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Does This Church Make Me Look Fat?: A Mennonite Finds Faith, Meets Mr. Right, and Solves Her Lady Problems [Hardcover]

Rhoda Janzen
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Book Description

October 2, 2012
What does it mean to give church a try when you haven't really tried since you were twelve? At the end of her bestselling memoir Mennonite in a Little Black Dress, Rhoda Janzen had reconnected with her family and her roots, though her future felt uncertain. But when she starts dating a churchgoer, this skeptic begins a surprising journey to faith and love.

Rhoda doesn't slide back into the dignified simplicity of the Mennonite church. Instead she finds herself hanging with the Pentecostals, who really know how to get down with sparkler pom-poms. Amid the hand waving and hallelujahs Rhoda finds a faith richly practical for life--just in time for some impressive lady problems, an unexpected romance, and a quirky new family.

Does This Church Make Me Look Fat? is for people who have a problem with organized religion, but can't quite dismiss the notion of God, and for those who secretly sing hymns in their cars, but prefer a nice mimosa brunch to church. This is the story of what it means to find joy in love, comfort in prayer, and--incredibly, surprisingly--faith in a big-hearted God.

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Praise for Does This Church Make Me Look Fat?:


"Breezy despite the weighty subject matter... Janzen's wit and love of fashion keep things light, but her conversion to Pentecostalism after a miraculous return to health sends the book into serious seekers' territory." (People (Three Stars) )

"Janzen is the kind of writer-world-weary yet incredulous; girlfriend-esque and conversational-that draws you along through a story with ease...[Does This Church Make Me Look Fat] would fit naturally on a shelf, say, next to your collection of beat-up Anne Lamott paperbacks. It has that same sort of accessibility to it; that same sort of acceptance." (Charity Vogel, The Buffalo News )

"Given the gravity of the subjects-cancer and religious conversion-Janzen gave herself an enormous challenge. Could she maintain her hallmark comic voice in the midst of suffering and transformation? The answer is yes, and that is no small accomplishment... The excitement of discovery is palpable in this book."

(Shirley Hershey Showalter, Christian Century )

"Smart and witty.... Janzen has a remarkable ability to demystify religion through humor and humanity." (Susanne Jaffe, The Columbus Dispatch )

"Amazingly light-hearted... [Janzen] is not so much proselytizing for her particular religion as she is pointing toward the value of examining one's own beliefs, whatever they might be, and finding a way to live with them in joy." (Colette Bancroft, Tampa Bay Times )

"A delight for fans of [Janzen's] warm, wisecracking style.... Her enthusiasm and spirit and knack for finding humor in the God details make this book a crowd-pleaser." (Hannah Sampson, The Miami Herald )

"A very funny writer. . . . A heartfelt memoir that is both hilarious and inspiring." (Great Day Houston )

"[A] vibrant, charming narrative." (Publishers Weekly )

"Does This Church Make Me Look Fat? made me laugh out loud, often enough to make my beloved children inquire as to whether I was losing my mind. Too much spiritual writing these days claims that religious practice is about healing or developing the self. But Rhoda Janzen avoids this theme: here she sets out on a path to become more loving, grateful, and helpful to others. This is particularly impressive given that she's writing about a period in her life when she's got a scary, life-threatening illness, and a brand-new family. Bravo, Rhoda-or rather, 'Thank God!'" (Kate Braestrup, author of Here if You Need Me and Beginner's Grace )

"Rhoda Janzen is one of the few people I trust to write about faith without using God to clobber me. She writes about the most serious things in the world-life, death, family, love-with such spot-on honesty, spiritual humility, and disarming humor that I would follow her anywhere. The nicest thing I can say about her new book is that it made me want to be a better person. It is that good." (Barbara Brown Taylor, author of An Altar in the World and Leaving Church )

"Paul Shaffer, the noted theologian/TV sidekick, once said that if God is the ultimate being, he must have the ultimate sense of humor. To which I add, Rhoda Janzen is not far behind. This is one funny book. Not to mention thought-provoking and touching." (AJ Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically )

Praise for Mennonite in a Little Black Dress:

"It is rare that I literally laugh out loud while reading, but Rhoda Janzen's voice--singular, deadpan, sharp-witted and honest--slayed me." (Elizabeth Gilbert, author of Eat, Pray, Love )

"I loved this book, and Rhoda Janzen. She is a terrific, pithy, beautiful writer, a reliable, sympathetic narrator and a fantastically good sport." (Kate Christensen, The New York Times Book Review )

"Hilarious and touching." (People (four stars) )

"A hilarious collection of musings on Janzen's childhood, marriage, and eccentric family... Janzen mines Mennonite culture for comic effect, but she does so with love."
(Entertainment Weekly
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About the Author

Rhoda Janzen is the author of the #1 New York Times bestselling Mennonite in a Little Black Dress and the poetry collection Babel's Stair. She holds a Ph.D. from UCLA and teaches English and creative writing at Hope College in Holland, Michigan.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing; 1 edition (October 2, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 145550288X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1455502882
  • Product Dimensions: 1.2 x 5.7 x 8.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (52 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #53,205 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Rhoda Janzen holds a PhD from the University of California, Los Angeles, where she was the University of California Poet Laureate in 1994 and 1997. She is the author of Babel's Stair, a collection of poems, and her poems have also appeared in Poetry, The Yale Review, The Gettysburg Review, and The Southern Review. She teaches English and creative writing at Hope College in Holland, Michigan.

Customer Reviews

I thoroughly enjoyed it and would recommend it to anyone who enjoys a little fun. Donna B. Amato  |  9 reviewers made a similar statement
Ms. Janzen has a wonderful sense of humor and it is evident throughout her latest book. Edwina E. Cowgill  |  13 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't bother January 6, 2013
Format:Hardcover
Having emerged from the same Mennonite community in Fresno, I found Rhoda Janzen's first narrative, Mennonite in Little Black Dress, a pithy analysis of her
efforts to make sense of a life of the mind in juxtaposition to her unique spiritual background. Rhoda's second narrative, Does This Church, comes across
as a disingenuous romance novel in which she trivializes the questions posed in her first book. In spite of a much-needed apology to
her family and their Mennonite community in chapter 8, this book seems trite and hollow. Don't waste your money.
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12 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it! October 7, 2012
By mesha
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Ms. Janzen's newest book gave me as many laugh-out-loud moments as the last book. Her journey is centered in faith, family, and friends as she deals with a life-threatening illness. While some might be put off with the talk of faith and religion, it is never preachy or judgmental, it is simply her experience. In full disclosure, I grew up in Reedley, California (seriously) where Ms. Janzen's mom procured the large sausage. I was not brought up in the Mennonite church, but married into it all, eventually. While my husband knows some of the author's family, I do not personally know the author or any of her family, nor do we currently live in that area of the country. I highly recommend this book because it is very well written (and edited), you will laugh, reflect, and your vocabulary will increase dramatically. I will be waiting to hear what is next in your life, Ms. Janzen. Loved it!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Transparent and engaging October 12, 2012
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
Rhoda Janzen isn't the only lapsed Menno rebel in the world. My guess is there are plenty of us out there, and it has been healing for me to read Rhoda's stories. I devoured "Mennonite in a Little Black Dress," hooting all the way, even though those West Coast Mennonites lacked the angst and ire of the East Coast version that raised me. Like Janzen, I'd walked away from church when the Mennonite version failed to hold me. Fortunately, God has ways of reclaiming those who will turn His way. It's refreshing to read a transparent faith journey that doesn't seem cliched or just too tidy to be real. By the end of book one, I was praying for Rhoda to find faith. Amid all the laughs, I heard familiar pain. You can see the pain melt away in the pages of book two as she finds the love and community we all want. I'll read anything she writes.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny!
I haven't finished this, but I want to laugh out loud. I have read portions to my husband twice already.
Published 2 days ago by Betty Carter
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book!
I loved this book so much that I intend to read it again. I highly recommend it for all who enjoy a good read.
Published 13 days ago by Bette London
5.0 out of 5 stars Another good one by Rhoda Jantzen
I picked up this book because I loved Mennonite in a Little Black Dress, and expected it to be, as second books often are, not as good as the first one but with a few funny bits to... Read more
Published 18 days ago by Shannon Howrey
5.0 out of 5 stars Even better than the last book!
I enjoyed this book even more than her first book. Though it continues to be "laugh out loud" funny in places, there is more "genuineness" and sincerity in this... Read more
Published 27 days ago by Tetontromper
4.0 out of 5 stars Thoughtful Reflection on the Spiritual Experience
(Disclosure: I attended the school where Rhoda Janzen teaches. However, I never took her classes and I didn't know her personally. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Lothe
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful book
The book was an easy read and identifiable to me personally since I have been diagnosed with cancer and also consider my spirituality an extremely significant part of my life.
Published 1 month ago by Susan Crist
4.0 out of 5 stars Sometimes Course
The author, a very educated person, uses gutter language to describe her life in several places. Having a knowledge of the Mennonite faith helped me keep reading.
Published 1 month ago by Carl E. Herr
5.0 out of 5 stars Thanks to Janzen
I am a Mennonite woman who grew up with some of the quirks and foibles of Mennonites. With humor and honesty she shows the parts of her denominational history with troubled her. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Teresa Moser
5.0 out of 5 stars Sarcastic and hilarious
This book draws you in and takes you on a roller coaster of laughs and tears. Finding God in the midst of chaos and confusion of life when you didn't even know you were missing... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Amber Goodman
4.0 out of 5 stars Does this church?....
I did enjoy this book. It was fun, easy reading. I would recommend it to other friends that I knew would enjoy it.
Published 3 months ago by Sally Rhodes
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