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Bill Schmalfeldt (Author)

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June 21, 2010
It was just about three weeks after his 45th birthday in 2000 when Bill Schmalfeldt was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. In 2007 while working at a federal agency as a writer and podcaster, telling other people about the importance of clinical trials, Bill heard about and volunteered for an experimental brain surgery to determine whether or not "deep brain stimulation" could be done on patients in the earlier stages of the disease. This is the story of Bill's "Parkinson's Decade" from being diagnosed in 2000, to having the surgery in 2007, through today. The story is told in a humorous, satirical, almost jovial style considering the fact that Bill's motor skills and cognition continue to degenerate. Bill has promised to donate 100 percent of the author's proceeds from the sale of this book to the National Parkinson Foundation and the Charles DBS Research Fund at Vanderbilt University Medical Center. You can read Bill's blog at http://parkinsondiary.com.

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Currently a writer-editor for the U.S. Federal Government, Bill's condition has made it necessary for him to work from home since mid-2009. He is also the author of "Hunky Dunk," "Undercover Trucker: How I Saved America by Truckin' Towels for the Taliban," "...by the people..." and he co-authored "End Times: A Comedy in Two Acts" with his late twin brother, Bob. This is his first effort at non-fiction.

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Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 2000 at age 45, for Bill Schmalfeldt PD was "just a concept" for the first several years. As his condition worsened and he went to work for the US Federal Government's premiere Medical Research Agency, Bill began to search for clinical research trials that might shed some light on his disease -- afflicting 1.5 million Americans with 50- to 60-thousand new diagnoses each year. He found that for most clinical trials, he either had "too much" Parkinson's disease or "not enough."

At length, he found one that fit perfectly. It was a phase one trial of Deep Brain Stimulation in Early Parkinson's Disease at Vanderbilt University Medical Center. According to the inclusion/exclusion requirements, he was a perfect candidate. One catch... if he were to be one of the 15 people randomized to the surgical group, he would have to undergo brain surgery for the implantation of the DBS devices.

After discussing it with his neurologist and family, Bill decided to enroll in the trial in 2007. He was, in fact, randomized to the surgical group and had the surgery in June 2007.

His book "Put On Your Parky Face" tells the story of Bill's journey, from blog and diary entries at the time. He takes you into the operating room with him as he remains awake for the seven-hour brain surgery. He writes about the highs, the lows, the good days and the bad ones. He writes with a twinkle in his eye and with a sense of humor that makes one wonder how one can write such a funny book about such a serious subject.

DBS is not a cure for PD and Bill's disease continues to progress. He is filing for early disability retirement from his government agency. In the meantime, he hopes to use this book and other means to raise awareness about Parkinson's disease.

100 percent of the author proceeds from the sale of this book will be donated to the National Parkinson Foundation and the Charles DBS Research Fund at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.

Check out Bill's other titles as well...

Why I Hate America, Freedom and Everything Decent
Can You BE A Tea Party Member and STILL Call Yourself CHRISTIAN?
Undercover Trucker
Hunky Dunk
End Times
"...by the people..."
Outrageous Accusations and Damnable Lies

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