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Dinosaur Valley Girls (Mammoth Edition) (1996)

Jeff Rector , Forrest J Ackerman , Donald Glut  |  Unrated |  DVD
2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)


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  • Actors: Jeff Rector, Forrest J Ackerman, Karen Black, Donna Spangler
  • Directors: Donald Glut
  • Format: Restored, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: All Regions
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Cinema Epoch
  • DVD Release Date: December 5, 2006
  • Run Time: 94 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000IHYXOY
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #447,898 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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Beauties and the Beasts! First time on DVD is this Special Mammoth Edition of the cult classic! Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor (DENISE AMES), a gorgeous cavegirl, and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham (JEFF RECTOR) soon finds himself transported, by means of a magic Icon, back through time to Dinosaur Valley. Now trapped in world of dangerous dinosaurs, grunting cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls, Tony must put his modern-days skills to extreme tests in order to survive prehistoric perils, win the cavegirl of his dreams and (maybe) return to his own time. Features Emmy Award winner William (Blacula) Marshall, Former "Mr. America" Ed (Ursus, Son of Hercules) Fury, and Oscar®-Nominee (Five Easy Pieces) Karen Black.

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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Lighten up - this is FUN! October 11, 2000
By A Customer
Format:DVD
This is about as much fun as you can have in low-budget! Don't look for Shakespeare, here (although there is one quote if you look for it) - this film was never meant to be in that category. One of the reviews called this "a masterpiece of arrested development" and that sums it up. It's funny, loaded with dinosaurs and gorgeous women with spring-loaded bras that jump off at a moment's notice. Pick up a six pack, a pizza and settle in for a lost evening in a lost world. Don't analyze, don't critique - just ENJOY!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Seen Worse July 3, 2000
By A Customer
Format:DVD
I've waited a long time to get my hands on this title. All I have to say is sometimes good things don't come to those who wait.
Dinosaur Valley Girls' plot is WEAK! I've seen 'adult films' with better plots. The acting is fifth rate at best. The only decent thing in the film are the dinosaurs. Yeah, I know, stop motion can't stand up to the CGI in most films today (Walking With Dinosaurs, anyone?), but on a tight budget (which I assume was the case) it wasn't too bad. Species like camptosaurus and saltasaurus can ONLY be seen in this film. The girls are beautiful (although one dimensional and silly) and are the only reason (besides the dinos of course) I'll keep this film. The video transfer is no better then a 5 year old VHS tape and the sound is mono (if not it's the worst 2 channel I've ever heard). The film makes up a tad in the extras department, though. There is a 'Making of' and 'Deleted Scenes' section. These are the only things that save it from a single star review. Rent it if you must.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Dinosaur Valley Girls: "Hours of Fun" March 15, 2010
Format:DVD
'Dinosaur Valley Girls is pretty obviously a low-budget film. But that doesn't mean this 1996 comedy, written and directed by comic-book writer, dinosaur
expert, and novelist Don Glut lacks merit. I've watched it three times in preparing this review and I think it's a hoot.

Action-film star Tony Markham [played by Jeff Rector, who looks and speaks a bit like Charlie Sheen] is haunted by dreams and visions of a beautiful cavewoman in a valley of dinosaurs. When an ancient artifact transports the actor back in time, he soon learns that Hollywood heroics won't be enough to protect the cavewoman and her tribe from the perils of this time-lost world. It's a decent
premise with a satisfying conclusion, and that's not something we always get from movies with much bigger budgets.

There are two versions of the movie. The director's cut has boobies. Lots of boobies. They're quite nice, but, on occasion, they slow down the film. The family version covers up the boobies, but still has sexual elements that probably wouldn't be appropriate for young viewers.

Rector is good in his role, but the outstanding performances come from Karen Black and Ed Fury as an estranged cave-couple whose split also split the tribe into separate male and female tribes. Again, it's an amusing concept and Glut and his actors work it for many laughs along the way. An anti-smoking running gag gets a bit old, but it leads to a painting-on-the-wall sight gag that had me
laughing out loud.

Most commentary tracks put me to sleep, but Glut's impressed the heck out of me as he described how much bang he, his cast, and his crew got from the minimal bucks that financed this movie. It's practically a course in low-budget filmmaking.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Ask yourself, what do I expect, then order. February 10, 2012
Format:DVD|Verified Purchase
Denise Ames is quite nice, as is Griffin Drew as they portray characters a million years apart in "Dinosaur Valley Girls" and of course, Zaina Juliette Ark'Keenya, Caree, Staci B. Flood, Donna Spangler, and Michelle Stanger are starring in this video presentation also, each contributing according to her gifts. There are other actors and actresses that play extra parts I suppose. Filmed in California USA, this video set comes with the "director's cut" R-rated version, and the "family viewing" PG-rated version, with a special features disc also in the case. The acting is of course very campy and lame, but any guy over 5 years old will want to watch it start to finish, regardless of which version being shown. Produced by Frontline Entertainment, directed by Donald F. Glut. Spoiler alert - it's pretty much just exactly what you think it is. And a side note would be that Karen Black should not have appeared in this film.
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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars DVD-DVG- maka-loola! October 14, 2000
Format:DVD
This is your dino-dream come true! It's a video about a "primeval" fantasy land inhabited by dinosaurs & cavebabes created by Don Glut, an expert on dinosaur film history and the science of dinosaurs. Karen Black is still "cave-babe-alicious". And, for inexplicable reasons, those scenes featuring cavemen passing gas had me and my wife in hysterics. It's not exactly One Million Years B.C., but then it's perfectly suited for your next planned Halloween dino-monster movie marathon. Hey, it's a genuine cult film already & the price is right, so pop open those brewskies & enjoy! Also, viewers will find Don's book, "Dinosaur Valley Girls - The Book", about the making of the movie, highly entertaining.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Average Entertainment, but very little nudity/sex January 11, 2012
Format:Amazon Instant Video
1. This is an OK movie. Not Great, but not terrible.

2. Plot is OK

3. Very little sex scenes/nudity.
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4.0 out of 5 stars campy dino romp
While it is standard knowledge in the scientific community that humans and Dinosaurs never met face to face, film makers continue to place them in the same time era. Read more
Published on May 10, 2011 by Tyrone Rex
1.0 out of 5 stars A waste of time and film
I don't think I've ever seen a more disappointing excuse for a 'T&A' movie than this exercise in stupidity. Read more
Published on March 17, 2010 by D. Steinmetz
1.0 out of 5 stars UGH
I must have been BRAIN DEAD when I ordered this one. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!
Published on August 22, 2009 by Josef H. Buerger III
1.0 out of 5 stars worse id ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was horrble. it should no male parts i hated it i would like it to tell anyome evem thinking of buying it dont its a waste
Published on June 22, 2009 by John Ellison
3.0 out of 5 stars Cheesy movie
Dinosaur Valley Girls is one hour and thirty-four minutes and was released on video on September 16, 1997. Read more
Published on May 22, 2009 by Michael Patrick Boyd
1.0 out of 5 stars No zip, no talent, no fun
I bought this thinking it would be a fun "B" Movie but the acting in this movie was so bad it was funny. Read more
Published on February 14, 2009 by A. Lynn Bowman
5.0 out of 5 stars My Review Of Dinosaur Valley Girls
This movie is funny as well as borderline erotic. the actresses were all enjoyable to watch as the sexy cavewomen, and the late William Marshall(the original Blacula)was at his... Read more
Published on January 2, 2007 by Henry West
3.0 out of 5 stars Silly movie is worth a look.
Although no classic Dinosaur Valley Girls contains enough silliness to make it a watchable Saturday afternoon time waster. Read more
Published on January 5, 2001 by Chadwick H. Saxelid
2.0 out of 5 stars Silly and funny
The thing that stands out for me most in this flick is "Just a little part", which all the gals in the movie keep begging Tony Markham for. Read more
Published on October 13, 2000 by Deborah Painter
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