(Spoiler Alert)
On October 3, 2004, one of America's favorite TV series, "Desperate Housewives", was well received from viewers and critics alike, attracting over thirty million viewers in the first season's finale.
And now, eight years later, the soapy, sexy, fan-favorite show in the fictional town of Fairview is saying its final goodbyes. To mark the end of an era, a lump-in-the-throat final episode, "Finishing the Hat", was broadcast on May 13, 2012 to a bittersweet farewell. Whether or not you watched every episode from start to finish, a feeling of sadness will be felt, especially from the diehard fans who watched religiously every Sunday night to see what would happen to those zany housewives on Wisteria Lane: Teri Hatcher (Susan Mayer), Felicity Huffman (Lynette Scavo), Marcia Cross (Bree Van De Camp), and Eva Longoria (Gabrielle Solis).
But the final season is not without a few loose ends--and sloppy storylines. Although entertaining, some might say that the eighth season--maybe even too, the sixth and seventh season--was written in a hurried hand, mainly by show's producer/writer, Marc Cherry.
And it seems to many Desperate Housewives aficionados that Marc Cherry did not know what to do with most of his cast for the last few years (beginning with season six). So to him it would make sense to send some of his characters packing. In season five, Edie Britt (Nicolette Sheridan) drove into a telephone pole and, head-on, met her maker. And now, one of the most likable male characters in the series, the most levelheaded, falls prey to a gunshot. And Mike Delfino's (James Denton) death is dramatic, as he dies, in slow motion, into the arms of his klutzy, hopeless romantic wife, Susan Mayer. And in the heart-wrenching season finale, the feisty old broad, Karen McCluskey (Kathryn Joosten), loses her battle to cancer.
And what happened to Katherine Mayfair? After season six, we learn she leaves Wisteria Lane. But nothing is resolved. And it isn't until she returns to the show in the last episode, "Finishing the Hat", that her appearance to Fairview is pointless. Her New York job proposal to Lynette could have been handled over the telephone. Her brief appearance adds nothing to the storyline.
Bob and Lee were introduced in season five, too, but Cherry lost interest in both characters along the way. And in the two-hour season finale, the two handsome men barely make screen time.
And what happened to the buildup surrounding Vanessa Williams' addition to the show? Two good things happened to Williams' character Renee: she gets married to Ben and she finally gets a juicy storyline during Bree Van De Camps' "murder" trial. But otherwise, Williams' strong persona is wasted during her involvement in seasons seven and eight.
To name a few of the other questions that arise in season eight after the credits role: what happened to Tom and Lynette's children? Where was Bree's son, Andrew, and daughter, Danielle? And in the last scene, a few of Bree's dead ex-husbands were not present on the street.
The last season went by too quickly, and now Sunday nights will be devoid of the women of Wisteria Lane. And the comedy, which was the stable of the show from the beginning, is missing in season eight--until the two-hour finale, where Cherry seems to bring the show back full circle: where past characters return and the four lead women get to do what the viewer has been holding their breath for, with loyal patience, since season five--Susan, Bree, Lynette and Gabby get together for laughs, one last card game, and their infamous juicy tales of gossip.
Season eight marks the end of a landmark series in TV history. Whether you loved it or loathed it, Desperate Housewives, even through the inconsistencies of its eight-year run, will be missed.
Season eight episodes:
(1) "Secrets That I Never Want to Know"
(2) "Making the Connection"
(3) "Watch While I Revise the World"
(4) "School of Hard Knocks"
(5) "The Art of Making Art"
(6) "Witch's Lament"
(7) "Always in Control"
(8) "Suspicion Song"
(9) "Putting It Together"
(10) "What's to Discuss, Old Friend"
(11) "Who Can Say What's True?"
(12) "What's the Good of Being Good"
(13) "Is This What You Call Love?"
(14) "Get Out of My Life"
(15) "She Needs Me"
(16) "You Take for Granted"
(17) "Women and Death"
(18) "Any Moment"
(19) "With So Little to Be Sure Of"
(20) "Lost My Power"
(21) "The People Will Hear"
(22) "Give Me the Blame"
(23) "Finishing the Hat"
T.B. Grant
5.16.12