Product Details

• Actors: Trevor Parsons, Jillian Swanson, Michael Barbour, Danielle Petty, Jacqueline Page
• Directors: Ulli Lommel
• Writers: Ulli Lommel
• Producers: Nola Roeper, Ulli Lommel, Jeff Frentzen
• Format: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
• Language: English
• Subtitles: English, Spanish
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  
• Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1
• Number of discs: 1
• Rated: R (Restricted)
• Studio: Lions Gate
• DVD Release Date: April 24, 2007
• Run Time: 81 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 1.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B000N2HBIY
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #203,564 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
• For more information about "Diary of a Cannibal (Widescreen Edition)" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

Editorial Reviews

Horror meister Ulli Lommel's depraved tale of a modern-day cannibal is inspired by a real-life case of a woman who murdered and consumed her lover - liver and all! - in a strange act of consensual love. They met on the Internet. They fell in love. Only one of them survived to write the Diary Of A Cannibal.System Requirements:Runtime: 81 minsFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR Rating: R UPC: 012236211327 Manufacturer No: 21132

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars dreadful, dreadful, dreadful, June 5, 2007

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Earthgrrl - See all my reviews

This review is from: Diary of a Cannibal (Widescreen Edition) (DVD)

I'll watching anything horror related, but this was truly painful. Terrible direction, the worst editing, an awful soundtrack and wooden acting. Save yourself! Keep browsing.

6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Oh no .. Please don't. I want 80 minutes of my life back., April 23, 2007

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Browchay (Luxembourg) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Diary of a Cannibal (Widescreen Edition) (DVD)

All I can say is don't rent it, don't buy it and if you're unlucky enough to be somewhere when it is being played (Train, Plane, Ship etc..) just gouge your eyes out and stick pencils in your ears.

I've been trying to think of words that describe this rubbish, please feel free to pick from any of the following !!

terrible , inexcusable, dire, tiresome, atrocious, unpardonable, awful, mind-numbing, intolerable, excruciating, unbearable, agonizing, painful, indefensible, lackluster, boring, appalling, dismal, grim, calamitous, catastrophic, disastrous, dreary, tedious

If I've missed something please feel free to drop in some other words that describe this rubbish, but shame on you if you actually sat through the film after reading this !

Really, all joking aside, don't waste your time. Ulli Lommel should not be allowed to make movies, he should not be allowed anywhere near a camera, motion or otherwise.

Heed my warning !!! You have been told !!

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Garbage!, August 1, 2007

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Brooke D. - See all my reviews

This review is from: Diary of a Cannibal (Widescreen Edition) (DVD)

This was honestly the worst movie I have ever endured. By the time I made it to the 30 minute marker, I began fast forwarding. There was barely a word of dialogue, so I knew I wouldn't miss an important passage, and the movie largely consisted of the same 3 flashback scenes being played over and over and over again.
Besides, who cooks their lover's heart and vital organs on a gas grill for 45 minutes? There's a reason why people don't grill up hearts of any species, and if you left a heart on the grill for 45 minutes to go on a scooter ride, you'd probably come back to charred lump, which you'd still have to choke down because otherwise, why'd you kill him?
If I ever met director Ulli Lommel in person, I would seriously be tempted to eat his heart, just to prevent him from making another devastating failure like this one.