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14 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
An outstanding homage to Euro-horror of the 1970s,
By hippiedj "hippiedj" (Palm Desert, CA USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Desecration (DVD)
I have a feeling that as soon as more people are exposed to Tomaselli's second feature "Horror," they'll be scrambling to get a copy of "Desecration" and sales for that will suddenly go up. It's a good feeling to be one of the first fans of this film.Those weened on "Scream"-influenced comedy/horror/pop soundtrack films will not find anything redeeming with this film, as it is very much a cerebral study. It is the only film in many years that has come anywhere close to capturing the style and mystery of the great 1970s Italian horror films in the vein of Bava and Argento. If you love that, then you won't mind that the plot is not easily played out and that you have to use your mind a bit to get through the story. A boy in a Catholic school accidentally kills a nun, and it either opens the gate to hell or he's plagued with guilt -- have fun figuring it out -- what follows is 88 minutes of hallucinatory images, scary nuns (the main ghoul still gives me extreme creeps), and a great score. Seems when someone wants to get out of Hell, that person would do just about anything! Sure, there are many low-budget things that those who enjoy "teen" fare will gripe about (most likely they'll whine about Irma St. Paule's hacking cough throughout the film or the death by remote control plane). I had no problem with the film's budget limitations, as Tomaselli is quite a visionary and makes up for any flaws with an abundance of ambition, style, and originality even when giving a nod to his influences. It's rare for me to be so excited by a discovery such as "Desecration," and I urge those with open minds to see why, in general, reviews from the press as well as lovers of obscure cinema are raving about this gem. I first got "Desecration" when it was higher-priced, and did not regret it. Now that the price is extremely low, you'll find that this DVD is a great bargain! My only complaint is that we get just an excerpt of the short film this was based on. Maybe someday if its cult status grows, we'll be treated to a special edition with commentary and more. Until then, I cherish this film as it's a treat with each additional viewing. Dane Tomaselli is a director to watch for, he's going to be revolutionizing horror and giving it new life, you can bet on it! This relatively unknown film ranks among one of my favorites. "Desecration" is truly a film done by a gifted talent and is for those who love surreal and imaginative storytelling!
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Not that shocking or haunting...,
This review is from: Desecration (DVD)
Reading all the hype regarding this low budget horror film, I expected a film 10 times more creepy than the Britain made Woman in Black DVD. (Which was creepy, shocking and wonderful) Instead I watched a horror film that had some really great moments (faceless nuns wondering around...demon clowns teasing and taunting), but some really "ho-hum" moments too. (The toy plane scene was ridiculous as were several scenes that went nowhere.) The acting is mostly atrocious. The good points did not overcome the bad ones so this one gets a big fat "C".
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Creepy in spots,
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This review is from: Desecration (DVD)
A nun dies when a model airplane bores into her temple. A troubled youth watches a friend disappear into a hole in the ground. A mess of vines fills a dorm room while a young man lies on his bed in a stupor. Ominous clowns invade dreams. A pair of scissors soars through the air and stabs another nun to death. A ghostly apparition exuding an aura of spine chilling dread appears at random to terrorize the living. A grandmother with a hacking cough frets for her grandson's safety. A jigsaw puzzle has a mind of its own. An insane mother long dead makes herself felt from beyond the grave and from the deepest pits of Hell. Just another day down at the local church, right? Wrong! These elements are only a few of the disturbing images you will see in Dante Tomaselli's ultra low budget shocker "Desecration," a movie that none other than Image Entertainment decided to release on DVD. Someone in Tinseltown ought to give this guy a budget and a chance. "Desecration," in certain respects, is one of the better low budget shockers I have seen.The story focuses on Bobby, a lonely teenager attending a live-in Catholic school somewhere in New Jersey or New York (it's gotta be one of the two after hearing those accents). The kid's life is a mess, partly due to the oppressive atmosphere of the school and partly due to growing up in a household where the mother had a serious mental problem. Bobby's mother died years ago, apparently, and the only family he has left is his aging Italian grandmother and an uncle. His life begins a huge downward spiral when he accidentally kills a nun with his remote controlled airplane. Sadly for Bobby, the nun dies immediately after discovering that she couldn't light her candle during a ceremony in the chapel, an event the movie leads us to believe is some sort of unholy omen about the nun's spiritual state. Further confirmation of the nun's problematic relationship to God arrives when her spirit begins haunting the grounds of the school. Then she starts haunting Bobby in a big way, causing the young lad great stress. Bobby's grandmother and uncle enter the picture after learning about the nun's gruesome death, and they too experience extremely unpleasant encounters with the world of the dead. At some point in the film, it appears that the death of this nun opened a portal to the underworld through which Bobby's loony mother attempts to return to the world of the living. The horror, the horror! "Desecration" has plenty of flaws, plenty of painful, groan worthy cinematic agonies best forgotten. The script, for example, is often extremely tedious. Much of the dialogue simply doesn't make sense in the context of the larger story. Moreover, actors with all the allure of a block of lead deliver these lame lines. Probably the worst actor is the young male priest who turns up from time to time to hassle Bobby. Where did Tomaselli find this guy? The morgue? Regrettably, the rest of the cast isn't much better. As for the special effects, it's a mixed bag. The scissor killing worked in a sort of cheesy way, but that model plane to the head scene towards the beginning of the movie was memorable for the sheer hilarity of the whole thing. You can tell the actress is just holding the plane up to her head while she hams up her death sequence. I see a few people comparing Tomaselli to Dario Argento and even, lord help us, Mario Bava. Now that's just ridiculous. Tomaselli's movie in no way captures the magic of Argento or Bava, not in any way, shape, or form, and to make such a comparison is blasphemy of the most subversive sort. What did work with "Desecration," and worked very well, were certain eerie scenes involving the spirit of the dead nun. She's a creepy lady when she turns up to harass the living. Check out the part where Bobby's relatives are cruising down the highway and the nun turns up on the side of the road. As the car passes by at high speed, you can see the ghastly face of the nun glare into the car as it moves by. I thought the scene was highly effective. I also liked the flashback/dream sequence where Bobby sees his warped mother tormenting him in his crib. And wouldn't you know it? At some point in the film the faces of the deceased nun and Bobby's mother look strikingly familiar. What's the message? Who knows, but it works and helps give what is otherwise a tepid film a few memorable moments. "Desecration" on disc comes with a few extras, most notably a short film made by Tomaselli that served as the impetus for the lengthier feature. Additionally, the film comes with a widescreen picture transfer, surprising for such a low budget effort. I see most people spend a lot of time knocking this movie down, and it is certainly easy to do so on several major points, but I'm going to have to go against the grain with my review. I liked "Desecration" to some extent, so let's give three stars to Tomaselli for crafting a few creepy scenes. I truly think this director could do as good a job with a bigger budget as some of the hacks that churn out some of the studio sludge I have witnessed over the last few months (Ghost Ship, anyone?). Fans of low budget horror might want to check this one out.
8 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Dreadfully Dull,
By A Customer
This review is from: Desecration (DVD)
The biggest mystery is how many people (based on reviews here) seemingly enjoyed this poorly-directed, amateurish film. Trust me - rent this one before you even think about buying it. Better yet, forget about it completely. It's not frightening and it's definitely not comparable to Suspiria just because there's a few (pointless) scenes with red gel on smoke.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Looks good but leaves you with no answers,
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This review is from: Desecration (DVD)
Apparently "Desecration" is a low budget, independant film. Well, I will give it full credit for working on a low budget as it visually belies such humble origins. The film looks wonderful most of the time. Sadly, what it doesn't have is a decent story.
There really isn't much plot to describe. What I do know is that a boy called Bobby is currently attending a religeous school, and his life is blighted by two tragedies. First was the loss of his mother at an early age, and more recently his accidental killing of a nun by his out of control model aircraft which flies into her face, killing her outright (!). But from this early promising start, the film almost immediately gets lost in constant and unexplained "surreal" imagery. The young boy is haunted and hounded by apparitions of the dead nun, and the rest of the school is similarly troubled, as other nuns start to experience various paranormal manifestations, including one quite startling sequence (probably the one most people are going to remember) in which a nun is attacked by a floating pair of scissors. Bobby starts suffering from vivid and macabre nightmares in which he is chased by clowns or attacked by the ghoulish dead nun or surrounded by evil sprouting plants. Some of them involve his dead mother, but why does she appear to be the same person as the nun who was killed by the model aeroplane? This all looks very impressive on screen, but after about 60 minutes of such whacky imagery, it started to dawn on me that the film didn't really have a lot else to offer other than this. And even though I was concentrating, the amount of screen time devoted to explaining what on earth was going on was about 45 seconds worth - it's during Bobby's grandmother's visit to a clairvoyant who blurts out the only clue in the whole movie - and a pretty daft one it is too. So prepare yourself for a very pretty ride but with no resolution or explanation of the sights along the way. Although a lot of the visuals are really good - the scissor attack and some of Bobby's hallucinations like the changing painting of a nun that he watches on a wall - they have to be linked up by something a bit better than this. Don't get me wrong, I do like surreal cinema, and enjoy an enigmatic horror movie, like, say "Lisa and The Devil". But Dante Tomaselli is no Mario Bava, and he needs to go a long way before equalling that kind of level. And even "Lisa" has an ending... "Desceration" has none! The film just stops, with not a single plot line tied up - I could scarely believe my eyes when the end credits started rolling, as I felt like I deserved some kind of pay-off for devoting 90 minutes to watching the thing. Sorry, but for me this is extremely unsatisfying. There are two ways this might have worked: it either needed to explain the plot properly, or else just give the whole film over to the hallucinatory experiences of the central character. I can cope with intentional illogicality, but I don't honestly think the film is supposed to be quite so confusing. I think it just fails to successfully serve the story that is supposed to go with the evocative imagery. And the lack of an ending is unforgiveable.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
From deep inside....,
By Shera L. Cadalzo (Montville, NJ USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Desecration [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I thought this was an excellent independent first-time movie! As you can see, the images come from deep inside it's creator's mind. It is an original! Just to be able to picture what he wants and then put in on paper and then film is a talent all in it's own. Keep more coming!
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
desecration,
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This review is from: Desecration [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Dante Tomaselli has created a mesmerizing and totally scary horror movie. The cinematography is so good, I find it hard to believe this is his first movie. And to do it on a budget as miniscule as it was makes it even more amazing. I found myself completely engulfed in this movie from the opening seen right through to the very end. The one criticism I have is I found I had to watch it more than once to really understand everything that was going on. A minor criticism especially since I enjoyed it so much I would have watched it several times any way. While a little bloody for the squeemish, this movie had none of the fowl language or gratuitous nude seens that so many producers seem to think they need to sell their films. This film was both inventive and disturbing. The atmosphere created by both the music and excellent lighting make it very eerie. A must see for any true horror fan.
8 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Friends don't let friends buy "Desecration",
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This review is from: Desecration (DVD)
The writer of a negative film review faces a dilemma: the review itself becomes a perverse source of attraction, like the "warning" beacon in Aliens. The reader smiles over the horrendously bad review, glances at the red blinking lights flashing "STAY AWAY!!!", and thinks "ah, it *can't* be that bad---I'll give it a try." So let me put this bluntly, and set up a real warning beacon: THIS MOVIE IS GARBAGE. Imagine the worst movie experience you've ever had, and then multiply it by a million, and you've begun to approximate the awfulness that is "Desecration", the first 'cinematic' outing by director Dante Tomaselli. I have seen TV infomercials that have better acting, production values, and offer more entertainment. Yes, "Desecration" is truly *that* bad. Tomaselli reputedly spent $150,000 making this movie, and I don't doubt it. If that figure is correct, then Tomaselli apparently used $3,500 on the film itself, and the rest to pay off movie reviewers. How else to explain the favorable buzz about this film, reflected in the sympathetic reviews on this site and on others, reviews that compared Tomaselli to Italian horror master Dario Argento. Comparing Tomaselli to Argento is a gross insult to Argento, and a ludicrous, possibly deranged compliment to Tomaselli, the equivalent of comparing How do I hate "Desecration"? Let me count the ways. 1) The movie looks like it was made by a high school drama class. That's right---if you like looking at the same camera angles 20 times during a scene, if you think that your local high school spook-house make-up is really scary, if you think seeing the same ominous figure in the same position outside the same window for about five minutes is atmospheric----well, then this is the film for you. If not, you'll think about burning it in the first 10 minutes. 2) The acting in the film begins at Atrocious and goes down from there. It's not even bad in the Troma-films sense of "bad"---that is, worth a rent because it's funny/awful. No, think of your aunt and uncle trying to make a horror film, and imagine how they would "act" if they had 3 minutes to prepare. 3) Plot, you say? OK, here goes: Catholic school teenager has strict religious upbringing, grows up with grandmother with hacking cough (it's actually a real cough, and one of the scariest things about the film---scary in that you start wondering how much it would cost to insure actress Irma St. Paulle), and accidentally kills a nun with a motorized toy airplane. Strange things begin to happen at the Catholic school he attends: a faceless nun (actually an actor in a nun outfit with a cheesy $5.00 mask from Rite-Aid) starts walking the grounds; the boy starts seeing the nun he killed wandering about and glaring at him; one nun is killed with some levitating scissors; another is overcome by red smoke. As it turns out, a gateway to Hell has opened in the school, and the boy's mother is trying to get out through her son. 4) Many reviewers make the mistake of highlighting the bizarre deaths in the film, making the plot sound interesting. Again: if you like cheesy informercials shot with no budget and horrible acting, the movie *might* be of some interest. The scene where the model airplane kills the nun is laughable in its incompetence---the actress has obviously smeared some fake blood on the side of her head, and for about a minute holds the fake airplane to her ear. Great. This, by the way, is the high point of the movie. 5) Did I mention the writing and acting is below the level found on most home-movies? The lead actor has obviously been culled from the bottom 5% of some remedial high school PE class; another key character, a young priest, delivers all of his lines (whatever the emotion) all in the same volume and all in monotone, without any inflection. Want some dialogue? Here's a sample, when a nun at the school phones the main character's grandmother to tell her about her grandson killing another nun. NUN: "It's about Bobby---he's killed a nun here." Or how about this, when Bobby is confronted by the young priest mentioned above. PRIEST: "Do you know you're failing out of St. Anthony's?" At some points Tomaselli even tries for laughs, hoping, evidently, that the movie will wind up on late-night TV or Mystery Science Theater 3K. It doesn't work. 6) There is zero suspense, horror, or even effective splatter in the film; if the bloodletting were even competently done, it might justify sitting through this mess of a film. But even that is ruined, leaving the horror fan to sit in agonized wonder through scene after scene that ups the ante of incompetence, featuring horrible lighting, no suspense, zero special effects, abysmal acting, and even worse dialogue. If by some misfortune you are given this film as a "present", either burn it or give it to a hated enemy.
6 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
WOW,
By A Customer
This review is from: Desecration (DVD)
I was very interested in seeing this movie because of all the reviews stating it was "the scariest movie ever". So i trusted the reviews and bought it. Boy was i surprised that this movie that had so many great reviews is ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. First of all theres no way to get passed the amazingly horrible acting. I have never seen such terrible acting ever and probobly never will. Second of all it's not even scary, it's too cheasy to be scary. I mean i know he had a small budget but i mean come on this makes troma look good. Trust me everyone this movie is total trash. Don't waste your time or money
6 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
The worst horror film I have seen in a long, long time.,
By Jonathan Allen (Bridgewater, NS Canada) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Desecration (DVD)
Bad acting, bad directing, no writing to speak of. This gets inexplicably good reviews, but any comparison to Argento (or any other competent film maker) is way off base. Avoid.
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