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Laurell K. Hamilton on Divine Misdemeanors

Meredith Gentry was created as a character so that my muse and I could have a break from writing the Anita Blake series. I’d written five Anita books in a row and was starting to have job anxiety dreams about her life instead of mine. I needed something different for my muse and me to play with. Merry was created to give me a different voice, a different world to visit. I guess she’s like a second child that you have so the first one won’t be an only. Then, like a parent that just didn’t understand that a second child doesn’t double your workload, but quadruples it, I was suddenly trying to do two different series at two different publishers. It went well since they’re both New York Times bestsellers. The audience for both crosses nicely and continues to grow with every book in a time when very few authors can say that. So it’s all good, but just like trying to juggle two kids instead of one, juggling two book series instead of just one presents its challenges.

At the beginning keeping Anita’s voice out of the Merry books was the biggest challenge. I was used to her, and her voice and attitude were closer to my own, so Anita wrote faster, clearer in my head. Merry was that second baby that is nothing like your first baby, so most of what you learned about taking care of character A doesn’t help a damn bit with character B. Who knew? But there comes a point when you make peace with the second child being so different from the first and so different from yourself. You find the unique joys in that second person, as I’ve found the joys in the Merry series that are different from Anita.

Anita fights me on paper and always has. She’s very much my rebel. Merry never fought on paper until the last book, Swallowing Darkness, and then she found things worth fighting for. She finally stood up and told me what she wanted and she was willing to do whatever it took to get there. I understood that. I let Merry’s desires, loves, and choices change where I had planned to end the first cycle of the series. Anita has thrown out entire last thirds of books by her choices, and even scrapped entire novel ideas because she’d simply grown in a different direction. If I did that for my oldest creation, how could I not do the same for my youngest creation?

In fact, Merry found her voice so pure and clear that on the last two Anita Blake novels I’ve had to chase her out of my head so Anita could be loud. Now the biggest challenge is balancing the writing schedule between two bestselling series, two different publishers, and that thing called a real life. Doing justice to my two imaginary worlds, and still managing to have a life in the real world... that’s the true challenge.--Laurell K. Hamilton




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You may know me best as Meredith Nic Essus, princess of faerie. Or perhaps as Merry Gentry, Los Angeles private eye. In the fey and mortal realms alike, my life is the stuff of royal intrigue and celebrity drama. Among my own, I have confronted horrendous enemies, endured my noble kin’s treachery and malevolence, and honored my duty to conceive a royal heir—all for the right to claim the throne. But I turned my back on court and crown, choosing exile in the human world—and in the arms of my beloved Frost and Darkness.

While I may have rejected the monarchy, I cannot abandon my people. Someone is killing the fey, which has left the LAPD baffled and my guardsmen and me deeply disturbed. My kind are not easily captured or killed. At least not by mortals. I must get to the bottom of these horrendous murders, even if that means going up against Gilda, the Fairy Godmother, my rival for fey loyalties in Los Angeles.

But even stranger things are happening. Mortals I once healed with magic are suddenly performing miracles, a shocking phenomenon wreaking havoc on human/faerie relations. Though I am innocent, dark suspicions of banned magical activities swirl around me.

I thought I’d left the blood and politics behind in my own turbulent realm. I had dreamed of an idyllic life in sunny L.A. with my beloved ones beside me. But it becomes time to wake up and realize that evil knows no borders, and that nobody lives forever—even if they’re magical.

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  • Hardcover: 352 pages
  • Publisher: Ballantine Books (December 8, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0345495969
  • ISBN-13: 978-0345495969
  • Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 6.3 x 1.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 2.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (46 customer reviews)
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58 of 67 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars A Year Older, But No Better, December 8, 2009
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I pre-ordered the book off this site and it arrived today, so I settled in to see if the series would return to form or continue to slide. Six hours later, I think I'm about done with this series. LKH's writing is starting to remind me of Robert Newcomb's...

Like with the last few novels, we get that big, bold, easy-to-read, double-spaced type to help pad the page count and charge more for it. Combined with the lack of actual story progress, this would barely make a `how I spent my summer vacation' essay. Which is kinda how it reads.

The dialogue often feels stilted and wooden, like they're reading off cue cards. There's also way too much info-dumping; we're constantly treated to recaps of previous events- Andais' attempt to drown her, the appearance of the Nameless, Taranis' attack on her, etc. This is the eighth book of the series- if you don't know all this stuff by now, why are you reading this?

*SPOILER ALERTS*
The so-called plot is tepid. A series of ritualistic murders amongst the fey in Los Angeles- and who could kill these hardy immortals?- brings the attention of the Grey Detective Agency, and Merry's crew in particular. The investigation leads them to a lone witness, whose story is interrupted by... Glinda, the Fairy Godmother of L.A. (rim shot!) Complete with glitter and magic wand. Seriously. Not kidding.

Glinda has a grudge against Merry for stealing the allegiance of L.A.'s magic folk from her, so much so that she impedes the investigation in a scene that plays out all too predictably. The good part of being back in L.A. is that we get to see characters that haven't been heard from in a while- like Uther the Jack-in-Irons and Jeremy Grey.

Everyone returns home for more info-dumps and we have new characters thrown at us ostensibly to show the new depths of cruelty that Andais and Cel had sunk to, but again- after seven books...

Recurring characters start popping up in sequential order, simply to remind us they're still around. This brings us to more of the now-standard `magic-as-an-excuse-for-sex' scenes where more fey come into their true power after experiencing Merry's Magically Blessed Vagina. Merry is so attuned to the divine that Rhys even gets his own Sithen after a turn with her! She's one big "Staples' Easy Button"!

The only interesting part of the book comes when Barinthus challenges Merry about not being the queen he thinks she needs to be. It sums up what's gone wrong with the series- this exchange went to the crux of the series so far, and some very intriguing side issues are raised, but ultimately becomes a distant sub-plot in this yawn-inducing yarn, and quickly pushed aside for more of Merry's Vagina Miracles!

The investigation continues- because it has to- with more murders happening. I had to laugh in one section because there were a couple of instances of blatant Product Placement thrust into the story; I know times are hard, but damn! The killers are discovered... that is to say, revealed... by a former associate of theirs who suddenly decides to give them up. (Detective work? We don't need no stinking detective work!) This leads to a climax that's a straight up Hollywood Cliched Standoff, after which Merry and the boys return home to cuddle.

I can't express how sorry I am to see such an initially intriguing storyline come to this. I seriously doubt she's even trying anymore- despite what she wrote in the dedication. The Meredith Gentry Series is no longer on my "to-do" list.
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53 of 62 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Very hard to rate..., December 8, 2009
Divine Misdemeanors was really hard for me to rate. In ways it was good, in ways it was bad. I always like Merry more than Anita because it seemed like Merry was true to herself. Merry was sneaky, she enjoyed politics and subtleties while Anita needed either Jean Claude or one of her harem to explain that word to her. In the last book `Swallowing Darkness' (dreadful title really...) It seemed like Merry was merging just a little too closely with Anita, she began to gain powers dramatically, collect more men (not to mention most of her men are pansies or emo) and I was saddened. In Divine Misdemeanors I can honestly say that the thought of sex didn't even come up until around page 100 and the actually intercourse didn't occur until page 132.

I have to say that's a pretty good record. In the beginning there was even some politics, police work and dead fey. The sex was in typical LKH fashion slightly nauseating and involved a lot of glowing and panting. Good news though it only lasted a few pages (really how do you write a few pages of glowing?).

Now Merry does seem to get near everything she wants, which is what I have a problem with. She begs the Goddess and gets to heal her friend, she begs the Goddess and she's granted certain powers, it just seems too easy for me, too sparkly. Then having random guards ask Merry to make love to them so that they can be `reassured' and go find other lovers had me rolling my eyes in disdain. I mean come on `sleep with us then let us go find lovers if you aren't jealous tomorrow that's proof that you aren't all like your aunt The Queen' really? I mean I have a hard time wrapping my head around it, and the fact that her fetuses each have three fathers (convenient) doesn't creep them out, just makes them want to sleep with her more. (Actually what creeps them out more is that she's not touching them..... right......)

And from there the awkward `love making' or `reassurance making' just got worse. Skip pages 132 to 159 and you get Merry snuggled against yet another two men... Monday morning time for some more detective work and some more dead Fey. Oh another poor aspect of the book was all the posturing. I've never seen a real harem, but with Anita and Merry's men it seems like they're more emo than any normal person. It's like alternating between a pissing contest and a crying contest. OK also skip pages 177 through 182 (more awkwardness). There are more and more awkward pages as the book progresses with the spice of murder thrown in.

The only other positive thing I can say in regards to the book is that Merry isn't jealous of women. Unlike Anita who instantly thinks they're jealous of her awesomeness and her men, Merry actually has women in the guards that surround her, and they aren't at all the jealous type... awesome. So you can see why I had problems rating this book, better then most Merry (and all of Anita's later books) but still it seems the god Eros is on LKH's mind every time she sits down to write... just not sure she should be listening to him.
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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing, December 10, 2009
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I had looked forward to this book I really like this series and have enjoyed most of Laurell K Hamilton's books. However, it seems as if the last few (both from the Meredith Gentry series and Anita Blake), have been missing something.
In this story Meredith is back in LA with her men, working as a detective consulting for the police to help solve the murders of some fey. If this wasn't the main theme of the book, and included maybe a little more about living as a fairy princess in LA surrounded by all these powerful men in a strange modern world with a little more humor and even Meredith being a little more intrusting, it could have been so much better.
This book could easily have been a short story; it didn't deserve to be a hard cover with three hundred plus pages. Some ideas were pointless, and went nowhere. This book was lacking something that the others had, a fantasy and a unique story. Sure there was plenty of sex, but it lacked so much of the depth and feeling of the previous books. This seems to be true for the Anita Blake series as well. I think that Laurell K Hamilton's books have begun to lack imagination and substance. I was disappointed.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Am I the only one???
Am I the only one that skips all the sex parts, just to get to the interesting stuff?
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Published 9 hours ago by C. Dawson

2.0 out of 5 stars Just when you thought it was safe to start reading again
Aw, man. Gotta say I'm really disappointed.
I thought, when I finished 'Swallowing Darkness' that despite the (desperately-forced-wannbe erotic) title, the series was... Read more
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1.0 out of 5 stars Disappointed - All filler, no thriller.
This book felt like a place holder. Skip it. If you still have faith, read the next one. You won't be lost. This one just isn't worth the time.
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1.0 out of 5 stars So much lost potential
All of the interesting things, with the sole exception of Barinthus' struggle with Merry's decision to not be queen of the Unseelie, happened offscreen. Read more
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1.0 out of 5 stars Canned hash as a novel
I swear this was a sad regurgitation of LKH's previous Merry Gentry novels. If I hear that Frost has 'hair like tinsel' one more time I'll scream. Read more
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Very little storyline resolution. The sex scenes are getting redundant and pretty hard to justify. I want it seems to be the only justification needed. Read more
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3.0 out of 5 stars Merry adds even more to her already huge harem
This is book 8 in the Meredith Gentry series by Laurell Hamilton. It was an okay book, about par for the course in this series. Read more
Published 1 day ago by K. Eckert

2.0 out of 5 stars How not to write a mystery
I really liked this series when it started, but I have to agree with others about the "story arc" -- the series was clearly meant to end with Merry becoming queen of Faerie and... Read more
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3.0 out of 5 stars How do you rate this item? "It's OK" - yes. That's an apt description.
I've just finished the book and I have to agree with many of the other reviews out there. I've followed Laurell K. Hamilton's books for years and have enjoyed many of them. Read more
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