Disasterpiece Theater Part 9

A Listmania! list by Nuisance "the rebel" (Miami)
 
Alexander
1.  Alexander DVD ~ Colin Farrell
The list author says:
  "Ben Hur, Spartacus and Gladiator revolutionized the Epic movie. Bloated garbage like this sets it back thousands of years."
$3.99   Used & New from: $0.01
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (747 customer reviews) | 11 customer discussions

Caligula (Unrated Edition)
2.  Caligula (Unrated Edition) DVD ~ Malcolm McDowell
The list author says:
  "If Alexander never existed this could have been the worst historical epic of all time. A movie all about sex has never been more awful."
$12.24   Used & New from: $8.25
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (745 customer reviews) | 19 customer discussions

Body of Evidence
3.  Body of Evidence DVD ~ Madonna
The list author says:
  "Cheap knockoff of Basic Instinct. Willem Dafoe and Madonna having sex.....YUCK!"
$38.88   Used & New from: $5.76
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (127 customer reviews)

Daddy Day Camp
4.  Daddy Day Camp DVD ~ Cuba Gooding Jr.
The list author says:
  "Movies like this show you how far Cuba Gooding Jr has fell off the radar."
$7.74   Used & New from: $0.01
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (42 customer reviews)

Enough
5.  Enough DVD ~ Jennifer Lopez
The list author says:
  "Lifetime movies look like gold compared this cheap exploitation flick."
$9.62   Used & New from: $0.20
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (369 customer reviews)

National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (Unrated Edition)
6.  National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (Unrated Edition) DVD ~ Will Friedle
The list author says:
  "You remember when the name National Lampoons meant something? Me too."
$7.91   Used & New from: $0.01
2.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

Ghosts Can't Do It [VHS]
7.  Ghosts Can't Do It [VHS] VHS Bo Derek
The list author says:
  "And neither can Bo Derek. Let's not remember the late Anthony Quinn by this movie."
Used & New from: $5.25
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

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Derailed
8.  Derailed DVD ~ Jean-Claude Van Damme
The list author says:
  "Another Jean Claude clunker."
$4.95   Used & New from: $0.01
2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (66 customer reviews)

Hollow Man (Special Edition)
9.  Hollow Man (Special Edition) DVD ~ Elizabeth Shue
The list author says:
  "Another Paul Verhoeven misfire. Note to Paul: gratuitous T&A shots dont make any movie good."
$9.49   Used & New from: $0.01
2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (305 customer reviews)

Down to You
10.  Down to You DVD ~ Freddie Prinze Jr.
The list author says:
  "Are you sure you dont know why people hate Freddie Prinze Jr and his movies?"
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3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (140 customer reviews)

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Staying Alive (Widescreen Edition)
11.  Staying Alive (Widescreen Edition) DVD ~ John Travolta
The list author says:
  "Sylvester Stallone wrote this? It figures."
Used & New from: $0.21
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (164 customer reviews)

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Shanghai Surprise
12.  Shanghai Surprise DVD ~ Sean Penn
The list author says:
  "Gigli of the 80s. Madonna playing a missionary? Sean Penn as the hero? Talk about suspension of belief."
$4.42   Used & New from: $0.01
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (39 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2
13.  Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 DVD ~ Jeffrey Donovan
The list author says:
  "Awful sequel."
$6.07   Used & New from: $0.01
3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (299 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

The Next Best Thing
14.  The Next Best Thing DVD ~ Madonna
The list author says:
  "The next worst thing."
Used & New from: $1.59
2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (118 customer reviews)

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Perfect
15.  Perfect DVD ~ John Travolta
The list author says:
  "John Travolta's career stalled while Jamie Lee Curtis's career goes unscathed. Amazing."
$16.85   Used & New from: $3.57
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (49 customer reviews)

Car 54, Where Are You?
16.  Car 54, Where Are You? DVD ~ David Johansen
The list author says:
  "This should have stayed on the shelf. I still get nightmares when I hear that awful theme song."
$9.99   Used & New from: $1.51
2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)

Earthquake
17.  Earthquake DVD ~ Charlton Heston
The list author says:
  "A disasterpiece from the past that won awards. Go figure."
$9.38   Used & New from: $5.38
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (186 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Psycho III
18.  Psycho III DVD ~ Anthony Perkins
The list author says:
  "The weak link of the Psycho series."
$5.89   Used & New from: $0.01
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (96 customer reviews)

The Apple
19.  The Apple DVD ~ Catherine Mary Stewart
The list author says:
  "Bizarre musical that qualifies only as a guilty pleasure."
$37.06   Used & New from: $13.93
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (59 customer reviews)

Get Carter
20.  Get Carter DVD ~ Sylvester Stallone
The list author says:
  "Godawful remake of the Michael Caine classic. Sylvester Stallone as Jack Carter? Yikes!!!"
$3.00   Used & New from: $0.01
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (117 customer reviews)

Freedomland
21.  Freedomland DVD ~ Julianne Moore
The list author says:
  "Is is murder mystery or social commentary or a weak mixture of both? You decide."
$3.99   Used & New from: $0.01
2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (82 customer reviews)

Marci X
22.  Marci X DVD ~ Lisa Kudrow
The list author says:
  "Damon Wayans stopped being funny a loooong time ago. Now he is about as unfunny as that chick from Friends next to him."
$7.90   Used & New from: $0.01
2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)

Barney's Great Adventure: The Movie
23.  Barney's Great Adventure: The Movie DVD ~ David Joyner
The list author says:
  "As if the TV show wasn't bad enough we have to suffer through this dreadful brain-rotting swill of a movie."
$7.96   Used & New from: $0.79
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (108 customer reviews)

Envy (Widescreen Edition)
24.  Envy (Widescreen Edition) DVD ~ Ben Stiller
The list author says:
  "I envy those that never saw this time waster."
Used & New from: $0.01
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (112 customer reviews)

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Serving Sara (Widescreen Edition)
25.  Serving Sara (Widescreen Edition) DVD ~ Matthew Perry
The list author says:
  "You mean to tell me the guy that directed Boomerang couldnt do better than this?"
$3.98   Used & New from: $0.01
2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (40 customer reviews)

Feel the Noise
26.  Feel the Noise DVD ~ Omarion Grandberry
The list author says:
  "Self-explanatory badness."
Used & New from: $0.01
3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

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Saving Silverman (Special R Rated Version)
27.  Saving Silverman (Special R Rated Version) DVD ~ Jason Biggs
The list author says:
  "The hell with Silverman, save yourselves!"
$7.99   Used & New from: $0.01
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (143 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Surviving Christmas
28.  Surviving Christmas DVD ~ Ben Affleck
The list author says:
  "Surviving Ben Affleck."
Used & New from: $0.01
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (193 customer reviews)

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Timeline (Widescreen Edition)
29.  Timeline (Widescreen Edition) DVD ~ Paul Walker
The list author says:
  "Terrible adaptation of a Michael Chrichton novel."
$10.10   Used & New from: $0.01
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (364 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Viva Knievel
30.  Viva Knievel DVD ~ Evel Knievel
The list author says:
  "One of the few bad movies that rightfully earned its cult status."
$3.77   Used & New from: $0.47
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)

Mannequin 2 [VHS]
31.  Mannequin 2 [VHS] VHS Kristy Swanson
The list author says:
  "Yeah, Mannequin of all movies deserved a sequel."
$9.05   Used & New from: $0.80
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)

The Scarlet Letter
32.  The Scarlet Letter DVD ~ Demi Moore
The list author says:
  "Laughably bad adaptation of Nathaniel Hawthorne's novel."
$9.99   Used & New from: $5.42
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (198 customer reviews)

The Last Airbender
33.  The Last Airbender DVD Noah Ringer
The list author says:
  "Yes it is as bad as you heard it."
$9.99
2.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,056 customer reviews)

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Dreamcatcher (Widescreen Edition)
34.  Dreamcatcher (Widescreen Edition) DVD ~ Morgan Freeman
The list author says:
  "Wow, Steven King has officially lost his touch."
$4.99   Used & New from: $0.01
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (463 customer reviews)

Swimfan
35.  Swimfan DVD ~ Jesse Bradford
The list author says:
  "Fatal Attraction knockoff."
$4.90   Used & New from: $0.01
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (153 customer reviews)

How She Move
36.  How She Move DVD ~ Rutina Wesley
The list author says:
  "Great dance moves, bad movie."
$5.03   Used & New from: $0.01
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

U-571 (Collector's Edition)
37.  U-571 (Collector's Edition) DVD ~ Bill Paxton
The list author says:
  "What a lousy war flick this was. And somebody thought this director was good enough to direct a Terminator movie? Sad."
$4.88   Used & New from: $0.01
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (546 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Live Free or Die Hard
38.  Live Free or Die Hard DVD Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "Where it all went wrong for the Die Hard franchise."
$9.99
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (681 customer reviews) | 23 customer discussions

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Customer Discussions about products in this list
Discussion Replies Latest Post
I still like: 0 Mar 16, 2013
Caligula - Blu ray vs DVD? 6 Sep 30, 2012
Where are the outtakes??? 0 Dec 9, 2011
how much sex and nudity is in this version? 1 Apr 17, 2011
Do we get to see Macro naked? 2 Dec 31, 2010
CC or subtitles? 1 Nov 9, 2010
2 Disc Special Edition 0 Apr 9, 2010
Is This Better Than Any Other Version? 2 Feb 26, 2010
Blu-Ray contains all versions of the film? 0 Aug 20, 2009
is this movie shot the same way? 1 Jul 9, 2009
italian audio 0 May 8, 2009
HD versions contains extra features, standard DVD does not 3 Apr 6, 2009
 
   

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