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Dirty Old Town (And Other Stories) [Kindle Edition]

nigel bird
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'A fantastic writer.' Donald Ray Pollock

'Nigel Bird is fast becoming one of the top writers in his genre.' Luca Veste

DIRTY OLD TOWN is the debut collection from the prize-winning writer Nigel Bird. His brilliantly observed slices of life allow us to visit places we may not normally choose to enter and to walk a few miles in the shoes of others.

Though his tales have darkness at their core, they are also full of a heart and spirit that one rarely finds in the world or ‘noir’ or ‘crime-writing’.

There are 9 stories here: Drinking Wine (Spo-Dee-Oh-Dee); Dirty Old Town; Sea Minor; Sisterhood; One Hundred And Ten Per Cent; Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight); Three Little Birds; and Silver Street. Each will remain with you for days after you’ve read it. Some will be around for weeks.

In this collection we meet a frustrated housewife who needs to let her hair down; an elderly school janitor who can’t see the wood for the trees; a group of Muslims intent on revenge; a young girl whose father has just left home; a father and son breaking-and-entering partnership; a young man working on a city farm; and a pimp who’s fallen in love. All of them struggle to meet life’s demands and some of them cope better than others.

Five of the stories here have been published by the highly respected editors of The Reader Magazine, A Twist Of Noir, Beat To A Pulp, Title Fights, Static Movement and Dark Valentine. The collection also includes two pieces that are being given their first outing and another that was put together put for the Big Beat From Badsville's Ramones series.

The story 'Sisterhood' was selected for publication in Mammoth's Best British Crime Stories 9.

In 2010 Nigel Bird was the winner of the prestigious Watery Grave Invitational competition hosted by the Drowning Machine. Since then he has gone on to win the Things I’d Rather Be Doing fairytale/crime-story competition.

Praise for Nigel Bird and his work includes:

'The stories have well written plots and all have unexpected endings which are not obvious when reading them. I found the stories to be well conceived and ideal to read in ebook format. I hope that Nigel is able to write a full size novel to further develop his writing skills. Some of the short stories here could easily have been the base for a much longer book.' Paul Blackburn (at Euro Crime)

‘This is crime writing at its best. Read this collection, it is a crime not to do so.’
Richard Godwin (Apostle Rising)

'Each story is short and sweet, most with a nice wicked twist at the end. The blurb accompanying the collection says that the stories will stay with you for a while. A couple of them have certainly been rattling round my head for a few days. I did have one complaint, however – I wanted more of them! A nice collection.' Rob Kitchin (View From The Blue Room)

‘I was surprised by every story. These are short, punchy, thoughtful, hard as a punch, but sometimes they dig in and squeeze. It's dirty stuff, done beautifully.Nigel is also responsible for the too-cool "Dancing With Myself" interview series at his blog, Sea Minor.” Anthony Neil Smith (Yellow Medicine, Psychosomatic, Hogdoggin')

‘Taking A Line For A Walk’, included here, was listed among the top 5 stories of 2010 by Bill Hayes and Naomi Johnson over at Death By Killing.

'It won't take long to realise he is also one of the best writers out there on the noir scene' Ian Ayris (Abide With Me)

‘A rare talent.’ Allan Guthrie (Bye Bye Baby, Hard Man, Slammer)

‘So nice to read a story with this much heart in it.’ Patti Abbott (Discount Noir, Pattinase)

‘Great Stuff.’ Charlie Stella (Charlie Opera, Johnny Porno)

‘Brilliantly razor-sharp, jagged slice of life.’ Paul D Brazill (ubiquitous, You Would Say That Wouldn’t You)

‘I sought out everything I could from him. I dare you to read and not do the same.’ Chris F Holm (8 Pounds)

‘Took my breath away...Powerful.’ Kathleen A Ryan

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  • File Size: 196 KB
  • Print Length: 102 pages
  • Publisher: Sea Minor (December 21, 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004LROUDG
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Dirty Stories February 7, 2011
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There's nine stories here, and each one offers a unique little slice of filthy life. From the downbeat last day of a tormented old janitor in "Taking a Line for a Walk" to the dark and clever humor of the Ramones-inspired "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight)", Bird displays a remarkable insight into what makes the lowlifes and losers of the world tick.
He's at his best with the stories written in first person, and fortunately that's the majority of them. It's the voice, man: it's authentic and sincere and real, shot through with remarkable bits of insightful black humor.
Like this one, from the title story, "Dirty Old Town", which starts with the narrator getting the bee-jeezus beaten out of him:
"It was like my birthday in reverse. They gave plenty and I ended up with less than I started with."
That line kills me.
At .99 cents on Kindle, this is the kind of bargain you don't wanna miss. Bird is the real deal.
Favorite stories:
"Taking a Line for a Walk"
"Dirty Old Town"
"One Hundred and Ten Percent"
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars One hell of a writer for one hell of a price... February 5, 2011
By CFH
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Nigel Bird walks a tightrope. He's a writer capable of great brutality, quick wit, and stunning grace, and you'll often find all three in the same story. The first story I read of his made me stand up and take notice, and everything I've read since has proven this particular pony's got a whole big bag of tricks.

Speaking of tricks, the price point of this baby's gotta be one. Nine stories from a guy at the top of his game for under a buck? I don't know what he's playing at, but I say snatch it up while the snatching is good...
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Noir With Soul March 15, 2011
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Most modern noir I've read is purely centered on crime, revenge- the dirty deeds. Nigel Bird's `Dirty Old Town' takes this a step further, digging underneath the dirty deeds to the mere oil slick black soul of it. There is depth, humanity, an ironic sense of humor mimicking real life. His stories reach in and ask questions, where most noir forces the answer without taking the time to build the question. I find this incredibly refreshing and it shows Nigel's talent. I would love to read a longer work by this writer. For lovers of noir and crime this collection is a must read.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Taut and Terrific November 17, 2011
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Nigel Bird's "Dirty Old Town" is a collection of 9 dark slices of (low) life from the award winning short story writer. The stories are nicely varied in tone and structure. My favorites are the deeply sad tale of a school janitor's last day "Taking a Line for a Walk" and the humorous tale of father/son thieves "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight)".
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Collection April 13, 2012
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British crime short stories have always been a favourite of mine...but there is something a little different here. Sure there is violence, death, drugs, all the usual suspects - but Nigel's ability to crack open the doorway to the motivations of the violence and crime is what made me really like this collection. Not every story was a favourite, but there was much more great than just good.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Interesting, quick read March 3, 2012
By Jeff H
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Since I've bought the Kindle, I've been searching out cheap interesting reads. I liked all of these short stories. I'm not a big literary guy, just like reading - especially fiction with conflicted characters. The characters in the short stories seem slightly dark, but basically everyday people who encounter events that take them over the edge. Each story has a nice flow, a little different style, and an abrupt end with a nice twist. I found this book recommended from Donald Ray Pollock's blog, and well worth .99 and a few hours on a Saturday.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Shorts that pack a punch! August 4, 2011
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Nigel Bird writes short story fiction that grabs you, pulls you in, and doesn't let go. Brilliant portrayals of life's darker side and all at once beautiful to read! Nine stories not to be missed.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Dark star. July 31, 2011
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Quick praise for great author. A tight, well written collection of shorts by a writer I would dearly love to see in novel form. Nigel Bird has skill, creates very human characters it is easy to become fond of and does not write by rote.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars What a load of old tosh!
I honestly don’t know what this book was about. Great title, but what Old Town? I still don’t know. Is it Glasgow, London, Manchester, a little fishing village in Scotland, I don’t... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Karl Wiggins
5.0 out of 5 stars Tales From the Bad Side of Town
Flawed people in extreme circumstances. These stories are well written tales about people from the wrong side of town. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Speedy
5.0 out of 5 stars An excellent set of short stories.
I read the book in one sitting - the stories were quite different from each-other, and although there was slight cliche here and there, on the whole they were original and... Read more
Published 17 months ago by James West
5.0 out of 5 stars A nine-punch combination
I came to Nigel Bird's work after reading the very enjoyable collections that he helped oversee, Pulp Ink 1 and 2. I wanted to see more of his own work and I'm glad I did. Read more
Published 24 months ago by Mets6986
5.0 out of 5 stars Very good
This is a very well-written book of short stories. I am enjoying shorts more and more since I bought my kindle. Read more
Published on July 20, 2012 by Ignite
2.0 out of 5 stars Well written, but I missed the message
Was there one in this nihilistic vision of life without sense?

Some of the stories are good, not a lot of them, mind, and some are worth nothing with no perceptible... Read more
Published on May 6, 2012 by Bordeaux Dogue
5.0 out of 5 stars Well-Crafted Short Story Volume Shines With Grit and Wit
I first met Nigel Bird through participating in his fun interview weblog, DANCING WITH MYSELF. I've been keeping a stack of ebooks, his accomplished short story collection DIRTY... Read more
Published on January 9, 2012 by Ed Lynskey,
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Collection
Nigel Bird's bleak style plays well in this collection of narratives. His characters bleed off the page and into your consciousness. Read more
Published on October 27, 2011 by Jason W. Stuart
5.0 out of 5 stars Like a good Guy Ritchie movie
Nigel Bird's collection DIRTY OLD TOWN is a nice surprise (and only 99 cents, amazingly!) His pacing, wit, and zinger endings are terrific. Read more
Published on October 5, 2011 by D. G. Lee
5.0 out of 5 stars Getting very dirty in "Dirty Old Town and Other Stories"
Featuring nine stories by Edinburgh resident Nigel Bird, this short collection features tales told by adults and juveniles dealing with dark days and even darker thoughts. Read more
Published on August 18, 2011 by Kevin Tipple
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From lowly beginnings as the co-editor and producer of The Rue Bella magazine, I've been able to grow as a writer and extend my efforts to short-stories, novellas and a novel.

My work has been included in some of the biggest and best anthologies and magazines around (Mammoth's Best British Crime; Crimespree; Protectors; Speedloader; Crimefactory; True Brit Grit; Both Barrels; Off The Record; Grimm Tales)

In those collections, I've appeared alongside such greats as George Pelecanos; Kate Atkinson; Stuart MacBride; Alexander McCall Smith; Bateman; Val McDermid; Peter James; Mark Billingham; Seamus Heaney; Ian Rankin; Joe Lansdale; Scott Wolven; Zoe Sharp; Allan Guthrie; Reed Farrel Coleman; Ray Banks and a list of other notables that have me pinch myself when I think our work is considered related in any way, shape or form.

As well as writing, I'm a Support For Learning Teacher and am the proud father of 3 young children.

The bulk of my work is listed below:

Nigel Bird Bibliography

As Editor:

2012 Pulp Ink 2 published by Snubnose Press (co-edited by Chris Rhatigan)
2011 Pulp Ink published by Needle Press (co-edited by Chris Rhatigan)
2011 Where The Wild Things Were (The Best Of The Rue Bella)
1998 - 2003 The Rue Bella Magazine volumes 1 to 9 (co-edited by Geoff Bird)

Novels:

2012 In Loco Parentis

Novellas:

2013 The Rocks Below
2012 Mr Suit
2012 Smoke

Short Story Anthologies including my work:

2013 Lee (the Lee Marvin anthology) published by Crime Factory
2012 Nightfalls (story Greene Day) published by Dark Valentine Press
2012 Both Barrels (story, The Rhythm Of Life)published by Shotgun Honey
2012 Protectors (Stories To Benefit Protect) (story, Baby's In Blue) published by Goombah Gumbo Press
2012 Crimefactory 11 (story, Horse) published by Crime Factory
2011 True Brit Grit (story, Stones In Me Pockets) published by Guilty Conscience
2011 Off The Record (story, Super Trouper) published by Guilty Conscience
2011 Grimm Tales (story, Sing A Song Of Sixpence) published by Untreed Reads
2011 Pulp Ink (story, A Whole Lot Of Rosie) published by Needle Publications
2011 Speedloader (story, You Dirty Rat) published by Snubnose Press
2011 Mammoth Best British Crime 9 (story, Sisterhood) published by Robinson
2011 Mammoth Best British Crime 8 (story, An Arm And A Leg) published by Robinson
2010 Caught By Darkness (an anthology of Dark Tales) published by Pill Hill Press


Short Story (Individual)

2012 Sleeps With The Fishes
2011 Into Thin Air published by Untreed Reads

Short Story Collections (Individual)

2011 With Love And Squalor
2011 Beat On The Brat (and other stories)
2011 Dirty Old Town (and other stories)

Poetry Collections (Individual)

2011 The Day My Coat Stuck On My Head
2011 Busted Flat

Magazines

2011 Voluted Tales (story, Fisher Of Men)
2010 Needle Magazine (story, Beat On The Brat)
2010 Crimespree Magazine (story, An Arm And A Leg)
2010 Dark Valentine Magazine (story, Silver Street)
2009 The Reader Magazine (story, Into Thin Air)

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