Customer Reviews

Dinosaur Island [VHS]

5 star:		(10)
4 star:		(4)
3 star:		(1)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

This HAS to be the BEST movie I have ever seen! Not only does it have the worst special effects ever, it has the corniest plot line ever invented. Granted, it's not one for "On Golden Pond" lovers, but if you're looking for a classic 'B' movie -- this is the one!!! I paused it in so many places I almost wore out my remote!!!

This movie could very well be placed in the comedy section, but not because of the witty dialog or the theme, but because this movie has some of the absolute worst acting ever burned into film. You have to chuckle at the constant hesitation and inability to speak lines. The only redeeming feature of this flick is its shameless showing of breasts; a breast makes an appearance at least once ever 15 minutes.

This movie is so terrible it is hilarious! There are really really awful dinosaur puppets for monsters, really bad acting, huge breasted women, nudity...What are you waiting for????!!!!

this is possibly the best movie ever...good story line...good action and most importantly soft porn what more could you ask for, the only thing that could top it is actual porn. i mean some nice puntang would be nice. but the best part of this movie is the pointless but nesecary bouncing in the stream and washing eachothers boobs....what a great movie you should buy it!

best T&A film I've seen in year

Let's face it, you don't see this movie for its story or its special effects. They are both pretty lame. You see this movie because it has beautiful babes that get naked every 15 minutes. A well-made B-movie with at least a semi-plot that creates a nice mood for the sex scenes. Decently directed and with pretty funny (read - so stupid it's funny) dialogues. Recommended!

I first saw this movie on USA's up all night and thought it was pretty cool. I thought my small son would like it since it had dinosaurs in it. I couldn't find it in the video stores but one day I found it at BlockBuster. Luckily my son wasn't there when I first went to watch it! They must have really cut it to be able to show it on USA (maybe not after some of the mess you see on there now). I like to rent it from time to time.

This one was so campy and bad that it was funny - genuinely entertaining. Griffin Drew is outstanding. Doesn't get much better than her. If you like T&A flicks with a touch of humor, this one's for you.

This was the greatest movie I have ever seen. The story was good, the women were hott, and...and...the women were REALLY hott. Griffen Drew is a 100000000000000000000...A must see.

I'm sure if this movie had been written in a book, it would've caught my interest more. Not soft porn by any means, and definitely not hardcore. Dinosaurs are cheesy and the set looks like the hills of California. However, given the funds I'm sure weren't available, it was a nice laugh.