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To whom it may concern:
This organizer is the property of Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist. Regardless of how it may have come into your possession, I would greatly appreciate your self-control in not opening it and poring over its contents. That would be like going through your grown son's backpack or steaming open your ex-wife's unforwarded mail, to name two completely fictional examples I've made up off the top of my head. I mean, a person often carries things in his organizer that are not meant for public viewing. Like:
The rejection letter from Opera News for my proposed article, "Are the Three Tenors Codependent?"
Some of the songs I've written for my folk-rock group, Katz and Jammers. I'm especially proud of "Johnny Talltree, Mining Man." You'll smell the sweat!
The menu for the coffee bar I want to open when I retire. Jonathan's Big-Bite Biscotti, anyone?
Some notes for my self-help book, Stop Hurting Your Own Feelings!
A traffic ticket received by someone who apparently took my car for a "joyride." Someone who looks a lot like my son, Ben.
An invitation to an art show by one of my patients, "Fifty Ways to Kill Your Therapist."
A list of potential careers for my son, Ben. I can dream, Can't I?
So you can see why it's very important that should you find this book, you do not read it . Please do not take it home and go through every paragraph, laughing your head off, highlighting the items you find funniest, calling your friends to read them the juicy parts. And Ben, if you should happen to find this book, well, I think I understand your feelings. And we can talk about it son. Okay?
Dr. Jonathan Katz
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5.0 out of 5 stars
A passionate book about life, love, and losers.,
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This review is from: Dr Katzs Me at a Glance (Paperback)
This is a book about a man and his mission in life: to blunder around and sing a little bit in between shows. Filled with lyrics about things that describe how, I think, we all feel when sitting in a bathtub. This book is humourful, and yet it is a tragically accurate depiction of modern culture and one man caught in the frenzy of it all. This is a book that speaks to the heart, and it screams out "I'm lonely". Read this while your drunk, it's better that way. You'll cry, you'll, um, chuckle, but you'll love "Me at a Glance"
3.0 out of 5 stars
Okay, if you're starved for Katz - but not sensational,
By John Emm "kissfan" (New Jersey) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Dr Katzs Me at a Glance (Paperback)
This has some decent chuckles in it, but struck me as a small idea stretched a little thin. Also, not apparently written by Jonathan Katz, but rather written in the style of the TV show's sense of humor.
Okay for a Katz fanatic, but not altogether fulfulling.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Jason Plon,
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This review is from: Dr Katzs Me at a Glance (Paperback)
I loved this book. it is the best book I have ever read
Dr. Katz A.K.A Mr. every thing is hilarous. I reccomend this book to anyone whoes anyone
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