Disaster Movie (Unrated Widescreen)
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2nd rate actors and comedians
Endless sex jokes
Dumbed down Slapstick
Movies that aren't disaster flicks
Cliche'd jokes everyone's tired of hearing
Two talentless directors
A script full of all of the above
1. Take the two talentless directors and give them the aforementioned script.
2. Then, put in endless sex jokes and pop culture refrences.
3. Have lame jokes, such as Iron Man getting hit by a cow.
4. Hire a bunch of second rate comedians and actors to play the characters.
5. Don't reshoot any scenes. Rush it as fast as you can so that you can get that paycheck.
6. Release it into theaters and watch MTV kids flock.
BEST SERVED WITH: A vomit bag, and a face-palming pad.
I've never seen "Birdemic" or "The Room," but from what I have seen and heard about these movies, they seem to have all of the earmarks of being huge gawd-awful experiences, but I'm willing to bet that I'd actually get far more enjoyment and satisfaction from those terrible and universally panned movies than from what I had to endure sitting through this tur[d]key!
"Disaster Movie" is just as its name implies... truly a "disaster" of a movie -- LIONSGATE genuinely should be ashamed of themselves.
The plot, you say? What of the plot? There is one, but one that is stretched so thin you could use it as glass in a window. The focus of the movie mainly surrounds the "writers" (who obviously aren't chosen for their merit) throwing in one pop culture reference after another. I can even imagine how the brainstorming session went:
Writer 1: "Hey, the Chipmunks did really well in the box office. Let's include them. Oh, and let's throw in Juno, Enchanted, & Batman."
Writer 2: "Those aren't disaster movies. So what type of jokes are we going to write for these... 'disaster' movies?"
Writer 1: "We're going to make Giselle a man! And we'll turn the Chipmunks rabid! Everyone else will just walk around being themselves!"
Writer 2: "Gay jokes? Fart jokes? Trying to pass off cameos as jokes? Come on guys, this blows and we know it."
Producer: "Throw out Writer 2! He's making far too much sense!"
The only reason I could possibly imagine anyone watching & enjoying this movie is because they're either a pre-adolsescent boy who likes watching boobs (which there are a lot of) and hasn't yet discovered that there are better films out there. Or someone who has an IQ under 100 or has had recent head trauma. In any case this is a film to avoid at all costs.Read more ›
Most of these jokes are just rushed into the movie and they aren't very funny to begin with and it seems like they didn't bother to reshoot any of the scenes or take time to make any of them even look good. Well unless you count the scenes with Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra fighting. Those scenes look very well shot and like a lot of effort went into them. Which tells me they were counting on these scenes to make horny teenagers go see this movie in order to try and make a quick buck.
Other jokes are just quickly rushed like the lame Iron Man joke, Hulk joke and Hellboy joke. Those costumes look like something you would get from Party City. They look so bad that there was like no effort at all put into them to even try to make them look like the characters they are supposed to be parodying.
And let's look at the title, "Disaster Movie." You'd think with a name like that they'd want to parody some disaster movies. So if you want to do that, why would you parody Iron Man, The Hulk, Hellboy, Kung Fu Panda, Batman, Speed Racer, Hannah Montana, Hancock, Night at the Museum, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and High School Musical? None of them have anything to do with disasters!
Normally I can laugh at how bad these movies are and enjoy myself, but this was so bad that I just sat there with a look of disappointment on my face as I watched and wasted 87 minutes of my life.
Avoid this movie!
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I got 15 minutes into the movie and then shut it off because it was that bad!Published 1 month ago by Khloe
I can understand why some people hate this movie. Its not PC and goes after the darling Gore of the Global warming king. Parts of it had me laughing my tail off and some was HUH? Read morePublished 4 months ago by David
I love parody/spoof movies, and this one is great! A stupidly funny movie for some good laughs!Published 7 months ago by wew1992