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Ash Riot is standing on the edge of the George Washington Bridge, waiting for sunrise. This is where his story will end. But before it ends, he will testify. He will tell you how it all begins. He will tell you what brings the most famous voice in the world up to a bridge like this.
He’ll tell you how he just graduated from college after wandering lost among the chosen ones his entire life. And how he may have just been charged with a righteous task by God Himself. Or he may have just been dead of an overdose and hallucinating. Either way, he’ll tell you he is on a mission. He’ll tell you that it is righteous because we are all righteous.
He will tell you the story of his rise to fame as a media-messiah through his platform of hate and rage. He’ll tell you about shepherding his flock through a modern Babylon and about trying to fashion a better world. About shopping cart bowling and how there are too many decisions to be made when buying milk and about girls and friendship and about a cattle drive in an Audi A-8.
He will tell you to kill yourselves. He will tell you it is the only answer. But, if you’re really listening, you’ll prove him wrong.
Written while in college, Ethan Hunter’s Double Spaced Anachronistic Propaganda In Times New Roman is an insightful, witty, sometimes-hilarious debut novel about searching for your place in the world and finding you don’t have one. It is offensive and brutal and it swings for the fences every time it’s at the plate. And those are just three of the reasons you should read it.
Ethan Hunter is the multi-award winning writer and director of the indie-darling For Catherine. He also writes for the bi-weekly comic The Cutting Room, the daily episodic What I Learned Today and the when-he-gets-around-to-it serial Universal Monsters. He has two feature films currently in development; he has some secret projects he doesn’t want to talk about yet in case he screws them up and sometimes he just likes to cuddle.
He used to be a Taurus but these days he’s not so sure.
He thinks writing about himself in the third-person is weird.
He loves you all just a little more than he hates you.
He’ll tell you how he just graduated from college after wandering lost among the chosen ones his entire life. And how he may have just been charged with a righteous task by God Himself. Or he may have just been dead of an overdose and hallucinating. Either way, he’ll tell you he is on a mission. He’ll tell you that it is righteous because we are all righteous.
He will tell you the story of his rise to fame as a media-messiah through his platform of hate and rage. He’ll tell you about shepherding his flock through a modern Babylon and about trying to fashion a better world. About shopping cart bowling and how there are too many decisions to be made when buying milk and about girls and friendship and about a cattle drive in an Audi A-8.
He will tell you to kill yourselves. He will tell you it is the only answer. But, if you’re really listening, you’ll prove him wrong.
Written while in college, Ethan Hunter’s Double Spaced Anachronistic Propaganda In Times New Roman is an insightful, witty, sometimes-hilarious debut novel about searching for your place in the world and finding you don’t have one. It is offensive and brutal and it swings for the fences every time it’s at the plate. And those are just three of the reasons you should read it.
Ethan Hunter is the multi-award winning writer and director of the indie-darling For Catherine. He also writes for the bi-weekly comic The Cutting Room, the daily episodic What I Learned Today and the when-he-gets-around-to-it serial Universal Monsters. He has two feature films currently in development; he has some secret projects he doesn’t want to talk about yet in case he screws them up and sometimes he just likes to cuddle.
He used to be a Taurus but these days he’s not so sure.
He thinks writing about himself in the third-person is weird.
He loves you all just a little more than he hates you.
