68 of 75 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
If dragons could wear t-shirts, this is the one they would wear., May 20, 2009
This review is from: Black Dragon T-Shirt 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt Pre-Shrunk. Black,Large (Apparel)
This is, without a doubt, the best black shirt with an angry monochrome dragon perched on two natural pillars on a cliff that I have ever seen. I know that when I get married, this is the undershirt I'll wear. The amount of awesome displayed on your chest canvas while wearing this shirt, obviously a shirt given to man by Zeus himself, is currently impossible to calculate using our current mathematical constructs. We actually need to devise a new form of mathematics which we should call Wurm Theory in order to parse the data.
I'm going to explain to you what it's like wearing this shirt. Each separate occasion merits a new stage of awesomeness being unlocked.
First wearing - You hear Sean Connery's voice command you to be the greatest. Whether you want to or not, while this shirt is on your back you will comply.
Second wearing - The best theme song of all time is instantly created for you and sung by the dragon on your shirt which, contrary to what you would assume, has an awe-inspiring singing voice.
Third wearing - You ascend to a higher level of consciousness.
Fourth wearing - The "what came first, the chicken or the egg" riddle is conclusively solved.
Fifth wearing - Zeus reveals his master plan and the meaning of life.
Sixth wearing - You get like, $0.20 off all your Starbucks purchases, and some places even let you take the cup you used the day before and knock an additional $0.05 if you use that.
PROS: Dragon on your shirt, Sean Connery finally gets some steady work again
CONS: Some of the independently-owned Starbucks don't let you do the used cup thing.
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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Great Quality but small, December 22, 2006
This review is from: Black Dragon T-Shirt 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt Pre-Shrunk. Black,Large (Apparel)
I couldn't believe how nice this t-shirt was. The material is very nice and the dragon is great. Jumps off the shirt. I'm glad it was pre-shrunk though, 'cause it ran a bit small and there was not room at all for shrinkage.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Almost Awesome, May 24, 2009
This review is from: Black Dragon T-Shirt 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt Pre-Shrunk. Black,Large (Apparel)
See, that's a pretty cool dragon on the shirt made even more bad by the fact that it's all in monochromatic styling. Plus the way it has it's arms (or whatever you call a dragon's appendages) up like it's just about to spring on you...I'm literally almost scared. But then I notice there is no fire coming from its mouth and I start to wonder...why is he not burning my eyebrows off? Does he have a sore throat, maybe some bronchitis or something that's keeping him from turning the snow on to vapor? Because, if that's the case, then I'll have plenty of time to take out my bow and arrow and pierce his heart. For I'll have no fire to fear!
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