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The Moron Test

by DistinctDev, Inc.
Platform: Android Rated: All Ages
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (581 customer reviews)

Price: $0.99
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Product Details

  • ASIN: B004N2NWT2
  • Original Release Date: May 12, 2010
  • Rated: All Ages This app may include dynamic content. What's this?
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (581 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #390 Paid in Appstore for Android (See Top 100 Paid in Appstore for Android)
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Product Features

  • Works great on the Kindle Fire
  • Spend hours working your way from Moron to Genius
  • Advance through attentiveness and logical reasoning
  • Laugh at a great cast of characters and a fun soundtrack
  • Share your experience on Feint, the social gaming network
  • Watch your friends wrestle with the test once you've mastered it

Product Description
The Moron Test
Questions so simple, you might not pay attention

You know you're not a moron. So it should be an easy matter to get through something called The Moron Test, shouldn't it? That's one of the things that make this maddening, addictive game one of the most popular apps in the mobile universe: the implied challenge to anyone with a shred of self-respect.

Simple Questions

The questions are simple, deceptively so. They're so simple, you might not pay that much attention to them--and there's where you get into trouble. The key to acing The Moron Test is to read the questions carefully, and follow the directions precisely. If you don't, expect to hear an embarrassing buzzer and to be thrown back to a section start or a checkpoint, again and again and again.

The Test currently has four sections: Old School, Late Registration, Winter Break, and Food Fight. There are more than 100 steps in each section. Players who successfully answer the questions and follow the directions by touching, twisting, and shaking their phone work their way up through seven levels of intelligence, from Moron to Genius.

Unforgettable Characters and Sounds

As they work their way through the sections, players get to know a host of friendly, entertaining characters with amusing personalities: ducks, giraffes, monkeys, penguins (in Winter Break, of course), turtles, and more. They're fun to watch and fun to listen to as well. Ducks quack, frogs croak, giraffes snort and whinny, eggs crack, and turtles hide in their shells and scream.

The Moron Test
Checkpoints that are encouraging, sort of

In the background throughout the test is a whimsical little tune, the kind you can't get out of your head once you hear it. Generally speaking, you'll want to pay attention to the soundtrack. The developers have made a point of inserting secret sounds to enhance your playing experience--and perhaps to distract you from those instructions you're supposed to be following so closely.

Share the Experience

The Moron Test comes with a quick connection to Facebook, and an easy link to enable connection to Feint, the social gaming network. With a free Feint account, your scores will be posted and you can compare notes with other players, earn rewards, and discover new games.

Once you're through the game, you have a chance for some real fun. Put it in the hands of your friends, coworkers, and family members, and watch them try to get through it.

Technical Details

  • Size: 22.9MB
  • Version: 4.02
  • Developed By: DistinctDev, Inc.
  • Application Permissions: (Help me understand what permissions mean)
    • Read only access to device state
    • Open network sockets
    • Write to external storage
    • Allows verification of Google app Entitlements
    • Access information about networks
  • Minimum Operating System: Android 1.6
  • Approximate Download Time: Less than 3 minutes

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
105 of 119 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Surprise Success April 20, 2011
In the beginning I picked up this app because it was the free app of the day, in fact I almost skipped over it because it sounded lame. I read the description which got me curious enough to download it and give it a try before writing it off and I must say I am really impressed with this app. It is very reminiscent of that quiz people like to give where one of the question is how many animals did moses bring on the ark (answer: none it was Noah). The game is played in a series of rounds where it asks you to complete different tasks by tapping on the screen, the challenge comes in that you never known what it will ask next and how the game might change. I give it four quick thinking turtles out of five.
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116 of 136 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars it works with kindle fire you morons!!! January 18, 2012
Verified Purchase
I bought this ap on my kindle fire to help pass the time. then after I had already purchased the game I saw all the reviews about it not working on the fire. I decided to see how far I could get before my fun ran out, but to my surprise I finished the entire test without any issues. you don't have to shake you kindle to accomplish any of the notecards. I liked this ap, it was fun yet frustrating and yes it does indeed work on my kindle.
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125 of 151 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome! March 22, 2011
You will play this game over and over again. It starts out easy but by the end of the level, it takes some real brain power to figure out the puzzle. Even my kids like to play it!
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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars does work for kindle fire January 16, 2012
for those that are saying it does not work for kindle fire, it does. you just have to lock your screen when you are on that question, or before the game. I am playing this game on my kindle fire and I love it. if you're not going to buy it because you have a kindle fire, you are missing out. no wonder some people didn't pass.
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars It works on kindle fire! March 1, 2012
I read all the reviews about how it doesn't work on fire. If you put your kindle on lock, you can play as if it were a phone.
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Perfect icebreaker (girls love it) April 15, 2011
By Nir@d
This is the perfect way to keep a female busy, just say "hey you wanna take a moron test?" and no female will decline the challenge of taking a moron test lol. It's strange but true. I haven't found a single female who declined taking the test, expect those who already have taken it or own it. It makes the perfect icebreaker as it causes most people to laugh at themselves (which is a good thing) and lighten up. Also it has cute little animal characters. This app is definitely a tool in your socializing arsenal.

The test is pretty hard at first because most people tend to try and rush through it, but once you have the patience part down your logic will then be challenge. This app is nothing too serious and a hell of a lot of fun. Don't be greedy pass the game around and see how many people like it.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Bait and Switch!!! May 26, 2012
By Sam
Verified Purchase
The free versions were great. Unique, addictive, challenging. The purchased version requires you to allow Feint to have access to your name, s/n, etc. Shame on DistinctDev for using this cheesy semi-social network in the first place and second for hiding this by nto putting it in the description. Allow users to run without Feint. Does Feint pay developers to use their app?@
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Works for Kindle Fire!!!!!!!!! must have!!! January 27, 2012
By fohn s
Verified Purchase
This is a great game to pass the time!! love it, works on kindle fine someone must have updated it.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars so addicting...
I like the challenge and how fun it can be to play something so seemingly easy, and still laugh when I get stuck miserably. Very fast to load, responsive, and fun.
Published 2 months ago by Amanda T
5.0 out of 5 stars LOVE IT!!
I love this game! I played it on my friends phone and I had to have it. Its frustrating at times but its still fun.
Published 2 months ago by B Popik
5.0 out of 5 stars Great App
Challenging and fun 'test'. Pretty addictive, even for my five-year-old. He does better than I do most of the time.
Published 3 months ago by Jennica Mosier
5.0 out of 5 stars Epic game
I love this app I have already beat all the tests I think u people should get it people just buy this app it rocks... an I mean rocks!!!!!
Published 3 months ago by horrible game
5.0 out of 5 stars definitely a pleasant suprise!
I had gotten the free sections of the moron test before I got this, and when I got this I was just expecting the Halloween section of the moron test, but then I realized that it... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Rachel Harper
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun
Frustrating, fun, a bargain at $.99. Many hours of fun. Give it a try. Pay attention to detail you will be starting over and over.
Published 3 months ago by Mark Lerner
4.0 out of 5 stars A great game
This is an awesome, the hidden tricks and puzzles are so fun! The only thing I don't like is the lack of replaying. You play it once and get bored. Plus, they need more sections.
Published 4 months ago by Pranav Mahesh
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and engaging
Purchase the full app with all the different tests. Fun and engaging for all ages and good for downtime in the classroom.
Published 4 months ago by Jaqueline C. Densford
5.0 out of 5 stars Too Much Fun LOL
Love all of these Moron games. I make all my family play .... They think they are so smart. I show them. We all get to laugh at ourselves ... and each other.
Published 4 months ago by MaryAnn
5.0 out of 5 stars You think you know all the answers but you are wrong!
This is one of those games that makes you crazy but you keep on playing just trying to beat it!
Published 4 months ago by Sharon Nooncaster
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