If you're a Rush Limbaugh fan (a.k.a. a "Dittohead"), then you're familiar with the Limbaugh Lexicon, the show's unique vocabulary that inspired this hilarious compilation of satirical drink recipes. You'll find "adult beverage" recipes such as Entitle-Mint Julep, Environmentalist Wacko Whiskey, Grape Gorbasm, SUV On The Rocks, and the Club G'itmo Guzzler. The Dittohead's Guide To Adult Beverages also provides a comprehensive set of instructions for each adult beverage, guaranteed to entertain anyone who follows American politics – a must-have for Rush Limbaugh listeners and card-carrying conservatives!
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If you enjoy listening to The Rush Limbaugh Show, you'll love The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages! How can I be so sure? Because this book wasn't written by some arts & croissant crowd liberal Manhattan publishing executive out to make a quick buck. It was written by me – a card-carrying dittohead who has spent over half his life immersed in the infectious airwaves of EIB. Because of my track record as an avid attendee of The Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies, I'm equipped with a superb knowledge of the Limbaugh Lexicon and Rush Limbaugh’s trademark irreverent humor. Each can be found in the sixty-five humorous recipes that comprise The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages, including such notable adult beverages as the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir, and Club G'itmo Guzzler. Trust me, Rush fans will love this book... But don't just take my word for it, read the sample recipes on Amazon and decide for yourself...!
Britt Gillette
From the Back Cover
DITTOHEAD \'di-to'hed\ n: Anyone who loves to listen to The Rush Limbaugh Show.
Britt Gillette started listening to The Rush Limbaugh Show at the age of twelve – a daily ritual that he has continued for over fifteen years. During that time, Rush coined the term "adult beverages" to refer to alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads across the Fruited Plain lacked an authoritative source for the best adult beverages. So Britt created The Dittohead's Guide To Adult Beverages, which incorporates the show's trademark irreverent humor in sixty-five humorous adult beverage recipes that fans of the show will find hilarious and irresistible.
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19 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
A great book!,
By Kurt A. Johnson (North-Central Illinois, USA) - See all my reviews (HALL OF FAME REVIEWER) (VINE VOICE) (TOP 100 REVIEWER) (REAL NAME)
This review is from: The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages (Hardcover)
I am still laughing! If you know anyone who is a fan of radio raconteur Rush Limbaugh, then this is the gift to buy him or her. Drawing on Rush's massively politically incorrect/leave no Liberal sacred cow un-skewered humor, author Britt Gillette presents 65 adult beverages. But, these are not just any old adult beverages, they are Limbaugh-esque adult beverages with names running from Alec (Baldwin)'s Bon Voyage Black and Tan through the Wife Training Walter (E. Williams).
Yeah, this is a great book! The author does a great job of capturing Rush's style and humor, and produces a really funny book. Any fan of Rush will immediate latch onto this book and get a great thrill out of it. I loved this book, and give it my highest recommendations. Pull up a comfortable chair, pour yourself a Grape Gorbasm, and read this book!
10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Christmas comes early for Dittoheads this year!,
This review is from: The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages (Hardcover)
As a longtime dittohead, I think I can speak for most Rush Limbaugh fans when I say that The Dittohead's Guide To Adult Beverages is one funny book! If you love listening to Rush, then you'll go wild when you read this book. You'll find yourself combing through the pages trying to figure out which recipe you think is the funniest. With drinks like Halliburton's Dubya & Coke, Affirmative Action Ambrosia, Oprah's Whine, Jumpin' Jim Jeffords, and Evil Empire Eliminator, it's hard to pick which recipes are the most fun.
I'll be buying this book for every Rush Limbaugh fan I know this Christmas. This is the perfect coffee table book or ice breaker for cocktail parties. Rush should be proud!
15 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
great for parties,
By Gregory Thomas (Newport News, VA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages (Hardcover)
I've never been a huge Rush Limbaugh fan, but I've always enjoyed a good dose of political humor, and Britt Gillette certainly delivers. For the rest of you out there who aren't up on all the Limbaugh lingo, Gillette offers a handy little glossary at the beginning of the book to get everyone on the same page. After that, he sounds off on outrageous liberal ideas and their purveyors. The best part is, the drinks can actually be mixed! This book cries out to be the centerpiece of a theme party, or at least a good conversation starter at a boring cocktail party: mix up a Pregnant Chad or an Affirmative Action Ambrosia and someone is bound to inquire about the name. This book is great fun cover to cover or in small doses--an excellent stocking stuffer!
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