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Go all out for the Spirit of Xmas(TM), December 10, 2005
This review is from: Dinihanian Floral Products CHW-RED-014 26-Inch Classic Holiday Wreath (Lawn & Patio)
There is an even more expensive Xmas Wreath but I recommend this one because the more expensive one is "English" Rose, and we all know that the English are not as God-fearing as Americans.
Stick your head through it and wear it about the house with pride, and even outside. Wear a Batterypack Combined Unit that flashes red & green and and broadcasts high decibel assault by all kinds of Xmas music, including Christian Rock. Advertising is OK.
Whatever you do, DON'T make the mistake of trying to be non-denominational or of all things secular, like the White House just did. Carry a Bible. Give it a thump, once in a while.
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