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Dick By Law [Kindle Edition]

Robert Jeschonek

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"DICKS is fun. What's in a name? Ah, there's the rub..." – Neil Innes, writer/actor/musician/comedian, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Rutles, and The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band,

Robert T. Jeschonek "sees the world like no one else sees it, and makes incredibly witty, incisive stories out of that skewed worldview." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author


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For mature readers only.

What if you could have someone legally declared a dick? Simon Bellerophon does just that! When pain in the ass Horne Shaw pushes him too far, Simon sues to have him branded a dick...and wins, in the craziest court case ever. But that's just the beginning of this out-there, in-your-face comedy! When an anti-dick movement tries to stamp out all dicks, Horne leads a dick pride movement that takes the world by storm. The dicks get their own TV show (THE DICK LIFE), drum up an anti-"pussy" campaign, and kick off their own Dickapalooza musicfest. But the wildest action explodes in Bermuda, at the First Annual International Dicklympics. Simon tries to regain the upper hand by sabotaging the Running of the Dicks, but he and Horne fall prey to the man who wants the title of World's Biggest Dick: General Mobai. Will Simon and Horne survive the fight of their lives, or will this true dictator cut them down to size? Will Simon have to become a dick himself in order to rise from the ashes? And where does the prehistoric dog-thing come in? Hold on tight for the laugh out loud ride of your life!

If you love TV shows like Family Guy and South Park, websites like Funny Or Die, or movies like The Hangover, you'll love DICKS. In the words of Neil Innes of MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS, THE RUTLES, and the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band,

Don't miss the uncut version of this twisted comedy, available here from Tsetse Press for the first time anywhere. Welcome to the latest nutty novel from Robert T. Jeschonek, the lunatic who brought you THE LOVE QUEST OF SMIDGEN THE SNACK CAKE, BLAZING BODICES, and THE GREATEST SERIAL KILLER IN THE UNIVERSE. It's the perfect mind-freak yuk-fest to enjoy alongside your favorite six-pack while reruns of Seinfeld or Family Guy play in the background.


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About the Author

Robert T. Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, comics, essays, articles, and podcasts have been published around the world. DC Comics, Simon & Schuster, and DAW have published his work. His work appeared in three volumes of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, winning the grand prize in Volume VI. His story, "Fear of Rain," was nominated for the British Fantasy Award. His young adult urban fantasy novel, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, is due July 11, 2011 from Clarion Books/Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, and is available for pre-order from Amazon.com.


Product Details

  • File Size: 722 KB
  • Print Length: 230 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Pie Press; First edition (August 15, 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003ZSICAE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,807,630 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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