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Diary of Indignities (Paperback)

~ Patrick Hughes (Author)
Key Phrases: poo water, ass blood, saltwater catfish, Down Syndrome, Cousin Barry, Moss Man (more...)
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Diary of Indignities first foisted itself on an unsuspecting public on the popular blog Bad News Hughes, where thousands of readers are disgusted, amused and just plain baffled by these vivid, seriocomic stories of soul-melting shame. Patrick Hughes doesn't understand exactly where, or when, things went wrong in what should have been a "normal life," but he's more than happy - make that driven - to share his personal calamities with his readers. Inexplicably, he has an uncanny talent for personal failure, with more than the average share of embarrassment, heartbreak, carefree violence, booze, bodily injury, hypochondria, inappropriate nudity, painful rashes, neuroses, colonoscopy procedures and unpleasant smells - all totally true. In Diary of Indignities, complete with humiliating full-color photo essays, the author guides readers past good taste, sense and even logic into that magical, mayhem-ridden world known as his life.

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  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: M Press (May 30, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1595821031
  • ISBN-13: 978-1595821034
  • Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 6 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #91,081 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A book that really doesn't suck..., June 7, 2007
By David Demski (Baltimore, MD) - See all my reviews
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Hughes is able to tell his stories with both humor and humanity. Everyone has tales of growing up, but this book is written at a level of skill very few story tellers could come close too even if their adventures were as notable. Through most of the book you will find yourself laughing out loud, but at least one chapter choked me up to the point I pronounced it as "the saddest thing I've ever read". Do yourself a favor and buy this book.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars What a douche!, June 15, 2007
By styro "styro" (Richmond, VA United States) - See all my reviews
Patrick Hughes is an evil brilliant genius, carving his niche out of the publishing world with blood and bone and poo water.

You should buy this book. Not only will it make you smarter and better looking, it will also make you laugh until you cry. I'm not just saying this because he thanks me in the intro, either. He is a hilarious man, and this is an epic book of hilarious stories, well-told.
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5.0 out of 5 stars It's like sitting on the front porch with a crazy old man, June 13, 2007
By K. Allison (Brooklyn, NY United States) - See all my reviews
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It feels good to laugh so hard you weep, and if you want to feel good like that, this is the book to get you there. Pat Hughes suffers the indignities, so you don't have do, and believe me there are woes visited upon this man the likes of which you have never imagined. Hughes' writing is engaging, and the whole thing is like sitting on the front porch with a world-class yarn spinner, slapping your thigh and guffawing every few minutes until everyone has to pause to catch their breath. Truly a must-have book.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Warning: severe tire damage
Patrick Hughes may be The Funniest Man on Earth.
It didn't matter that I had been a voracious reader of his blog--the retelling of the stories (and more) in this book are to... Read more
Published 13 months ago by T. Smith

5.0 out of 5 stars friggin' hilarious
Seriously funny, well-written material. I was *in* Gainesville for much of the time periods Hughes writes about, and somehow, he has managed to hit the hammer straight on the... Read more
Published 15 months ago by Old School Fool

5.0 out of 5 stars It will make you feel better about your own life.
DOI is a hilarious odyssey into the twisted, troubled mind of Patrick "Bad News" Hughes. Some of the situations he describes would make me want to live underground and eat canned... Read more
Published on October 2, 2007 by B. Detweiler

5.0 out of 5 stars you will howl with laughter on the toilet
Patrick Hughes' stories, told by anyone else, would make the average reader wince or vomit, or both. Read more
Published on September 22, 2007 by B. Summers

5.0 out of 5 stars It's a winner.
DIARY OF INDIGNITIES first came to light on the blog Bad News Hughes, documenting indignities generated by the author's life and talent for personal failure. Read more
Published on September 7, 2007 by Midwest Book Review

5.0 out of 5 stars you complete me
A funny thing happened while I was reading "Diary of Indignities". My husband said to me "you're not laughing out loud as much as I had expected" and at first it was dissettling... Read more
Published on September 6, 2007 by Mia

5.0 out of 5 stars Funnier than my mother-in-law spontaneously combusting
This may well be the funniest book ever written. There were times I had to put it down because tears of mirth were streaming from my eyes and I was afraid I'd have trouble seeing... Read more
Published on September 5, 2007 by Jill C. Hand

5.0 out of 5 stars Yes.
This book is practically a tour guide to the magic of Gainesville. Pat Hughes, and intense and amazing and hilarious man, bebops on out a collection of memories that make me want... Read more
Published on September 3, 2007 by Luci Olewinski

5.0 out of 5 stars The funniest book I have ever read
I've read a lot of funny books or the past 40-some-odd years and this is by far the funniest.

It makes a great gift for that friend you know that would understand and... Read more
Published on September 1, 2007 by Joe E. Baker

5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny (really, it is)
I used to entertain colleagues during our lunch hour with readings from Hughes' blog. I'm using the book now for these readings and, judging by their reactions, it's even funnier... Read more
Published on August 31, 2007 by J. Darnell

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