Product Details

• Actors: Jennifer Schwartz, Hilary Rubens, Janet Housden, Kim Pilkington, Steve McDonald
• Directors: David Markey
• Writers: Jennifer Schwartz, Jordan Schwartz, David Markey
• Producers: Jennifer Schwartz, Jordan Schwartz, David Markey
• Format: Color, DVD, NTSC
• Language: English
• Region: All Regions
• Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
• Number of discs: 1
• Rated: NR (Not Rated)
• Studio: Eclectic DVD Dist.
• DVD Release Date: May 20, 2003
• Run Time: 60 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B00008R9LG
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #95,302 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
• For more information about "Desperate Teenage Lovedolls" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

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Studio: Music Video Dist Release Date: 05/20/2003 Run time: 60 minutes

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars cheesy 80's fun, March 28, 2007

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S. Boone "TheatreX" (Louisville, KY) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Desperate Teenage Lovedolls (DVD)

Don't expect any great production values or too much of a storyline here, as The Love Dolls try to break into the recording industry in So. Cal. in the early 80's. This is filmed on Super 8 and apparently a bunch of friends just got together and made it, yet it somehow manages to be more professional than a lot of "earnest" people that are supposedly creating "art" these days using some of the same methods...go figure. Anyway this has members of Redd Kross, Black Flag, Blood on the Saddle, etc., and it chronicles the rise to fame and fortune of The Love Dolls and then their ultimate downfall, and all in 60 minutes...if only Valley of the Dolls had been that short. 3 out of 5, fun stuff but don't go into this expecting too much.

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1.0 out of 5 stars Hell No!, August 19, 2011

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kaoskitty64 (NYC) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Desperate Teenage Lovedolls (DVD)

College film students have more talent than the director of this debacle. I'm all for campy B-movies but this is more like a D. The director insults your intelligence throughout: from male singing dubbed over (non-)lipsyncing girls, hippies posing as punks?, and a girl shrugging off her rape for show business. i couldn't wait for it to be over. The Banana Splits are more entertaining.

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Coors Light. Turn It Loose., November 22, 2005

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Shannon Johnstone - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Desperate Teenage Lovedolls (DVD)

I can't believe we didn't watch the director's commentary.