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Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook: 1st edition - check out the 2nd edition on Kickstarter! [Kindle Edition]

Chris-Rachael Oseland
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Book Description

Before buying this book, check out the second edition now on Kickstarter!

The new 2nd edition of Dining With the Doctor has over 120 recipes covering the 8th - 12th Doctors.

Chris-Rachael read your reviews and listened to your critiques. She's replacing 60 of the lamer recipes from the 1st edition with all new recipes, plus adding recipes for the 8th Doctor, War Doctor, 12th Doctor, and if we hit all the stretch goals, maybe even Inspector Spacetime.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled book description.
Hello, sweetie.

Your taste buds are about to take a wibbly wobbly, timey wimey adventure through the 2005 Doctor Who reboot. Megafan and food writer Chris-Rachael Oseland spent a year rewatching all of series one through six and experimenting in her kitchen to bring you a fresh recipe for every single episode.

There are recipes in here for every level of cook. If you're terrified of the kitchen, there are things so simple even Micky the Idiot couldn't get them wrong. For the experienced chefs, there are advanced fish and beef dishes that wouldn't be amiss on the Starship Titanic. Along the way, you'll also find plenty of edible aliens to decorate the table at your next Doctor Who viewing party.

This book is a treat for any Whovian who wants to offer more than a plate of fish fingers and a bowl of custard at your next viewing party. Want to host an elegant dinner party to show off your new Tardis corset? Start the evening with a Two Streams Garden Cocktail followed by Baked Hath, Marble Cucumber Circuits with Vesuvian Fire Dipping Sauce, Professor Yana’s Gluten Neutrino Map Binder, Slitheen Eggs, and some of Kazran’s Night Sky Fog Cups for dessert.

If you’re just getting a few friends together to watch the latest episode, why not offer them an Ood Mezze Plate to munch on as stragglers wander in followed by some quick and easy Fish Custard Tacos, Open Faced Dalek Ironsides, Sontaran Soldiers, and a Cinnamon Pull Apart Crack in the Wall. They can wash it all down with a cup of the Pond’s Wedding Punch.

Lets be honest. No Whovian gathering is complete without them, so you also get an entire bonus chapter dedicated to interesting alternative takes on fish fingers and custard.

This comprehensive cookbook includes eighteen adult beverages, more than two dozen recipes for vegetarians, twenty that are safe for people with wheat allergies, and ten for the low carb dieters. You’ll be prepared for every possible guest.

The ebook also includes over 50 full color photos, a linked table of contents for easy navigation, and a useful appendix.

Put on your fez and straighten your bow tie. You own a cookbook now. Cookbooks are cool.



Brought to you by the author of such geektastic wonders as:
Counting With Tesla
SteamDrunks: 101 Steampunk Cocktails and Mixed Drinks
The Unauthorized True Blood Drinking Guide

Product Details

  • File Size: 3641 KB
  • Print Length: 103 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1481153684
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Kitchen Overlord; 1st edition (December 1, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #160,981 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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67 of 70 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Very silly and quite clever, too December 4, 2012
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So this is an episode-by-episode series of recipes tied to the reinstated series which began in 2005. Now, I'm a Who fan, but I'm nothing compared to Chris-Rachael Oseland! She has an encyclopaedic (bordering on obsessive) knowledge of these programs; but, she also is a very creative culinary crafts-person. Some of the recipes are in the "funny decorated snack" vein; for example a banana which is carved and tarted up to look like a Dalek. Others are what I would consider to be "real" recipes, like the "Satellite 5 Mystery Takeout Noodles," which I would I wouldn't mind trying out right now.

Each recipe has a name, the episode to which it is tied, a picture, the ingredients, and a long narrative which gives the instructions interspersed with clever and funny (or silly) discussion of the episode, how she came to decide on this recipe, and how best (or not) to present the finished product. The writing is brisk, breezy, and enjoyable. I found that I had to do some research for most of these to get the most out of her text. Hmm, now what's a Slitheen again, and why are beans on toast a good tie-in? Off to Google image -- oh right, I remember --flatulence.

If this were available in print, it would make a fine gift for that Who fan on your list. Actually, I think that the official Dr Who people should license her recipes and text, and produce a version which has official images in it.

Good job on this.
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37 of 37 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I can't wait to plan a Dr. Who themed party! December 10, 2012
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This book is perfect for anyone who wants to throw a Dr. Who themed party (or a sci-fi party with a Whovian subtheme). The recipes range from appetizers to entrees to cocktails, so you can put together a full menu just using this book. The recipes are not just regular recipes with a Dr. Who name slapped on, and nor are they weird concoctions that no one one would actually eat after the pictures are taken. This is a legitimate collection of Dr. Who-themed dishes that will taste good and also look delightfully Whovian. The connection of each recipe to the individual episode makes it extra fun for the hardcore nerds. The pictures of the food are great--especially the crack in the wall! I can't wait to recreate them for my Dr. Who 50th anniversary party! (yes I'm planning this far in advance shut up).
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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Definitely not what I was looking forward to... September 12, 2013
By Alicia
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First things first, I love Doctor Who and anything Doctor Who related I will probably jump on no matter the case. When I saw this book on Amazon I immediately had to have it.

As soon as you start reading it, the onslaught of grammatical errors can be incredibly overwhelming and just by looking at it I had this sinking suspicion that the book might have been self published. Maybe I should have really observed the title "Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook". But, that aside, I have to commend Ms. Oseland. She did put a lot of time into creating this book. You can definitely tell she studied almost every episode of Doctor Who and while I'm a fan, some of the things in this book even I don't remember. The pictures of the finished products are grainy and dark and a lot of the recipes end up saying, "Use your imagination and use this instead of that." which I could clearly do on my own if I wanted to. I am, however, excited to try the nifty cocktail recipes.

I find this more like an arts and crafts book more than a cookbook to be honest. Things like, "Find a really straight banana to make a Dalek." doesn't count as a recipe in my book.

That all being said, it's not a complete waste of my money. It's adorable, cheeky, and a bit entertaining if you're willing to devote your creative juices to creating mini villainous Doctor Who characters. If you're going to buy it, buy the Kindle version. Sadly, the print book isn't anything special.
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24 of 27 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Tasty And Rather Delightfuly Imaginative Sustenance December 6, 2012
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You must be a Doctor Who fan. It's probably safe to assume you also enjoy cooking, although if you don't know how to that's okay too as this cookbook has recipes even Mickey the Idiot could understand. Each recipe is not only a well written recap of an episode (in chronological order), but also pretty damn tasty.

Who doesn't think Nutella and Daleks are a match made in intercosmic space? Are you on a liquid diet? That's fine! There's plenty of cocktail options. If you're a fan of the author's previous book on booze, "SteamDrunks: 101 Steampunk Cocktails and Mixed Drinks", you are fully aware that this geeky gal knows how to make a drink!

The Holidays(tm) are right around the corner, and even a baby eating Atheist like myself would appreciate finding such a gift wrapped up in my Kindle.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A love letter to Whovians December 20, 2012
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This books works on many levels - as a list of party food ideas, a touch of food history, and as a quirky fun read. But mostly it works as a love letter to all fans of Doctor Who. This book revels in it's fannishness and invites you in on the joke, whether it's an authentic Victorian punch recipe or tiny CyberHeads made of dipped strawberries. The author even provides American and Metric measurements as well as some American-to-British translations. All in all it's a fun read, and even more fun if you actually try to make any of the recipes.
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12 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic! December 30, 2012
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I must say, I wasn't expecting much from a Kindle Doctor Who cookbook. I was pleasantly surprised! It's a fun read even if you're not planning on using any of the recipes, but personally I've got my next Whovian themed party meal plan set! (And possibly dinner tonight.) Allons-y!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
its a cute cook book
Published 2 days ago by BLWW
3.0 out of 5 stars Great Condition. Not-So-Great Content.
Good condition. However, the book itself is not what I was expecting. A lot of the recipes are just common things with doctor who related names. Read more
Published 3 days ago by Diona Jo
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
I guess I couldn't get in the spirit.
Published 18 days ago by Gina Blamer
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Published 27 days ago by Liz
5.0 out of 5 stars Good Recipes
I purchased this for recipes to use at my daughter's Doctor Who party. There are a lot of nice Doctor Who inspired recipes in this cookbook!
Published 1 month ago by TMCannon
4.0 out of 5 stars Most of the recipes seem to be things like "Carve this into the shape...
Decent cook book. Most of the recipes seem to be things like "Carve this into the shape of that" to get a Dr. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Marie N Mike
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Bought as a gift to friend. She loves it..
Published 2 months ago by Shannon Padgett
5.0 out of 5 stars Allons-y!
Fantastic looking recipes inspired by a great show. I can't wait to take my taste buds on a wibbly-wobbly adventure through time and space!
Published 2 months ago by Seth Lee
5.0 out of 5 stars A Whovian delight
I gave this as a birthday gift to an 11-year-old Whovian. It is obviously written by a huge fan, and we love how recipes are tied to characters and episodes. Read more
Published 2 months ago by H. Peterson
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
very good recipes.
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More About the Author

Chris-Rachael Oseland is a freelance writer based in Austin, Texas. By day, she's the technology and geek life reporter for The Austin Post. By night, she descends into her lair at the base of an extinct volcano, dons her apron and monocle, and subjects her minions to countless culinary experiments.

You can enjoy her wibbly wobbly journey through space and time in Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorzied Whovian Cookbook. If the future is too scary, you can alternately drink yourself into 19th century style oblivion with SteamDrunks: 101 Steampunk Cocktails and Mixed Drinks. Folks who think life is just a game can check out her latest book, Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook.

If you can't wait for her upcoming geek cookbooks, stop by her cooking blog, Kitchen Overlord, for weekly illustrated geek recipes, food porn, and sneak peeks at upcoming geektastic projects.

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