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Description for normal people: Obviously somebody you know well has cancer. Or perhaps you have cancer. Or perhaps you bought this book because you think you might have cancer. Even if you don't have cancer, you may very well get cancer someday. Hey, you say, that's really morbid. Well, I say, that's life. We are all morbid. Of course, you may get hit by a bus on the way out of your office or your house or you might drink too much and drown in your own vomit, but let's not dwell on the possibilities.
This book can cure cancer. I know, I read and I survived cancer. So there.
Description for housebound computer coders with no lives: Kcuf Recnac is a rollicking tale of greed and sex, of one man's lonely quest for the truth and the women who love him. It's about nature's dark design for humanity and the gnomes who want to procreate in the alley behind the pharmacy. It's a tale about Raolf, our hero of heroes, armed only with his wits and a giant handgun, he easily conquers the Black Crystal Knights and wins the hand of Hideous Hilda, the most beautiful temptress to walk the Path of Red Vases since Maggie The Mad crawled from Castle Weebokken to the Forbidden Shores in the Year 17 of the Reign of Night, holding only the dirty nappy of Prince Calistoga in her teeth.
This book can cure cancer. I know, I read and I survived cancer. So there.
Description for housebound computer coders with no lives: Kcuf Recnac is a rollicking tale of greed and sex, of one man's lonely quest for the truth and the women who love him. It's about nature's dark design for humanity and the gnomes who want to procreate in the alley behind the pharmacy. It's a tale about Raolf, our hero of heroes, armed only with his wits and a giant handgun, he easily conquers the Black Crystal Knights and wins the hand of Hideous Hilda, the most beautiful temptress to walk the Path of Red Vases since Maggie The Mad crawled from Castle Weebokken to the Forbidden Shores in the Year 17 of the Reign of Night, holding only the dirty nappy of Prince Calistoga in her teeth.

