Divorcing Dwayne: A Novel [Paperback]

Jackie Lee Miles (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: April 1, 2008

Divorcing Dwayne is the first volume in a three-book series featuring Francine Harper and her no-good husband, Dwayne. As the series is set in rural Georgia, the authors calls the category "Grits-Lit."

As Divorcing Dwayne opens, Francine is in jail, facing felony assault charges for shooting at Dwayne and his stripper-lover, Carla, from the Peel 'n Squeal, a restaurant and local hangout. She had caught them together - in the very bed her daddy had carved and given to them at their wedding - and let go with both barrels. She hit the bed but missed Dwayne and Carla. In spite of her humiliation, in the course of the story Francine discovers strengths, divorces Dwayne, and regains her dignity via her trials (and court trial) and many errors along the way. Aided by her best friend, Ray Anne Pickles, Francine manages to run afoul of the law on several occasions, but in the end, she is vindicated.

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About the Author

J. L. Miles is a native of Racine, Wisconsin, and the author of two critically acclaimed novels, Roseflower Creek and Cold Rock River. She lives in Lilburn, Georgia.

Product Details

• Paperback: 325 pages
• Publisher: Cumberland House Publishing (April 1, 2008)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1581826508
• ISBN-13: 978-1581826500
• Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #661,606 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Jackie Lee Miles is the author of Roseflower Creek and Cold Rock River. A resident of Georgia for thirty-five years, Miles hails from Wisconsin via South Dakota. She considers hereself a northern girl with a southern heart. Her critically accliamed debut novel, Roseflower Creek was the lead book when Cumberland House released it. Cold Rock River, also critically acclaimed, is the journey of two young women born a century apart. N.Y. Times bestselling author Dorothea Benton Frank states, "Cold Rock River is a powerful story of family, love and loss that will keep you up into the wee hours. Absolutely wonderful! Beautifully told and straight from the heart of an exquisitely talented writer." Miles current project, to be released in 2010, is entitled All That's True. Sourcebooks calls it "an authentic coming-of-age novel with a terrific takeaway." When not writing, Miles tours with The Dixie Darlin's, four nationally published book-writing belles with a passion for promotion. Visit the author at www.jlmiles.com. Write to the author at: [e-mail].

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great characters, great dialog, I had a hard time putting it down, March 24, 2008

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Charles Ashbacher (Marion, Iowa United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Divorcing Dwayne: A Novel (Paperback)

It is a good thing that I was on spring break when I started this book, for if it had been during the term, I would have had to scramble to give the students enough to do. Once I opened it, I was hooked. Miles creates a set of characters set in the south and generates some of the best dialog I have ever read.
Francine Harper is married to Dwayne and when she catches him in her bed with a silicon-enhanced stripper, she takes a gun and wildly shoots at them. Fortunately she misses and she is arrested, which starts the actions of the title. Francine then tries to maintain her life through a great deal of trial as she learns to become a confident, capable woman.
Getting there is quite a story, involving her strange friends, her even stranger family; a topless barber shop, Dwayne's repeated antics, the mafia, FBI agents; Francine's cellmates, various people in the legal system and her role in a Hollywood movie that makes her famous and rich. My favorite character in the book is not Francine, but her grandmother Nanny Lou. As the story opens, she is accusing her dead husband of running away with another filly. Towards the end of the book she discovers that she has cancer in one breast and decides to have both breasts removed. She calls the surgeon's office and asks if they will do a two-for-one special. Then, when she is in the hospital she brags to everyone how she is going to get a new set of boobs and goes around flashing people. When told that they will take some of the fat from her abdomen to rebuild the breasts, she insists that some also be removed from her hips. She saw some hot jeans on the home shopping network and wants to fit in them. Great character!
If you want to have a great laugh, read this rollicking, hectic story about some very eccentric and entertaining people. Be forewarned, it is very hard to put down.

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Read., March 25, 2008

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Karin Gillespie (Georgia) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Divorcing Dwayne: A Novel (Paperback)

This is one of the funniest books I've ever read. There's a laugh on every page (and often three or four) and the characters are priceless, yet very real.

The plot is so engaging you better prepare yourself for a long reading session. I can't say enough about this clever, and engaging novel about a relationship gone wrong. Anyone who has gone through a divorce can relate. It's the type of book that will be passed from girlfriend to girlfriend.

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A reader from Indiana, March 26, 2008

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Shannon Greika "A reader in Indiana" (Bargersville) - See all my reviews
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Divorcing Dwayne is hilarious, heartwarming and wise. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book! My husband wasn't happy ~ he had to wait for his dinner. If you want a good book with great characters and a good plot, pick up a copy. Ms. Miles knows how to keep you turning the pages. I truly recommend it.