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47 of 48 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Step this way to get a gander at, "THE CANNON!", October 27, 2008
As a baby, he was given away and as a child he was stolen by one of the roughest gang leaders in the West. That gang leader saw in a ten year old Devin Spawn the promise of a great leader and when he became a man, Devin Spawn fulfilled that promise. Standing 6'9 and just freakin enormous, Devil's Spawn is known throughout the West as the biggest and baddest outlaw around. He goes where he wants and does what he wants with impunity. No one can stand up to him, but the one place he stays away from is Tejas, the territory where his father lives and when word reaches him that the old man is dying, Devin heads into enemy territory, ready to finally ask the hard question, "why?" On the way, he stops to refresh himself by a river, and floating along the water is a beautiful, young woman, so naturally, he snatches her dress and lays in wait for her. Dangling her dress above her, he demands a kiss in lieu of payment. But when her lips innocently meets his, their combined lust goes up in flames, and Devin finally finds a passion that sears him all the way to his cold, empty soul.
Megan and Devin learn they are related by marriage, and they head back to the Spawn Ranch. Unfortunately, Devin is too late to get the answers he craves, but what he does get is Megan. His father wrote him a letter, telling him to care for Megan and his stepsisters. Megan doesn't want him around, though. She only thing she wants is to see the tail end of this brutish outlaw and his horse, heading off into the sunset, but she's in a precarious position at best. She owes a debt and when Devin steps up to pay it, he claims ownership of her. He settled her debt to him last time with a kiss, but this time, he wants much, much more.
This was dirty. As in rough and raunchy, and gritty and lewd. While this story definitely had it's moments of kink, it wasn't so much kinky as it was dirty. Devin has an extremely dirty and slightly perverted mind and armed with "The Cannon" he didn't really need anything else. The Cannon is his 12 inch long little buddy, which also happens to be 8 inches wide in circumference. Yikes! Did I also mention that Megan is described as being 4'11?! Oh, yeah, don't forget the menage with Megan's boytoy from the past, Caleb, who is 6'3 and comes in at a very respectable 8-9 inches. Holy %$@%! That's a lot of manmeat. If there was such a thing as too much manmeat, this would be it. I happen to be four feet ten inches and that makes me a wee bit smaller than Megan. Outta curiosity, having never seen a twelve inch dingaling, (mores the pity) I held up a twelve inch long ruler and laid it down against my stomach, and promptly burst out laughing. It's just......preposterous!! HaHaHA!
Despite my seeming obsession with twelve inch long manroots, I really enjoyed this story. It was a little slow and a little boring in the first half. I really didn't know where Samantha Cruise was going with this enormous book at first, but it quickly got better and more fast paced and at the end, all the threads came together in a very satisfying way.
My enjoyment of this book definitely came about because of Devin. He was aggressive, and very, very dominant. There are two hot and delicious spanking scenes and I've got two bits of advice. Don't tell this man "no" and don't threaten his horse. While he was dominant and slightly menacing, he was also a sweetheart when it came to Megan and his stepsisters. He would take them to school and he also read them bedtime stories every night. All that and The Cannon, too! Awwwww. He and Megan have a weird relationship. Yes, she is his stepmother, but they are not related by blood, so I guess it's okay. He likes to tease her and taunt her about that fact, but it never gets weird, or gross. The weirdness comes about because, at first, they don't really have a relationship at all. Devin just wants to set up his own private bordello that he can stop by and use whenever he wants. He even thinks to leave Megan in the care of someone else, a man she's been kind of in love with since she was a little girl. (If that was the type of Dr/Patient games little kids were playing, alls I have I say is, Day-Um! I missed out!) He slowly gets her used to the idea by having Caleb come join in on their naughty escapades. And speaking of that particular naughty episode, I didn't know they had sex toys readily available in the Wild West. Not only that, but they came in small, medium and large. Talk about convenience. I know people back then could catalogue order anything from department stores "Back East" but while perusing one of those catalogues for fun, I must have missed that section. Oh, well.
Even though I'm having a lot of laughs at the expense of this book, I really enjoyed it. It was decadently over the top and a lot of fun. For those that care, this does seem to be a permanent menage but I'm not exactly positive about that fact. It seems more that Devin was 'allowing' Megan to have Caleb as a sort of boytoy. Devin was definitely the dominant over these two, although there are no m/m scenes between the men.
I highly recommend this book as a dirty, raunchy read. It's the type to titillate and delight you, while you keep it safely out of sight of any overnight guests. It amused me and Samantha Cruise was able to spin a nice, sexy tale out of 450 plus pages and I really enjoyed it. :P
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