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Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)

Tim Gerstmar , Geoff Mosher , Caleb Emerson  |  NR |  DVD
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Tim Gerstmar, Geoff Mosher, Pippi Zornoza, Jamie Gillis, Hasil Adkins
  • Directors: Caleb Emerson
  • Writers: Caleb Emerson, Haig Demarjian
  • Producers: Caleb Emerson, Anna Snyder, Haig Demarjian, Jarred Alterman, Ken Cmar
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, Dolby, Full Screen, NTSC
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo)
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: NR (Not Rated)
  • Studio: Image Entertainment
  • DVD Release Date: January 16, 2007
  • Run Time: 97 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #167,233 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Die You Zombie Bastards!" on IMDb

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  • Commentary by the filmmakers
  • Making-of bonus video
  • Music videos
  • Still gallery

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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet -- caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us -- you've never seen anything like this!

See! A serial-killer superhero with a cape made of human flesh! Hear! Legendary one-man band & rockabilly pioneer Hasil Adkins! Smell! Scalding, molten cheese disfiguring pert young bodies! Hear! An exclusive and eclectic rock 'n' roll soundtrack!

Chant it, growl it, shout it, sing it, scream it -- do whatever you want, but audiences the world over are saying it loud: "Die You Zombie Bastards! " A low-budget indie masterpiece more than five years in the making, this is the movie you've been waiting for. Are you ready for it?!

Featuring filmmakers' audio commentary, making-of bonus video, rare music videos, still gallery and much more!

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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars If you like Troma movies you'll like this. March 10, 2007
Die You Zombie Bastards is a really dumb movie. I am a member of that group of people who truly enjoy dumb humor. There are some laugh aloud parts that I can't mention here because they would ruin the movie but trust me, they are hilarious. Don't watch this movie thinking it is a horor movie, because it's not. There is only one scene that is sort of stomach turning, the rest is pure camp. The only one that can act their way out of a paper bag is the female lead. The rest of the actors ham it up like they were sniffing helium. If you enjoyed such Troma movies as Class of Nuke 'Em High or The Killer Condom, this movie is for you. If you think those kind of movies are dumb, run, don't walk away from this one.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars wonderful October 28, 2007
By ribcage
DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! is all about yelling, violence, and nudity, right in line with all those troma movies(Lloyd Kaufman even manages a voice cameo). We've got a crazy serial killer couple split up by a South Park-esque super villain who plans to turn everybody into zombies. This sends our man Red on a trek all across the world(on a geographically bizarre map) to fight zombies and hear about stories of weird Bahamaian hunters and Swedish cheese demons and all sorts of great things like that.

And there's dogmen. If you love dogmen, just get this already. You can't go wrong with dogmen. Not werewolves. Dogmen. If you think the idea of dogmen isn't so great, then definitely don't buy this film.

The humor's great and never lets up, it's constantly bizarre, and there's plenty of messiness and nudity to satisfy you if that's the sort of thing you demand of your ridiculous movies.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars It's actually kind of funny... June 23, 2010
Die You Zombie Bastards! (Caleb Emerson, 2005)

One of the late Jamie Gillis' attempts to break into the mainstream came with Night of the Zombies in 1981. It is such an unrelentingly bad movie that I find it amazing anyone ever cast him in another one. And yet, Gillis' final film role is, yes, in a zombie movie. I grant you, it's a zombedy, which is a much better fit for Gillis than the hardboiled-detective-horror-flick that was Night of the Zombies, but still, you gotta wonder. At least, you gotta wonder until you start looking farther into the cast list.

Die You Zombie Bastards! is the third installment in the ongoing tale of Red (Tim Gerstmar), a serial killer, and his lovely wife Violet (Pippi Zornoza). In this installment, an evil genius, Baron Nefarious (Geoff Mosher, who previously worked with Emerson on Toxic Avenger IV), is raising an army of the undead to do his bidding. Nefarious falls in love with Violet and kidnaps her, sending Red on a globe-trotting trip to hunt her down before Nefarious can recruit her into his army of zombies.

Now, let's get this straight: if you don't like bad movies, you need to avoid this like the plague. I mean, come on, Red wears a superhero outfit made of human skin (with added red long johns and a pair of yellow waders). Hasil Adkins makes an appearance as himself. (He died not long after filming completed, and the movie is dedicated to him.) Red finds himself in a Swedish village containing no men. Lloyd Kaufman hosts a game show called "Swap Mate". You know what you're getting into before you even start. Or you should, anyway. This is not classic cinema by any means.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Cinematic madness for lo-fi indie horror comdey fans! January 7, 2010
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Die You Zombie Bastards! is a lo-fi indie horror comedy with a serial killer protagonist (those two things---serial killer and protagonist---should never go hand in hand, and yet here they are!), an odd villian, zombies, dogmen, ninjas, robots, beautiful women, a fishman, a cheese demon, and one-man rockabilly singer/songwriter Hasil Adkins. Red Toole, our protagonist, goes in search of his missing wife, Violet, but not before donning his super hero outfit complete with yellow rubber boots, doo-rag, red jammies, and a cape made of human flesh. Violet has been kidnapped by a bumbling, monster-faced villian, Baron Nefarious, whose strange habits and equally bizarre sexual appetites make him a unique villian indeed. In short, Baron Nefarious has invented what he calls the Zomb-a-tron, which is a laser gun that turns people into mindless, violent zombie drones. That's just his mini Zomb-a-tron, though. His master plan is to complete the jumbo Zomb-a-tron, which will---yup, you guessed it!---turn the entire world population into mindless, violent zombie drones. For Red Toole, otherwise referred to as Redman when in super hero mode, this is an Epic journey, to be sure. He follows clues from one strange set of circumstances to the next, from a mysterious police officer that turns out to be much more to a weird Bahamian obeah man (witch doctor) in the bathtub of a Pittsburg tenement, from a land far across the ocean where only women terrorized by a Cheese Demon dwell to a ramshackle backwoods residence in Wisconsin where Hasil Adkins sits shirtless in a lawn chair, and from a fishing shack where Red learns a shocking secret to the lunacy of Baron Nefarious's hideout where Red battles fiercely to reclaim his lovely Violet. It you like b movie horror comedies or Troma films, Die You Zombie Bastards! is for you.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Three Stars
what i can say is support independent film makers...but this was very weird!
Published 26 days ago by L. Gay
5.0 out of 5 stars about as bizarre, and over-the-top as it gets….
Its certainly one of the more unique, out-there, gory, and comical b-movies I've seen in the horror genre, but so incredibly odd and off-beat, that its really enjoyable and... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Rockguy30
5.0 out of 5 stars must see genre defying film original and hilarious
DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS is a f'ing awesome movie. i've watched it many times and it always cracks me up. theres any number of reasons why this is a MUST SEE film.

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Published 8 months ago by Joel Kaplan
3.0 out of 5 stars I applaud this bad movie!
This movie is bad, but in a good may if you have a very morbid sense of humor and view it for what it is. Read more
Published 9 months ago by nicholas karako
1.0 out of 5 stars Tacky, tacky, tacky
I will watch almost anything with zombie attached to it. As a matter of fact, i've watched so many zombie movies that i am now craping the bottom of the barrel. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Mark Allan Schuring
5.0 out of 5 stars Sheer freaky-deeky
Gave it a 5 – just for it being SUCH an outlandish movie. Low budget – for real – but the thing just rocks (cannot help myself) and is so off the wall - in no way correct - or... Read more
Published 18 months ago by S. Banzhaf
4.0 out of 5 stars Much better than I expected
A fine low budget film. You do need a little patience to get past the weird, old dude at the very beginning of the movie, but after that the film takes off. Read more
Published on April 14, 2011 by F. Allen
5.0 out of 5 stars Truly A Masterpiece
This is my favorite "B for the sake of B" film. Downright hilarious in every aspect, this movie oozes low budget goodness from start to finish.
Published on September 30, 2010 by Synile
3.0 out of 5 stars Bad zombie movie, good Troma movie
"Die You Zombie Bastards!" (2005) is the latest film I've seen in my Sisyphean effort to review every zombie movie ever made. "Die You Zombie Bastards! Read more
Published on May 19, 2008 by Melkor
1.0 out of 5 stars One star is one too many for this excuse for a movie
Save your money and time.

The positive reviews must have been written by people who are making money off the sale of it. Read more
Published on November 23, 2007 by Eddie Whitlock
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