I Don't Have to I'm Retired Pillow - Funny Retirement Gift

by Simply Home

Product Features

• Funny retirement gift for a man (man pictured on pillow)
• Reads: "I don't want to... I don't have to... You can't make me... I'm retired."
• Comfortable, thick pillow with tapestry design on front; solid blue on back
• Size: 11" x 8" x 4"
• Made in USA

Product Details

• Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• ASIN: B000KZ96UU
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #65,661 in Home & Kitchen (See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen)

Product Description

The I'm Retired Pillow is a funny retirement gag gift that is also a comfortable lower back pillow. The front of the pillow features a man lying in a hammock under palm trees and reads: "I don't want to... I don't have to... You can't make me... I'm retired." The back is solid navy blue fabric. Use this retirement gift as a back pillow, or display it on a shelf. Makes a unique gift for Dad, Grandpa or a co-worker. Product Info Size: 11" x 8" x 4" Color: Navy blue backing; colorful tapestry on front Other: Made in U.S.A.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

9 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars My Dad loved it!, February 23, 2008

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H. Chandler (Atlanta, GA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: I Don't Have to I'm Retired Pillow - Funny Retirement Gift

I gave this to my Dad for his upcoming retirement and he just loved it! He had mixed feelings on the whole retirement thing, so this joke gift helped lighten the situation.

He was so excited that he called me up to thank me the day it arrived and proceeded to describe it to me over the phone. He uses it as a back pillow when he's stretched out watching the TV and holds it up for my Mom to read when she asks him to do something. It made him so happy - he was just like a little kid at Christmas.

I think its perfect for this occasion.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Gift!, September 6, 2010

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Robin A. Mcallister - See all my reviews
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Ordered this pillow for a relative and he loved it! it now has a home on a rocking chair and I am considered a great gift giver!!

5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift!, December 24, 2011

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JEagle - See all my reviews

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Great gift idea for a retired father. My father really got a kick out of the pillow and proudly displays in his living room.