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54 of 56 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A Good Friend
This product serves as a good friend whenever you need one. The product description says that it's "flexible," which it is indeed. The dildo isn't stiff and painful and it isn't like puddy either, it can stand up on its own but has the ability to move and bend as you [more often than not] will it to do so...

He's a pretty fat sucker though, which I'm...
Published on April 23, 2006 by Morgen

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40 of 46 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Stinky Dildo
You will never loose this item because the odor is SO strong. I thought the strong latex odor would dissipate with time. Even being left out to "air" it still has a very strong odor. Also, if you insert it in your anus it stains and it is impossible to get it clean looking again. Would not recommend this item.
Published on November 3, 2006 by Nobleman500


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54 of 56 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A Good Friend, April 23, 2006
This product serves as a good friend whenever you need one. The product description says that it's "flexible," which it is indeed. The dildo isn't stiff and painful and it isn't like puddy either, it can stand up on its own but has the ability to move and bend as you [more often than not] will it to do so...

He's a pretty fat sucker though, which I'm guessing might take some getting used to for other consumers out there that aren't used to that much pink power. But whether you love the soft and flexible curviture of him for vaginal or anal techniques it's all good.

The only downsides include the fact that the product description doesn't tell you (nor does the packaging) what it is literally made out of. Which can be troubling as to whether you intend to use water-based or silicon-based lubricants for anal entry... If you aren't aware of what the product is made out of, your libricant might end up corroding the product.

Another downside is the fact that because this is bright pink, it has the potential to lose its luster after a few uses. While washing it a few times obviously restores its color a bit; after anal a few times, you'll notice the "pink" begin to turn more into a "salmon"-like color. But as far as functionability goes, its a winner.
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40 of 46 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Stinky Dildo, November 3, 2006
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Nobleman500 (SW Virginia USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Doc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Lavender (Health and Beauty)
You will never loose this item because the odor is SO strong. I thought the strong latex odor would dissipate with time. Even being left out to "air" it still has a very strong odor. Also, if you insert it in your anus it stains and it is impossible to get it clean looking again. Would not recommend this item.
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27 of 30 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Replica of a Real Penis!, July 23, 2006
This review is from: Doc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Lavender (Health and Beauty)
This is the perfect heft.... Just heavy enough to be a real dick and all that it needs to be. It is just the right size and shape. The veins and bumps replicate the feeling of a healthy large erect dick. Great for inserting while tongue-ing your lady for extra pleasure!
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Well...., October 16, 2006
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Nikki Holloway (Seattle, Washington USA) - See all my reviews
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It's ok, but way too big for me. My boyfriend bought this for me recently but not from Amazon. It is difficult to go in even slathered in lubricant, kinda hurts, has a strong rubbery smell, and I have the undying phobia that it will somehow "stretch me out", i know it probably won't but it's my paranoia..
Overall, tears easy... too big, too pink.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Nice, but too big., November 17, 2008
This review is from: Doc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Lavender (Health and Beauty)
This would be so much nicer for me if it was smaller! I'm not a petite little thing either - I'm 5'8" but this was huge. I've thought bigger was better, but I learned it the hard way that's not always the case. Ouchie.

It actually smelled good, contrary to previous reviews (maybe they changed up the smell) - lightly scented with something...

I'm bummed this was too big for me, but it would be great for ladies (or gentlemen) who can handle bigger widths. It was about 5.3" at the head and 5" at the shaft.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun Toy For Her, October 31, 2007
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This review is from: Doc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Lavender (Health and Beauty)
I did not notice the smell like some others had mentioned. My wife also did not complain of the size like others. As a matter of fact she took all of this and loved the natural size and feel. It is supersized and thick so if you are not ready for a porn size toy look at others. If you are looking for a fun way to fill up the wife while she takes care of you in other ways then this is a great item to have on hand.
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars good item, April 3, 2007
This review is from: Doc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Lavender (Health and Beauty)
no suction cup and no balls on it but good enough to get jollies on.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Whoa nellie!, April 2, 2009
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Pros:
* Veins are a nice touch and feel great.
* Texture -- every toy should feel like this! Super silky and pliable, yet maintains shape.
* Color -- I bought pink, but had blue and purple to choose from too. Color's cute.
* Good length, for grabbing onto.

Cons:
* The smell is STRONG, like a sweet-smelling plastic. I can tolerate it but yeah, it's definitely noticeable.
* It. Is. Huge. Circumference-wise...a bit too big, really (I'm female). I think a half inch less would have been perfect.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Best, February 25, 2008
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This review is from: Doc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Lavender (Health and Beauty)
I bought this item for my wife and she LOVED IT! It is so life like and not to hard like some toys. I used it on her while giving her some tounge action and she damn near woke up the neighbors. I would definitly recommend this item to couples who like to have man made fun in the bedroom or women who like to take hard poundings.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars WOW!, October 14, 2006
I only rate this 5 stars because its extra soft and extra huge! When I recieved it just by looking at it I knew its too big for me so I had to return it! But recommended for people who like BIG!
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