From the best-selling author of DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON! The pages are packed with Texas Bix Bender's no-nonsense outlook on life: "Don't get even--get over it." "Never miss a good chance to shut up." "Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone." "Take your 'take home pay' home." "Put off 'til tomorrow what you shouldn't be doing anyway."
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Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
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Don't let the sun catch you in bed.
If it ain't right, don't do it.
If the boots fit, keep getting 'em resoled.
What's wanted isn't always what's needed.
Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings.
If it ain't right, don't do it.
If the boots fit, keep getting 'em resoled.
What's wanted isn't always what's needed.
Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings.
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Uplifting and quick,
This review is from: Don't Dig for Water Under the Outhouse: And Other Cowboy Commandments (Paperback)
I used this book as a 'cheer me up' for a hospital patient. It is full of useful wisdom, mostly humorous.
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