorrows Lottery numbers. I refreshed the webpage with F5 when I got a 505 error. Webpage cannot be displayed. My heart started to beat faster. I pressed Back on the browser to the get numbers which where there seconds ago but still got 505 page cannot be displayed. I started to cold sweat. and looked behind the computer to ensure that the cable was firmly attached to my computer and the router.

I screamed loudly and almost did in my pants when I saw it. My dog was laying behind the computer chewing on the new Denon cable. The cable was torn to pieces by my dogs biting. I started to cry. My only hope for the future was lost, forgotten and disappeared. I had it there, why did I not write down the number. There was now only 1 minute to the closing time for the lottery registration. No time for looking through the internet logs to find a glimpse of tomorrows Lottery numbers.

I was in pain. Great pain and sorrow. I had it but I lost it. I sit here by the computer and look into the room. A rope hangs down from the roof, a chair stands beneath it. The Denon cable gave me a glimpse of the future of hope and something that I wanted. I can't take the loss.

I look at the chair and the rope above it and think it's time to say goodbye.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
on February 4, 2015
Beware! This cable is simply not long enough. The copper is exactly the right composition for the summoning circle, but one cable cannot make a circle big enough to contain what comes through.

Not nearly big enough.

The entity considers the small circle disrespectful. It becomes... unhappy.

The power can be yours; IF you make the circle big enough.
Do not make the same mistake I did.
Do not show disrespect.

The shadows are moving again.
The entity is showing it's displeasure.
I have to go.

Remember: At LEAST three of the cables!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
on January 28, 2015
The clip that holds it in the port broke on its first use.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
TOP 500 REVIEWERon January 27, 2015
I plugged this cable into my computer, and suddenly I got all the porn on the internet completely free!

The really amazing part is that the other end of the cable wasn't even plugged in.....
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
on January 8, 2015
Hooked this baby into my gaming computer at home to play online games, oh man did this transform my experience! I literally have negative ping in all the lobbies I join no matter the game. I'm almost a 6 months ahead of the rest of the internet, no-scoping noobs in newest cod before the game is finished developing. I've already started downloading games from the summer steam sale despite it currently being winter! The only downside I've had so far is that a time-space wormhole has started to develop in my router, I'm going to have to deduct a star for that one.
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3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
on November 28, 2014
After all of the glowing reviews and mentions of paranormal and other worldly activities that surrounded this product, I simply had to purchase one for myself. You see, my spacecraft....er.....car broke down recently while on vacation here on Earth....er.....Arizona. Yeah, that's it....Arizona.

Anyway, it turns out that this dedicated link cable was exactly the ticket to get my ship.....er.....SUV back up and running. Or so I thought.

First, just try finding someone to install the damn thing. No one around here knows a thing about fusion engines....I mean.....Volkswagens. Luckily, I managed to find the owners manual to my ship....er....car....online and decided to give it a whirl myself.

This is nothing but a cheap knock-off of the far superior dedicated link cables one my find at any neighborhood starcruiser dealership in the Andromeda galaxy. Errrrrr, I mean, at Jiffy Lube..... The wormhole opened by this dedicated link cable was barely large enough to fit my foot through....definitely not large enough for a Legacy-class starcruiser. I mean, Volkswagen.

In short, if you are trying to return to your home planet....steer clear of the Denon AKDL1. You will barely even leave the solar system.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
on November 16, 2014
My village, my people, always known war. 38 generations come and go, and still we fight our father's war. Elders spoke and sent delegation of my people, every one a warrior, a small brotherhood of five. We five crossed paths never tread, we five have finally come to rest. This is my story.

We went for rest from war, to find peace. We found men that are called 'civilized'. We now have computers and can facebook. Very strange. Some civilized men gave answer to our quest: google. So we did. We five put weapons aside and used computer. The computer is called the net. We say it does not capture very well. Our elders say, to end war, give gift. Google net says, HiFi likes Denon Dedicated Link Cable. Some say this cable makes a good whip. Some say, it is cursed, and will cause you vomit if you use it. Not vomit from sickness, but vomit from disappointment. Some say very costly. Some say, only costs price of a kidney. We five found seller on the Net. Google caught him and we went to him. We made agreement to work ten years for his Denon whip. It did not seem like ten years because of joy. Our eyes always looked to setting sun horizon, and knew that soon, war would cease. If our gift did not bring peace, we would have no strength left. Our hope was peace.

When our work was finished, the owner offered demonstration. Whip connected to electronic box and made sound boxes make songs. We immediately became sick. We vomited. The owner also vomited. He had a bucket nearby. He said Denon gave it to him with whip. It is normal. It is a horrible song it makes. We made owner promise to do this no more. We took whip and named it fail-string. Fail-string was not strong like we believed. How could it be used? What have we worked for? For this, I hated google and facebook. I looked to the sky. We five said then, that if this is not the answer we came for, we will seek peace no more, forever.

When we returned, we went bravely to HiFi. We presented fail-string. HiFi stared. They showed the prophecy: "Over Horizons, A Gift Makes Peace!" They began singing, and soon we sang with HiFi. We quickly left fail-whip. HiFi celebrated. We sang our own song: "The Labor OF Years, The Sun's Many Risings, All Set Today, Peace Forever."

Today, news has come. HiFi tried civilized mans ways with Dedicated Link Cable. Civilized mans music box exploded. Everyone vomited first. We heard sound of war and saw HiFi dancing on horizon, covering ears. HiFi even says "This fail isn't even worth one head of lettuce". This is very low of HiFi. Now we, once more, are enemies. I give judgement today, on behalf of my people, on behalf of the work of my hands.

I pronounce two star judgement. One star is Hate. I do not Hate. Instead, I do not like. My heart is broken. Over my people I weep. My hope fails like thin fail whip. I do not like net, facebook, google. Now I sing this song for man who made fail whip: "I gave everything, You gave nothing, My people are low, From where the sun now stands, I will seek peace no more forever." I sorry for believing men. Promised better things from Denon Dedicated Link Cable. But I do not hate.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
I install home entertainment systems for people, and one of my clients wanted the Denon AKDL1 installed. I had everything else hooked up and I popped in an HD movie (Life nature documentary) and just needed to plug the other end into the TV. Long story short the other end ended up in my chocolate starfish. Somehow a porthole opened up and I was IN the documentary! This cable will transport you inside whatever is playing on the device you have it hooked up to, so long as the other end is in your stink.

I always thought my customers were idiots for buying this, but after this experience I sold my 1992 Geo Metro and bought one of these. I figured it would save me tens, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars in travel expenses if I went to all these places! Tonight I am going to plug in Barney so I can punch him in his face!
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