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Disintegration

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I found this while perusing the bargain bin in hopes of finding a candidate for a "Worst Movie Ever" contest. Seriously. I wasn't disappointed.

I honestly contemplated the possibility that I had a copy of a movie self-produced by bored college students. Perhaps one of them had slipped into the store, put a price tag on it and slyly placed it in with the real DVDs in hopes that someone would actually pay money for it. That someone was me.

I won't get into the plot, because the Amazon description is accurate enough, as far as I can tell. I don't know, I couldn't watch more than 20 minutes. I couldn't take any more. My stomach hurt too much from laughing. I probably had a bigger movie budget in the cupholder in my car that I use for spare change. You know those "dramatic reenactments" they have on shows like America's Most Wanted? That's what this movie looks like. If you can find it for less than 8 bucks, pick it up. It's good for a laugh.

If you were saddened about how Marlon Brando changed size as he aged, you may feel the same way about Sonny Landham. His hot, muscular days evidenced in "Predator" are gone. But hey, if you like older, big boys, then he's still the man. Beside his famous, Elvis-like chuckle, Sonny says nothing here at all. I can't tell if he wanted to be silent or the director wanted it. But expect in advance not to hear him using his sexy, low voice to deliver lines. One character says to the main character, a young man, "Don't you think you take after him?!" He and Sonny look NOTHING alike! This film has a redheaded male with a pronounced and awesome chin dimple.

Still, this movie was nefarious. It had a bad plot, bad death scenes, bad acting, and bad rapport between the characters. This movie may bite from "Da Vinci Code" and "Prophecy II," but does so poorly. This film is just absolutely terrible. Also, the DVD seemed to have no menu page, no Spanish subtitles, and barely any chapter selections.