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Die Stupid [Kindle Edition]

Owen Fusterbuster
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Book Description

Dirk Squeezer is an ex-Special Forces operative who has gone off the grid after scrubbing the public databases of every scrap of information about him except his shoe size (28 EEE). But when the US government finds itself facing an unprecedented crisis, its top security officer knows there is only one man for the job—a man with a steely gaze, an iron constitution, and grotesquely oversized feet—a man who will live strong, fight hard, and die stupid.

Tracked down and recruited for the mission, Squeezer must team up with voluptuous FBI Female Special Agent Robin Sapsucker and infiltrate the hideout of the brilliant, evil, and curiously piglike criminal mastermind Connor Hogshead. Along the way he matches wits with tattooed, sexually ambiguous Swedish computer expert Limpet Salamander, as he struggles to foil Hogshead's plan for world domination—a plan known only by its enigmatic codename: Squirrelageddon.

Packed with tension, stuffed with suspense, and bristling with idiocy, DIE STUPID is a modern masterpiece of moronic mayhem. Check out these unsolicited reviews:

"I wish I were alive to read it!"—William Shakespeare

"A painful experience."—the Marquis de Sade

"That's it! I'm going back in the well."—Little Timmy from LASSIE

Buy DIE STUPID today, and regret it tomorrow ... and for the rest of your life.

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  • Print Length: 150 pages
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  • Language: English
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4.0 out of 5 stars Die Stupid August 8, 2011
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"Die Stupid" is funny! Once in awhile, people need to just get over themselves and laugh out loud, and I know I, personally, did a lot of laughing! A writer should be able to step outside their normal genre once in awhile, just for a change. This book reminds me of John Lennon's work, back when he was writing things like "Skywriting by Word of Mouth".
I found it a welcome change, after the initial shock !
As an editor, most of the stuff I read is pretty dull. This book surely isn't! Put your stereotypes aside and see for yourself!
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5.0 out of 5 stars So funny I laughed out loud August 8, 2011
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I've never provided my own laugh track for a book, but couldn't help myself with DIE STUPID. The only way I can describe this book is in movie terms: CARL HIAASEN meets HUNTER THOMPSON meets FIRESIGN THEATRE.

I had to put the book down often just to absorb how ridiculously funny it was.

Warning - read in short increments, otherwise you might laugh so hard you'll start to hyperventilate and need oxygen.
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4.0 out of 5 stars DIE STUPID . . . WE ALL DIE ONCE August 12, 2011
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DIE STUPID by MICHAEL PRESCOTT is COMEDY RELIEF for one accustomed to reading Police Procedurals, Detective Novels and True Crime books.

The Plot has been carefully thought out. The Characters skillfully developed. The wit of Author MICHAEL PRESCOTT is razor-edge and I found myself laughing page after page, The ONLY complaint I had with this very funny novel is the NAMES Mr. Prescott pulled from his brain - "SQUEEZER"(?), "ROBIN SAPSUCKER" (?),

These are the main characters and I just could not train my brain to accept their names. While I enjoy British humor always, I think Mr. Prescott;s "DIE STUPID" would have been a much better novel had he selected names like "Donald King", "Diana Stone", Jim Connors" and Bill Jobs".

I would love to have given a Five Star Review, but those names just kicked it down a star.

Michael Phelps
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"But there's a fly on the horizon, a dark cloud in the ointment..." What the?????

I can't help but hear Joe Friday's voice as I read lines like: "You're no doubt wondering why we went to all this trouble to find you. Of course you've been one of the FBI's Most Wanted for years, not to mention America's Top Forty and David Letterman's Top Ten. But that's not why you're here."

This book reminds me of Jack Webb with Johnny Carson about 100 years ago... The Copper Clapper Caper. If you have ever enjoyed Dragnet, the old radio show, the old television show or the movie version (which is kinda old now too) you must give this book a try! Owen is one helluva author!

Thanks for the laughs!
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