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Disenchanted [Kindle Edition]

Robert Kroese
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (123 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Robert Kroese’s Disenchanted comes fully loaded with the wit and charm of The Princess Bride and a sense of humor all its own. This clever take on the traditional fantasy includes footnotes that keep the narrator honest, a cast of characters that resembles something out of the Island of Misfit Toys, and a fantastic setting filled with words and names that test pronunciation skills.

Being assassinated doesn't have many upsides, so when King Boric is felled by a traitor, the king comforts himself with the knowledge that, like all great warriors, he will spend eternity carousing in the Hall of Avandoor. There's just one problem: to claim his heavenly reward, Boric must release the enchanted sword of Brakslaagt.

Now, to avoid being cursed to walk the land of Dis forever as an undead wraith, he must hunt down the mysterious Lord Brand who gave him the sword twenty years ago. So begins Boric's extraordinary journey across the Six Kingdoms of Dis, a walking corpse who wants nothing more than to be disenchanted and left in peace. Along the way he's advised by the Witch of Twyllic, mocked by the threfelings of New Threfelton, burned, shot at, and nearly blown to bits. But nothing can prepare him for coming face-to-face with Lord Brand. For in that moment, Boric discovers that nothing—in life, in death, or in between—is exactly what it seems.

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About the Author

Robert Kroese’s sense of irony was honed growing up in Grand Rapids, Michigan—home of the Amway Corporation and the Gerald R. Ford Museum, and the first city in the United States to fluoridate its water supply. In the second grade he wrote his first novel—the saga of Captain Bill and his spaceship, Thee Eagle. This turned out to be the high point of his academic career. After barely graduating from Calvin College in 1992 with a philosophy degree, he was fired from a variety of jobs before moving to California, where he stumbled into software development. As this job required neither punctuality nor a sense of direction, he excelled at it. In 2009 he called upon his extensive knowledge of useless information and love of explosions to write his first novel, Mercury Falls. Mercury Rests, his third book, concludes the trilogy.


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  • File Size: 3383 KB
  • Print Length: 221 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1612185428
  • Publisher: 47North (November 6, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B009KP9VJ2
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #36,782 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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28 of 28 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Warriors! Battles! Jokes! To be continued? November 8, 2012
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With his latest novel, author Rob Kroese steps away from the rogue angels and apocalyptic mayhem of his wickedly funny Mercury Trilogy (see Mercury Falls) for a fresh look at the epic fantasy genre. In Disenchanted, we're introduced to Boric the Implacable, who, um, dies right at the beginning of the book. Before Boric's soul can be escorted to this world's equivalent of Valhalla (by a winged bear!), he's got to figure out how to beat a nasty curse on his magic sword that could leave him a zombie-like wraith for all eternity. Hilarity ensues. Well, blood-drenched, ogre-killing epic fantasy hilarity, but still...

Disenchanted is published as a Kindle Serial, so you're not getting a full novel here, at least not yet. The idea is that once you buy the first installment, additional installments will be sent to your Kindle (at no extra charge) as they are published. At the end of the serial (six installments in this case), you'll have one full novel. I guess it's not too far removed from what Stephen King did back when the Green Mile was originally published. It's an interesting concept, and one that would probably work brilliantly for ongoing sagas like The Dead Man. For stand-alone novels like this one, however, I don't know that anything is gained by the format.

Anyway, on to the story, which, like previous Kroese novels, is funny to the point of being ridiculous and still has a really good story (or at least the potential for one; it's hard to say based only on the first installment) hiding under all the jokes. It's not as laugh out loud funny as the Mercury books, but that's probably because pop culture jokes are off the table in the fantasy genre.
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17 of 17 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Amusing story March 25, 2013
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Who would think a story where the hero (of sorts, he definitely has his flaws!) dies at the beginning, and spends the rest of the time trying to move on before he's doomed to remain undead forever, would be so amusing. Suicidal sheep, a few caustic comments on the difference in attitudes between women and men, an 'epic' tale of kingdoms and wars to boot!

I don't recall actually laughing out loud, but I sure did a lot of grinning, with a few snorts and snickers. A good light read with some 'morals to the story' if you care to consider them. I definitely recommend it, and would read others by this author.

Don't let the 'low' rating concern you, I'd give it 3 1/2 if I could, and I'm refusing to give 5 unless I come across something truly spectacular, since I see so many books with scores of those that they surely don't deserve, so that personally I tend to read the lower star ratings for a more honest review.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A decent read. November 19, 2012
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If you are a fan of Robert Kroese's Mercury trilogy, go ahead and buy this serial. It's exactly what you are thinking it's going to be.

If you haven't read the Mercury triology, stop reading this review and go buy that instead. Seriously.

This serial is a solid read with Kroese's trademark humor and irreverence applied to a Swords and Sorcery setting, however it isn't quite as good as his other works.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic story line. December 5, 2012
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This is my first review of any kind and i have to say that this author is far and above many others with respect to fantasy literature. The story line is quite entertaining and i never seem to lose track of what's going on at any time. The protagonist never seems to catch a break but he does seem to be trying to make amends with his past in a thuggish sort of way all while learning a little humility. Great read and worth the wait for each installment. I have to say that there hasn't been anything from this author that I have not enjoyed reading especially his Mercury series.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Written By The Victors November 10, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I really enjoyed this first episode of "Disenchanted". Suicidal sheep and an ogre with a penchant for "screech melons"; very humorous and a bit dark. And don't neglect the footnotes- they're half the fun. Looking forward to further episodes.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Humorous read September 26, 2013
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Quick read, funny parts... not a life changer but not wasted time either.

I however did not like how it was going so well with so many mysteries, only to have them all explained in a monologue by someone other than the main character.

Other than that, good book.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Easy cheesey August 26, 2013
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Story decent, plot average, humor a little light. Main character is interesting. I liked it as a change of pace book. Overall quick fun read.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Cute so far November 17, 2012
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I read a lot of books. This is my first "Kindle Serial". I usually go for any and all medieval/fairy tale story lines so I was a sucker for it before I even began reading. So far it's been entertaining and I will continue to read it. It left me wanting to know what comes next. By the way, the writing is better than the writing in "Dark Monk" and other "Hangman's Daughter" books, so if you have read those and liked/disliked them (I have stopped reading them), this is better (also more humorous fairy tale, less gruesome dark murders).
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars A little weird but not halt bad
DisenchantedProbably one of the oddest stories I've read in a while. It's about a king, an assassination and an enchanted sword. Read more
Published 5 hours ago by tilla
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun read
Humorous, thought provoking, fun read. If you enjoy Kroese's other books and his intelligent humor this one will not disappoint.
Published 1 month ago by IMFLYIN
5.0 out of 5 stars Disenchanted
I enjoyed reading this book. The humor and the story line keeps your interest in what is going on in the story. A book that anyone would enjoy reading.
Published 1 month ago by Ben Hutchison
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun, light hearted fantasy
This is a fast, easy read that still manages to be very entertaining. Great for fantasy lovers who need something a little more light hearted, funny, and uncomplicated, without... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Hayley Gimblett
4.0 out of 5 stars Reminded me of the Discworld series
In fact I'm sure that having purchased some Discworld books, Amazon recommended this one. Not as fine as the works of Terry Pratchett but good on its own.
Published 3 months ago by gonzeaux
4.0 out of 5 stars Better Than The Mercury Series
Much better actually. Funny and thought-provoking (though only towards the end though that's really kind of a stupid remark to make in a review when you think about it since if you... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Craig Thompson
5.0 out of 5 stars Unexpected Message
While reading the beginning of this book, I enjoyed it because it is easy to read and entertaining. Then toward the end, I realized this book had a message and I liked it even... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Maria Lawler
5.0 out of 5 stars A great journey of redemption
Had a great journey with the dead king. There were a few moments that made me think of a Monty Python flick. A good, fast read!
Published 5 months ago by Isaac M.
4.0 out of 5 stars Nice easy read
Very enjoyable read. Well edited without major typos or flaws. Good story that keeps your attention. Well done I enjoyed it
Published 5 months ago by Rob
4.0 out of 5 stars Disenchanted
Wonderful and funny would make a good movie, lots action and surprising ending would like to read more books by kroese
Published 6 months ago by Nan
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Robert Kroese's sense of irony was honed growing up in Grand Rapids, Michigan - home of the Amway Corporation and the Gerald R. Ford Museum, and the first city in the United States to fluoridate its water supply. In second grade, he wrote his first novel, the saga of Captain Bill and his spaceship Thee Eagle. This turned out to be the high point of his academic career. After barely graduating from Calvin College in 1992 with a philosophy degree, he was fired from a variety of jobs before moving to California, where he stumbled into software development. As this job required neither punctuality nor a sense of direction, he excelled at it. In 2009, he called upon his extensive knowledge of useless information and love of explosions to write his first novel, Mercury Falls. Since then, he has written two sequels, Mercury Rises (2011) and Mercury Rests (2012), and a humorous epic fantasy, Disenchanted.

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