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Diary of a Nerd King # 2 1/2: The GREATEST March Break EVER! (HOLIDAY SALE $2.99 / REG. $3.99) [Kindle Edition]

Matt Ballard
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Book Description

Max went away on March Break and had the GREATEST March Break EVER, so we figured we'd better do a SPECIAL EDITION, full length, Diary of a Nerd King book so you could read all about it!

It all starts when Max's best friend Boogie finds out he's going to Hawaii with his family for March break, and his parents tell him he can invite Max to come along.

Just like you'd expect from Max and Boogie, the adventure gets crazy right from the start when Max has a run-in with the military security dudes at the airport.

On the airplane, Max wonders if the pilot is barbecuing, and then Boogie gets the phone numbers of two beautiful Hula girls who greet them at the airport.

When they arrive at the resort, Max can't believe they're at the right place. It's TOTALLY WICKED AWESOME! It has like five different swimming pools and ten different restaurants!!!

No sooner had they hit the beach, than some guy comes running by them, screaming, with some kind of monster stuck on his arm!

And it only gets CRAZIER from there!

What's that... you haven't met Max yet? Well then, here's Max on Max...

My name is Max Ridgemont. My sister says I'm the Nerd King. I resent that. She says I resemble that. She thinks she's so smart. Wait til I'm famous from inventing a burping machine.

This is my diary, except it's not a diary. It's a journal, or a blog, or a log... just not a diary 'cause diaries are for girls and wimpy kids. There's also a lot of wicked awesome pictures I drew in here too. Don't feel bad if you can't draw as well as I can. Most people can't.

Oh yeah, my best friend Boogie and I are going to make millions with our new YouTube channel, and our plan is in here too. DON'T try and copy us. You'll just get upset when you don't make a million dollars and find out you're not as awesome as us.

Product Details

  • File Size: 3845 KB
  • Print Length: 92 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Matt Ballard (December 18, 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007GPH488
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #449,568 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars WOW!!!!! c::: April 22, 2012
By Sophie
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OH MY GOD!!!! this is the BEST book ever!! i usually dont read these types of books but i heard that this one was good so i read it and it is soooooo GOOD!!!! i will recommend this book to alot of people and make sure that they all read it! I thank the author of this book for making this very CREATIVE AND FUN story! :)
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5.0 out of 5 stars WONDERFUL!!! March 5, 2012
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Great books my kids love them. I have to fight them to actually read something else. Would.recommend all of anyone looking for something to get there kids to read more.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Greatest book ever! September 3, 2013
By Brandy
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It has action and it is a good book. It is the best book for young children under 7 or 8.
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1.0 out of 5 stars So stupid August 5, 2013
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I don't know y I got this book.I only looked at the poorly drawn pics.This is the worst book I EVER read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome book! June 12, 2013
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This is a funny book, well written and my kids enjoy reading it also! I would recommend it to anyone for a good read!
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5.0 out of 5 stars awesome June 3, 2013
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this book was amazing. it had fictional ideas that could actully happen. i loved it. i read the entire first season and the seconed. i lobed thoughs too
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5.0 out of 5 stars Good read March 31, 2013
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My daughter loved it! She really enjoyed this book. I bought it for her just to see if she would finish it. Well, she could not put it down.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Fun March 19, 2013
By Unknown
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Fun book about two best friends in Hawaii. Really really really fun and funny. Nice book for best friends for ever.
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More About the Author

I'm a Dad, Husband, Author, Photographer, Adventurer, Make Believer, and a Dreamer.

Check out for updates on The Stone of Blood, my new Totally Indie Unofficial Minecraft Adventure Series!

Check out for updates on my Diary of a Nerd King graphic novel series.

And for the little ones, check out Pumpernickel Park, the place where all my children's stories, drawings, cartoons, and videos come to life. I hope your kids enjoy them as much as mine do!

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