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Don't Hex with Texas: A Novel [Kindle Edition]

Shanna Swendson
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Book Description

Everything’s bigger in Texas–including romance, magic, and danger!

Katie Chandler has fled fast-paced Manhattan and returned home to a simpler life, working at her family’s feed-and-seed store in Cobb, Texas. In a painfully selfless gesture, Katie had left the sexy wizard Owen Palmer to battle his demons in the magical realm–after all, Katie just seemed to attract evil, which only made Owen’s job a lot harder. But now it seems that trouble has followed her home: Despite the fact that Merlin, Katie’s old boss at Magic, Spells, and Illusions, Inc., has assured her that Cobb is free of enchantmen, (magically speaking), Katie begins to notice curious phenomena.

Cobb is being plagued by a series of inexplicable petty crimes and other devilish mischief, and after her experiences in Manhattan, Katie knows “unauthorized magic” when she sees it. As this new darkness strikes deep in the heart of Texas, Owen appears (literally) to investigate. Now Katie’s friends and family must show the bad guys why it’s bad luck to hex with Texas, while Katie and Owen combine their strengths like never before to uncover a sinister plot before evil takes root in the Lone Star State.

“Enchanting . . . Trying to start a romance with the world hanging in the balance is not optimal, but it sure is funny.”
Romantic Times, on Shanna Swendson’s Damsel Under Stress

“Winning . . . [a] smart, snappy novel.”
–Booklist, on Shanna Swendson’s Once Upon Stilettos


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From Booklist

As Swendson continues her exciting Enchanted Inc. series, magic-immune Katie Chandler is back in her hometown of Cobb, Texas. Katie has left New York City and her beloved job at Magic, Spells, and Illusions Inc. to protect Owen Palmer, the handsome wizard she is crazy about. Working with her hapless siblings at her parents’ store doesn’t exactly make up for the excitement she is missing out on in New York until strange goings-on start happening in Cobb, leading Katie to wonder if the magic has followed her home. When she discovers her old nemesis, Phelan Idris, has concocted a plan to train wizards over the Internet in the hopes of building an army, Katie contacts MSI. She is surprised when Owen himself shows up, and is relieved to find the chemistry between them is hot and heavy. But when the pair learns Idris is in town and planning a deadly endgame, they fear their enemy may prevail this time around. Another page-turning installment in one of the best romantic-fantasy series being written today. --Kristine Huntley

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One

It had been months since I'd needed rescuing from anything--no dragons, hideous monsters from hell, evil wizards, not even a really bad blind date. That was one small benefit I'd gained in moving away from New York City. No matter what else I might say about my hometown of Cobb, Texas (population 2,500), I definitely had fewer threats to my life here than I'd faced recently in Manhattan.

On the other hand, these days I seemed to be doing a lot more of the rescuing, myself.

"Katie!" a voice screeched from the other side of the office door. I took a deep breath and counted to ten as I waited for the inevitable. As I expected, a badly bleached head appeared in my office doorway. It was my sister-in-law, Sherri, otherwise known as The Evil Bitch Queen of the Universe. (And the fact that it was my other sister-in-law, Beth, the one who loves all mankind, who dubbed her that says a lot about Sherri.)

Luckily, I'd dealt with worse than Sherri during my time in New York. When you've fended off not only harpies but also my ex-boss Mimi, Sherri is in the minor leagues of evil. "What is it, Sherri?" I asked with exaggerated patience.

"You'd better go rescue a customer from your brother. I noticed his eyes were starting to glaze."

I wasn't sure what special skill I had that enabled me to take care of this when she couldn't. Considering the way she was dressed--a blouse dipping dangerously low and a pair of jeans that would probably cut her in two if she tried to do something crazy like sit down or bend over--she was well-equipped to create a good diversion so the customer could escape. But that might almost be work, so Sherri had to delegate it to me.

With a deep sigh, I got out of my desk chair and headed out into the store. "I'll take care of it." I didn't have to ask which brother it was, even though I had three of them. Frank, the eldest, didn't usually string together words in groups larger than five, which meant he couldn't trap a customer for long, and Dean, Sherri's husband, was as allergic to work as his wife was, so him tending to customers was highly unlikely.

That left Teddy, the youngest of the boys. Teddy took the feed and seed business very, very seriously. He was always conducting experiments to determine the absolute best fertilizer for each soil type or crop or to figure out which seed got the best results in various conditions. The problem was that he loved to share his knowledge in excruciating detail with anyone who had the bad luck to ask even the slightest question.

Sure enough, he had an elderly man cornered, and the poor man was most definitely in need of rescue from a classic Teddy dissertation on plant nutrition. "Teddy!" I called out as I approached them. I smiled as I took my brother's arm. "Sorry to interrupt, but have you got the network connection up and running again?"

Teddy blinked at me. "Oh, I guess I got sidetracked." He turned back as though to excuse himself from his victim, but the customer had already grabbed some plant food and was headed to the checkout and a put-upon-looking Sherri. I had a feeling she'd soon have to take a half-hour break to recover from the strain of serving a customer.

That was the kind of rescue work I'd been doing lately. Instead of spotting magical threats so my wizard friends could deal with them, I was rescuing customers from my overeager brother, rescuing the cash drawer from my evil sister-in-law, rescuing my brothers from my mother, rescuing my mother from her mother, and generally keeping things relatively sane at home and at our family farm-and-ranch supply store. A few months back here in Texas had made me realize why I'd been so good at juggling all the magical wackiness in my old job: it was downright calm compared to what I had to deal with back home.

"I should have this connection back up and running in no time," Teddy announced as he slid under my desk.

"Great. I have to do orders this afternoon, so I'll need Internet access." That was true, but what I was really desperate for was the lifeline to the world I'd left behind. I got antsy when I had to go too long without news from my friends in New York, especially news about a certain person in New York.

He was the main reason I'd come back home. Not because he'd broken my heart or jilted me or any of the other things that usually send women running for the comfort of home and hearth. No, Owen Palmer had proved his devotion to me to an extent that most men never have the chance to. He'd had to choose between stopping the bad guys and saving me, and he'd chosen me.

While I'm totally in favor of not being burned by magical flames, him choosing me was not a great move for our cause. Not only did it mean that the bad guys got away, but it also meant that they knew for sure what his greatest weakness was. Me. Being the hero's greatest weakness might sound wonderful in a romance novel, but in real life it's not nearly as much fun. For one thing, it tends to make you a target. For another, it means that you can't help but feel responsible for everything the bad guy does, since it's because of you that the bad guy is still on the loose.

So, I'd done what any noble heroine with her eyes on the big picture would do. I'd removed myself from the equation, leaving him free to fight the renegade dark wizard and his cronies without having to worry about me. As a result, I'd broken his heart by walking away. At least, I thought I might have. Not that I'd heard from him. I didn't really see him as the type to beg me to come back, and even if he was, I had a feeling he was under very strict orders from his boss not to go after me, but that didn't stop me from jumping whenever the phone rang or daydreaming about him walking into the store.

The phone rang, and as always my heart started racing, even though I knew there were thousands of other reasons for the store's phone to ring . . . and ring. Sherri had apparently taken that break I'd predicted, so I picked up the call from my desk. "Chandler Agricultural Supply," I said briskly. "How may I help you?"

"Katie, is that you?"

"Marcia!" Marcia was one of my New York roommates, and hearing her voice nearly brought tears to my eyes. Is it possible to be homesick when you're in the place where you grew up, surrounded by family? "What's going on?"

"I tried e-mailing you a couple of times this morning, but it keeps bouncing."

"Yeah, there's something wrong with our server or network, or something."

"It'll be fixed soon," came Teddy's muffled remark from under my desk.

"It should be fixed soon," I relayed to Marcia. "Is there something going on?"

"I had dinner with Rod last night, and I've got a little news." Rod Gwaltney was Owen's lifelong best friend, and he'd started dating Marcia at the start of the year. Considering that his previous relationships could be measured in hours, that meant that this was looking very serious, indeed.

"Oh, do tell. The kind of news that involves jewelry?"

"What? No! God, no. We're still not even calling each other boyfriend or girlfriend. Talking about rings would really send him running."

"Wow, you do have him figured out."

"Owen's been coaching me some."

My heart started pounding again, and I got a funny feeling in my stomach. "So you've seen him? How is he?"

"My, but someone sounds eager. I'll tell you if you stop asking questions."

"Sorry! Go on. I won't say another word."

"So, as I was saying, I had dinner with Rod last night, and I have a status report for you." I was dying to ask questions, but I bit my tongue because I knew I'd get the answers quicker if I kept my mouth shut. "There's been no news on the bad guy front, to the point that it almost looks like they've gone underground. Owen thinks something big's about to happen, and the bad guys are changing gears."

"Yeah, that's usually how it goes. Do they have any idea what might be coming?"

"Not yet, but Rod's getting worried about Owen. He's working really hard. He's not getting enough sleep, and while we're all trying to make sure he eats, I think he's losing weight, and you know he wasn't a huge guy to begin with."

That answered any question I might have had about his dedication to the cause. "Has he said anything about, well, you know, me?" I cringed inwardly at how pathetic I sounded, but I had to ask.

"Not really. Sorry. But you know, he doesn't say much about anything." I wasn't sure what I was looking for there. I knew I couldn't go back unless the bad guys were well and truly vanquished, no matter how much he begged, and I knew he wouldn't beg. That didn't mean I didn't miss him.

"Thanks for the update," I said with a sigh. "Keep up the good work and keep me posted about him . . . and about you and Rod." Marcia had only recently learned about the magical world, but she'd proven herself a gung ho sideline participant in the efforts to stop bad magic from spreading, even if her role thus far seemed to be relaying messages and making sure overworked wizards got a good meal every so often.

"Don't worry, I think you'll know if Rod makes a move toward commitment. Heaven and earth might be rent asunder. Not that I'm looking for a deep commitment at the moment. We're having fun. We have plenty of time to worry about getting serious. Besides, I'm not even sure I want to hook up with a wizard on a more permanent basis. That may just be a lot of hassle."

"Yeah, you could be right about that." I knew from personal experience that dating a wizard had its complications, especially if he was leading the fight against dark magic. "But keep me in the loop. I miss you guys."<br...

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  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0345492935
  • Publisher: Ballantine Books (April 29, 2008)
  • Sold by: Random House LLC
  • Language: English
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20 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Enchanted Inc, Book Four May 2, 2008
Format:Paperback
Katie Chandler left her job at Magic, Spells & Illusion, Inc. in New York to return to her hometown of Cobb, Texas (population 2,500). Not that she wanted to leave, but felt like it would be best for everyone, especially for Owen Palmer, the man she loved. Cobb is not on any major magical power lines, so the chances of any magical enemies showing up are between slim and none. Katie had lived her entire life in Cobb without seeing anything remotely strange. Of course, Katie slips back into her old life seamlessly. She lives on the family farm, works at the family store (Chandler Agricultural Supply), fends off her mother's attempts at matchmaking, and is totally bored! That changes when her mom comes home talking about the strange things happening in town; things no one else even seemed to notice but her.

Katie's first thought is a rogue wizard, but that is ridiculous. No major magical power lines mean weak spell casting, if any. The rest of the family wants to commit her mom, but Katie cannot help but wonder if her mom is an immune, like herself. So Katie goes into investigation mode. Sure enough, some hooded figure is casting minor spells and committing petty crimes. Katie reports the activity to her old boss Merlin (Yes, THAT Merlin!) and soon Sam, a friendly gargoyle from her past, shows up to scout around. Then Katie spies a magical advertisement in a local magazine. Phelan Idris has an online correspondence course set up and is teaching (to those with at least a small amount of magic and can actually see the ads he placed) how to work magic. This is not something Sam and Katie can deal with alone.

When Owen Palmer shows up to help out, Katie realizes that time and distance have not lessened her feelings for the powerful wizard.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Another clever installment May 1, 2008
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The fourth book in the Katie Chandler proves to be just as charming. Don't Hex with Texas is a great follow-up to Damsel Under Stress, which left Katie and Owen's lives hanging in the balance. A new cast of characters makes this book fresh. I'd really like to see a fifth book so we can continue to enjoy Katie's magical world!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Superb! July 12, 2008
By JD
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
I loved this fourth installment in the Enchanted, Inc series by Shanna Swendson...think of it as Bridget Jones meets Harry Potter set in the heart of Texas! Filled with humor, romance, and a great plot, I couldn't put this book down until I finished it!

This book is hilarious, and had me laughing out loud many times! Not to mention, that the love story between Katie and Owen is one of the best I've read in a very long time. This is the perfect summer/beach book and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for an easy, enjoyable read! And don't forget to pick up the other three books in the series (Enchanted, Inc. (Katie Chandler, Book 1),Once Upon Stilettos (Katie Chandler, Book 2), and Damsel Under Stress: A Novel.)

****Word has it that this might be the last in the Enchanted, Inc. Series!!! Buy this book today, and help spread the word about the Enchanted, Inc. series so Shanna Swendson's publisher will publish the next book in the series. We can't let the adventures of Katie Chandler, Owen Palmer, and the rest of the MSI gang disappear!!!****
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An excellent addition to the series May 2, 2008
Format:Paperback
I love this series and I think that Don't Hex with Texas was very nicely written without a bunch of extra nonsense written into it for no reason. I highly recommend this book. But do yourself a favor and start at the beginning with Enchanted, Inc.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars My Favorite of the Series! June 17, 2010
Format:Paperback
Normally I don't like it when an author moves the action in her series to a different setting, but this time it really worked! I know I'm a bit biased as a Texas girl myself, but moving the story from The Big Apple to the Lone Star State was just the shot-in-the-arm that the series needed. After leaving us unsure of what would become of our favorite non-magical bud Katie Chandler, Shanna Swendson gives us an enchanting story worthy of her earlier works!

Don't Hex with Texas is every bit the witty and effervescent read that Enchanted, Inc. was for me. This entire series is the embodiment of fun summer reading! The only downside to Don't Hex with Texas is that it ends. A little research has found that the publisher has no plans to publish Swendson's fifth book, and that is unfortunate. I am not through with Katie and Owen, but will have to imagine what comes next for them. Luckily Swendson masterfully tied up lose ends in Don't Hex with Texas while still leaving the possibility of another book open. Shanna Swendson is a fantastic storyteller!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Don't Hex With Texas!! February 15, 2009
By Valerie
Format:Paperback
Don't Hex With Texas is the fourth book in the "Katie Chandler" series, and as of right now, it's the last book that has been published in the series. The author does have plans for a fifth book, however the publisher is being a bit stingy with a commitment for it. (The author, Shanna Swendson, has said that she hasn't given up, and is still optimistic about getting the fifth one published.) That having been said, please don't feel like you have to wait to read this series until the fifth book is published. There are no huge cliff-hangers here, and enough ends are tied up to make this a more than satisfying end, yet there are just enough unanswered questions to make you curious and eager for more!

As I did with my reviews of the other 3 books, I'm going to give a brief "content" summary. (Everyone has different standards, and it can be difficult to know if a book is appropriate for a certain person or age group, so this is why I do this.) Content is about the same as the other books, although I would say this book is the "cleanest" in the series, with a only a few mild profanitys (nothing worse than b--ch, d-mn, etc). A very few mild innuendos. Katie has one or two thoughts that are just a bit off-color (nothing graphic). No bedroom scenes, but that doesn't mean there's not romance! :)

This series has been a breath of fresh air for me, and I am happy to say that it is now my favorite series. I've put all 4 books on my 'keeper' shelf, and I plan to re-read them. I really 'clicked' with the characters and story, it just completely pulled me in and enthralled me. It's been a couple weeks since I finished Don't Hex With Texas, and since then I've read three other books, but my thoughts just keep drifting back to Katie, Owen, and all the people at MSI....
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5.0 out of 5 stars So Good!
I really enjoyed this instalment of the series! Katie is back in Texas, living at home and working in the family store again. The Magic follows her though. Read more
Published 17 days ago by S. Lacey
5.0 out of 5 stars Wizards in Training
Another delightful story of Katie And Owen. I sure hope in the next story they really get together. Thoroughly enjoyed this book.
Published 25 days ago by Mary Roya
4.0 out of 5 stars More magical fun
This is one of my favorites in the series. Yes, there are a few things you have to suspend judgment on (like how the family could possibly have not noticed that certain people... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Gwendolyn M. Christensen
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book
It is a fun, easy read. Good conclusion to the series. I would recommend this book and the whole series to others.
Published 7 months ago by codder9
5.0 out of 5 stars Katie Chandler Books are Fun!
If you are looking for a paranormal romance this is a series worth checking out! It has mystery, suspense, romance, and a wide variety of interesting characters you will end up... Read more
Published 9 months ago by Tabatha R. Wheeler
3.0 out of 5 stars Love This Series!
I love this series! It starts with Enchanted Inc. and in my opinion it is best to read it from the beginning. Read more
Published 11 months ago by 1110cg
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Entertaining
I really enjoy this entire series. The relationship between Owen and Katie is fun. Can't wait to read the next one!
Published 14 months ago by SKJSDJ
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun, fun, fun
This is a great escape book, full of magic, humor, fun, and romance. I love it so much, I have both the hard copy and an ecopy on my Nook.
Published 14 months ago by Alicia
4.0 out of 5 stars Good read
This is an amusing series and I've really enjoyed it. There are a few inconsistencies, but they're minor and don't distract from the story.
Published 16 months ago by Nori Lamphere
5.0 out of 5 stars Another great book in the series!
I love this series - but if you stumble onto this book without reading the ones before it, please check out the first three books...Enchanted, Inc. Read more
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Shanna Swendson writes humorous contemporary fantasy for Ballantine Books and pop culture essays for BenBella Books. She's the author of Enchanted, Inc., Once Upon Stilettos, and Damsel Under Stress, and has contributed to Flirting With Pride and Prejudice, Welcome to Wisteria Lane, So Say We All and Serenity Found. When she's not writing, she's usually discussing books and television on the Internet. She's a member of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America and Romance Writers of America. Visit her web site at www.shannaswendson.com

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