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Double Agent 73

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1 star:		(2)

 

 

Chesty Morgan is the most uncomfortable woman alive. She never seems to fit into any of the atrocious outfits she wears. She always looks uncomfortable and in between her bad wig, bad dentures and bad acting she is a sight to behold. I love Chesty Morgan and could not reccommend this brilliant film more!

First off, I love Doris Wishman. She was an incredible filmmaker due to the fact that she made a living in a male dominated world of exploitation ... films. Unfortunately Doris Wishman passed away in August of 2002. All of her films should be remembered. This one would be hard to forget!

Where Wishman found the incredible Chesty Morgan is something that should be researched. ... When I first saw this film my jaw dropped to the floor. Her breasts are on ample display throughout this incredibly tacky film. In every scene she disrobes, or should I say releases those mammoth breasts for the whole audience to see.

I must say, this isn't a sex movie. Their isn't really any sex in the film. Although you will blush when Chesty removes her top fifteen times to photograph secret documents and victims she's murdered by suffocating them with her, well, you can figure it out!

You see, Chesty is a secret agent. She has a camera surgically implanted in her breast. When she has to take a picture she disrobes and grabs her [breast] at which point you will hear a shutter click. This movie is so far out there it feels like you've dreamed the whole experience of watching it. It is truly unbelievable! Chesty is not to be reckoned with. Her acting is horrible, Her clothes are horrible, Her wig is horrible, And the person who told her to take downers while shooting this film is horrible. In every scene she looks like she's about to doze off or pass out. I guess when you carry around 73' breasts you tend to get drowsy. In one amazing scene where she mustered up enough energy to move, She wacks a guy unconcious with her [breast].

I really love this movie. ... Bright colors and ugly furniture. You have to love it. Doris Wishman hit gold with this movie. It was a huge hit in it's initial run. Chesty never did a film with Wishman after this one. Chesty faded away into obscurity after this. In attempts to contact her they were unsuccessful. I wonder what she is up to now? Next time you're walking down the street and you see a woman with a huge bust and a wig on, Watch out! It could be Agent Morgan.

Doris Wishman R.I.P. 19??-2002
We will never forget you babe!

One thing can be said in all fairness and accuracy -- the star of this
low-budget nudie movie, Chesty Morgan (AKA Lillian
Wilczkowsky) has the biggest breasts in Hollywood! Maybe even
in the country. She measures a whopping 73-26-36! Her breasts
are incredible! But unfortunately, her breasts are the real stars in
this rather ridiculous sexploitation movie. Her Polish accent was
so thick and incoherent that her voice had to be dubbed in.
(Actually, all the actors' voices look dubbed in -- their dialog is
out of sync with their lips.) Her face is wooden and expressionless
and she lumbers around gracelessly, seemingly exhausted from the
burdensome weight of her huge appendages.

The writer-producer-director, Doris Wishman, is evidently a
female combination of Roger Corman, Edward D. Wood, Jr. and
Russ Meyer, all rolled into one! (But without Corman's directing
talent or Wood's charming ineptness, although she does seem to
have Meyer's fascination for really big breasts.)

This DVD has scant bonus material. Just the movie trailer for this
movie and one for its predecessor Deadly Weapons, a soundless
montage of movie posters of other Wishman films, a `50s era
"documentary" of stripper Tempest Storm having her own rather
impressive breasts cast in plaster, and a scene index. A
commentary by Wishman or Morgan would have been nice, and
would have made this DVD worth its price. As it is, it's just for
really big fans of really big breasts. And that's not so bad!

Yup, this movie is total nonsense. If youre looking at this page, you probably know what youre getting into though as far as content. Definitely has some humorous moments.

As always, Something Weird's presentation is faultless; theyre one of the best companies around for this kind of movie market. Great looking print, lots of extras.

So, my rating is thus: 1/2 a star per movie (since there are two in this set) and 2 stars for Something Weird's presentation.

I don't really like porn films or "nudie-cuties", but I do like BAD films, and this really, really tops the lot - and that's saying something because I have seen a lot of trash in my life, but nothing has ever dropped as low as Doris Wishman's "Double Agent 73"

Chesty Morgan...what can I say? A cult name, a piece of cinema history, but a woman with no discernable talent above a mammoth sized pair of breasts. The whole film is a vehicle for Chesty, but sadly she can't act. In fact she seems incapable of walking in a straight line, sitting down, getting up, taking a shower or even opening a door without looking confused and/or apparently forgetting how to do it. This is actually a sequel to the first Wishman/Morgan epic, "Deadly Weapons", but the story and characters are not related, and this one is actually the sillier of the two because the plot here tries to set Chesty Morgan up as a special government agent, and with her lack of acting skills, the result is far more hilarious than the mousy character she played in the first film.

I won't (can't!) detail the plot, but basically, Chesty "plays" Jane Genet, a super-spy given the mission of tracking down members of a criminal gang. Her objective is to bump them off and photograph them with a camera she has hidden in her left boob. You'll be agape with horror at the many, many pointless shots of Chesty with her massive cleavage on display, or topless and with the full extent of her naked bust filling the screen over and over again. It only adds to the spectacle that Chesty isn't really that attractive (she's no spring chicken, but rather flabby around the tum and sporting a ludicrous "blonde-bombshell" wig), plus she's kitted out in the most hellish, frilly, spotty 1970's fashions ever seen, along with the giant clunky platform shoes that she can't seem to do without in every single scene. If you can stand to watch as the film hobbles though one disasterously staged scene after another, you'll be treated to Chesty killing a guy by rubbing her poisoned boobs in his face, flinging a deadly earring at another, blowing a lock by jabbing a lit match into a blob of colourful modelling clay, and much much more. But this isn't just bad film-making, this is way below what even an enthusiastic amatuer could produce. On a practical note, Wishman's total lack of talent makes the already wafer thin plot sink into incomprehensibility on several occasions, underneath the weight of so many cut corners and messed up shots. Note the following:
1. Doris Wishman can't shoot synch-sound, so she keeps her actor's faces off-screen as much as she can whenever a conversation is taking place. This results in most of the film's dialogue being played over endless shots of feet and shoes, hands holding telephones, backs of heads, walls, lamps, and close-up cleavage.
2. She also can't focus a camera and many, many shots are completely blurred.
3. She also can't edit, resulting in highly confusing leaps and jump-cuts that leave you totally bewildered.
4. Oh yes, and she also can't direct. And when Chesty can't act, the onscreen result is pure madness. Chesty can be clearly be seen looking for her cues, apparently being told what to do as she goes along. There were seemingly no rehearsals, as the actors continually move out of frame, resulting in the camera wobbling wildly to keep them in the frame.

Put all that together and this is a film of staggering poorness. If you can stand to watch all 75 minutes of it, give yourself a pat on the back. But if you're anything like me, you could be on comedy heaven at the amount of idiocy on display. In fact there were so many goofs and blunders on display that I ended up watching it twice to catch the ones I missed first time around. I bet not many people can say that. This would probably be a camp classic if poor Chesty Morgan seemed to be having fun making the film, but she doesn't. She stumbles around doing what shes been told, looking totally wretched and self conscious. Despite her top billed crowd-pulling assets, her unhappy countenance and lack of any discernible personality leaves her with zero sex-appeal and zero screen prescence. I hope she made some money out of this sorry experience, and I'd also like to thank her for her contribution to what have to be THE worst (and therefore among the funniest ) cult movies ever seen!

wowwww! a cinematic wonder of big boobie action! zowie!

Funny,Weird, stupid and sometimes boring. some action. Lots of voices Dubbed, The only thing worth watching is the seemingly unreal Chesty Morgan.
It's good to watch if you got nothing to do. I kind feel bad for her, cause all the weight of her front was probably killing her back? I remember her being brought to my attention because of the Movie "Serial Mom". Either way if your into obscure films or films of this nature, Or just want to watch something different it's okay.

I have been a fan of Chesty Morgan`s for a very long time.I didn`t think her movies were around anymore,so I was quite sur
prised to find it.And at the same time I figured if it was still around I could get
it through Amazon.com.

jonnie

This DVD is a Chesty Morgan double feature. Both are low budget guilty pleasures. Who doesn't want to watch in anticipation of Chesty Morgan removing her top and bra whatever the situation. In "Deadly Weapons" she uses her big soft 'weapons' to avenge the murder of her boyfriend by some two bit gangsters. In "Double Agent 73" (I can guess what the 73 is for) she goes after a secret spy ring to catch their leader using a hidden camera to document her progress. Guess where the camera is hidden.

This movie has two things going for it, the one on the left and the one on the right. Chesty (very good descriptive name) Morgan and her 73" chest are back in a sequel to the movie "Deadly Weapons." Once again, every imaginable excuse is used for Chesty to bare her chest and the camera is often focused on her chest whether it is bare or not.
In this movie Chesty is given the task of breaking up a heroin ring and capturing the ringleader. To facilitate her task, a camera is placed in her left breast and to use it she must of course bare it and then press it in the right location. Making the situation even more ludicrous, the camera is also a bomb, so unknown to Chesty, her booby is self-referentially booby-trapped.
The fashions are horrendous, the acting even worse and the intelligence of the plot even lower. The car chase scene is a definite candidate for the worst chase scene ever filmed. A high point is when Chesty swings her bare breast at a male opponent, knocking him down and giving him a headache. When I was in high school, my male friends and I would joke about the busty girls being so top-heavy that it would be dangerous to be next to them when they were startled, for a quick spin might be dangerous. In those circumstances, that was a dumb teenage joke, but in the case of Chesty, it could be a genuine risk. She is huge and you wonder if the unhappy expression she often has is due to the strain and pain of having to remain upright.
This is a bad movie, although it is a good choice for a bad movie fest where a bunch of young guys get together, drink beer and make hooting noises at the screen. It is definitely not a movie to show in mixed company.