Customer Reviews

Black Dragon T-Shirt 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt Pre-Shrunk. Black,Large

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This is, without a doubt, the best black shirt with an angry monochrome dragon perched on two natural pillars on a cliff that I have ever seen. I know that when I get married, this is the undershirt I'll wear. The amount of awesome displayed on your chest canvas while wearing this shirt, obviously a shirt given to man by Zeus himself, is currently impossible to calculate using our current mathematical constructs. We actually need to devise a new form of mathematics which we should call Wurm Theory in order to parse the data.

I'm going to explain to you what it's like wearing this shirt. Each separate occasion merits a new stage of awesomeness being unlocked.

First wearing - You hear Sean Connery's voice command you to be the greatest. Whether you want to or not, while this shirt is on your back you will comply.

Second wearing - The best theme song of all time is instantly created for you and sung by the dragon on your shirt which, contrary to what you would assume, has an awe-inspiring singing voice.

Third wearing - You ascend to a higher level of consciousness.

Fourth wearing - The "what came first, the chicken or the egg" riddle is conclusively solved.

Fifth wearing - Zeus reveals his master plan and the meaning of life.

Sixth wearing - You get like, $0.20 off all your Starbucks purchases, and some places even let you take the cup you used the day before and knock an additional $0.05 if you use that.

PROS: Dragon on your shirt, Sean Connery finally gets some steady work again
CONS: Some of the independently-owned Starbucks don't let you do the used cup thing.

I couldn't believe how nice this t-shirt was. The material is very nice and the dragon is great. Jumps off the shirt. I'm glad it was pre-shrunk though, 'cause it ran a bit small and there was not room at all for shrinkage.

"OMG, phew, it's just your t-shirt. You scared me! I though there was a freaky dragon that was gonna eat me. Wow, I feel sorta...funny. Wanna come back to my place?"

Trips to the grocery store will never be the same.

See, that's a pretty cool dragon on the shirt made even more bad by the fact that it's all in monochromatic styling. Plus the way it has it's arms (or whatever you call a dragon's appendages) up like it's just about to spring on you...I'm literally almost scared. But then I notice there is no fire coming from its mouth and I start to wonder...why is he not burning my eyebrows off? Does he have a sore throat, maybe some bronchitis or something that's keeping him from turning the snow on to vapor? Because, if that's the case, then I'll have plenty of time to take out my bow and arrow and pierce his heart. For I'll have no fire to fear!

I bought this as a gift for my nephew. He's not a person who shows excitement easily, so when he stood up and said "Wow, cool!" about a dozen times, I knew I had bought the right shirt. The image encompasses most of the shirt and is really cool. His brother was jealous and will probably buy one too. Highly recommend. I did buy it a size bigger than my nephew normally wears because he's about 6'7" and that was a good idea because it fit him.

This is a really killer shirt. Is ALOT better looking in person than the photo can give.

This T-shirt is very cool with unique design and good fabric..Also the store service is excellent and shipping was fast to my country Egypt. My teenager son was extremely happy with it and I had to purchase another one (the breakthrough shark T-shirt) which is also an amazing one.
I strongly recommend the T-shirt and of course the store for any one seeking good items and prompt service..

This is an awsome T-shirt, my son loves it!! He loves dragons, drawing them, reading about them etc. So when we saw this dragon shirt we had to get it. This seller is a very good seller. Shipping was only 3 working days with the weekend in between them. It came fast! Will buy from this seller again.

Sure, I'd started out innocently enough, noticing how hot ladies flocked to low-life mall suckas with enough coin to drop $8.95 on a Three Wolf shirt, so I invested in the Rip-Out Bear shirt and it nearly cost me my life. I wrestled that slavering bear-god and won, and felt pretty cocky as I challenged weak-a** animal shirt punks up and down Bell Road in tha North Hizzie. I became addicted to the adoration and fear that I left in my wake whenever I took my bear out for some air, but that all changed when I saw this premium, hand-dyed piece of sheer mind-blowing mythicness... I knew I had to possess the fire! Or should I say her fire possessed me; I write this review as a dire warning of a burning love gone wrong, a plea to all who are enticed by her environmentally safe, water based inks. Don't get hooked, brother.

The Mountain's Black Dragon shirt is like chocolate covered crack to your fragile man-ego. Once you slip on this smoky succubus of 100% cotton goodness and enjoy the leather-feel label caressing your spine, you'll know it's so comfortable there's never a need to cut it out. It's seductive, baby. Deadly seductive.

But watch out - they should sell this shirt with flame-retardent gloves and a welding mask. Oh, it's nice to be chillin' at the Rock Bottom patio in your new dragon shirt, lighting your Marlboro Reds by pressing them against your chest, but it's not so cool when some dude in a Bush/Cheney '04 shirt strolls by and a column of pure hellfire blasts out the front of your shirt, incinerating him and absolutely ruining your plate of Titan Toothpicks. Try getting a manager to comp them while they're sweeping up bits of charcoaled neocon. It sucks, man, but I love her.

If I'd known how politically sensitive this scaly she-beast was, I might have thought twice before buying her. I can only feel safe for others wearing this in a Trader Joe's or a Prius dealership, and I don't even dare take her out to a monster truck rally or the gun show. It'd be an apocalypse of fiery reptilian death - she can smell how you voted from a block away, and Lord help you if you have an anti-Obahama bumper sticker on your Hummer. Say hello to your new pile of smoking wreckage.

For those of you with an appetite for destruction, I say go for this special order item. She's available in various sizes, but I recommend only one: Gargantuan. Because that'd have to be the size of your cojones if you even dare to hit that 1-Click order button, son.

Don't say I didn't spell it for you.

My son thought this was a cool shirt, dragon graphic. Shirt is washed/pre-shrunk, 100% heavyweight cotton. The black shirt looks great.