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  • Paperback: 216 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (January 7, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 145050213X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1450502139
  • Product Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (48 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #895,518 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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About the Author

Odin Zeus McGaffer was born of a virgin on December 25th over 2,000 years ago. Much of his life remains a mystery, but crackpot theologians believe that he was a virgin carpenter with communist tendencies. McGaffer was murdered by his loving father, rose from the dead, and came back to Earth to consume large quantities of beer and fried cheese sticks. Although there is no solid evidence that supports the claims made in this biography, it cannot be disproven. Therefore you should believe this biography, in it's entirety, without good reason or justification.

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Read the book and have some fun.
Carl W Privett
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This book is filled with so much common sense that it is ridiculous.
T. Sparrow

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115 of 128 people found the following review helpful By T. Sparrow on February 13, 2010
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This book is filled with so much common sense that it is ridiculous. Not only is this book a fun and easy read but it speaks so simply as to make Christians just seem dumb. Being a former "born again Christian" I look back and wonder how I ever believed that hocus pocus. Thank you McGaffer for putting such truths into print.
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82 of 98 people found the following review helpful By John S. Johnson on January 28, 2010
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Addendum:
Okay all you nay sayers, I have finally read the book from cover to cover, which was no small feat given that the book is not sold in the country where I live, and I still uphold my original five star review.

This book is not for everyone, but you know who you are. It would be quite accurate to call this book an angry atheist rant. If you are someone who is constantly upset and frustrated by the religious nutts that you find all around you, this book will strike a harmonious chord. If you want to pull your hair out every time you encounter an injustice caused by stupid religious people, you will find a kindred spirit in Odin Zeus McGaffer. Finally finding someone who understands your atheistic frustrations will bring the peace that passeth understanding.

However, if you have any sympathy towards Christianity at all, stay away from this book - it will only make you angry. Ridicule and bathroom humor are used freely in reference to Christianity - and that's why I love this book so much.

Cheers

Original review:
Apparently, the reviewer before me, Phillip V. Moody, is one of the faithful and finds nothing funny about ridiculing Christianity. However, as an ex-fundamentalist (funnymentalist) Christian and a "rabid atheist," who enjoys nothing more than taking the piss out of Christians, I found that the author of this book hit home in style and content.

The things I found amusing were rants such as this: concerning debating Christians, he says, "How can you expect to have a serious debate when the opposing party sincerely believes that a 2000-year-old zombie Christ is answering millions of prayers each day in a parallel universe?" Yeah!!! He's speaking my language!
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful By Carl W Privett on December 7, 2010
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I purchased this book knowing it would be full of toilet humor and it proved to be the case. A very funny trip through many of the absurdities of the bible. His spin was new, his commentary unabashed, and his style tenacious. I almost felt sad for the bible as it is so easy to pick on and his treatment almost rose to the level of kicking someone when they are down. But no need to be sad, the bible was written by bronze age goat herders so there really is no expectation of it to be perfect or even generally accurate. We have learned much since then. Read the book and have some fun.
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18 of 20 people found the following review helpful By L. Hope on December 21, 2010
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I have read several books including C.J. Wehrlman's "God Hates You, Hate Him Back" and Bart Ehrman's "Misquoting Jesus" and Jesus Interrupted" - all excellent books. McGaffer, takes the argument against religion to a whole new level. Is it crude? Yes! Is it offensive? Yes. Is it funny? Yes Does it do a good job of blowing a huge hole in religion? Pretty darn good. I have not finished the book yet, but I have to say I have enjoyed it a lot and have laughed very hard from the first chapter. But, McGaffer also makes some sobering statements that are important when looking at the history of religion and the violence it has inspired (and continues to inspire). I just wish more fundamentalists would open their eyes and read authors like Wehrlman, Ehrman, and even McGaffer.
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16 of 18 people found the following review helpful By capt'n A on October 28, 2010
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Good book, ,lots of details to keep in my back pocket for theocratic attack defense.
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19 of 22 people found the following review helpful By REX on November 4, 2010
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This book is hilarious. I laughed until it hurt. If you've got an open mind and an IQ greater than a baked potato, you'll love this book. If you're an idiot, don't bother buying it.
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19 of 22 people found the following review helpful By D. Aaron Howard on July 18, 2010
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This book is not for the squeamish, prudish, humorless, uptight, gullible, dumb, pompous, self-righteous, sex-starved, moronic, lunatical, homophobic, fundamentalist, or any other idiotic sheep. For the rest of you, enjoy an easy read of common sense, blatant (and fun) blasphemy and stop taking yourself so seriously!
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful By D. Gross on August 30, 2010
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Skeptical inquiry and crude, vile humor in equal measure. This charming little volume lays waste to all manner of religious claims, and does so in a hilarious manner. Unlike Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins, who dissect religion with surgical tools, Odin Zeus McGaffer hacks religion to pieces with a Klingon bat'leth. Viva McGaffer!
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