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113 of 117 people found the following review helpful
on March 7, 2007
"Interesting. The force of gravity is 9.8 meters per second squared on this planet, but not in space. I wonder if 'Space' really exists?"

This is the first line of dialogue, and the rest of the book reads the same: like a joke, but without a punchline. Trying to be witty, trying to be creative, trying to be philosophical, but instead resulting in a fiery ball of disaster under the massive ego of an Asian-supremacist furry fetishist with a persecution complex. Eng is notoriously known by professors and students alike for his insane outbursts in college and taking himself far, far more seriously than anyone describing a script about an anthropomorphic mantis fighting a pegasus ever should. And this book is not just taken seriously, but taken as something of pride which Eng feared would by stolen by other authors seeking to leech off his brilliance before he could attain the glorious title of "Published Author." But then, is it really an accomplishment to publish a book when you have to actually pay the publisher to do it?

Enough about the author, the book is terrible. It seems to grasp the idea of a beginning, middle, and ending, but little else about the art of storytelling. Its attempts at creativity are akin to a five year-old having a massive battle with his action figures: he grabbed a bunch of other people's archetypes and put them in a bizarre configuration of events imitating his favorite books and movies. And like a child going on about how his dinosaur from the distant future is about to fight a ghost cowboy, the kid is rarely coherent and really only amusing themselves. The points where it tries to wax philosophically are silly enough to make even a child roll their eyes. The dialogue is stiff and hackneyed, riddled with lines you couldn't say aloud with gagging. People whip out books and start reading to one another in the middle of fight scenes.

Obnoxious, worthless, [...]. Avoid it at all costs, no matter how many negative reviews he deletes.
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83 of 86 people found the following review helpful
on August 4, 2006
I'm going to have to go against the overwhelming number of positive reviews for this work and say that I didn't really enjoy it as much as everyone else did. It was basically a rehash of the old fantasy/dragons template with a pseudo-science fiction twist. The author had some pretty interesting ideas in this book, but all of them were poorly-conceived and clumsily-executed. Not to mention that the characters and setting, while initially surprising, quickly and permanently settled into the stale tropes that had been mined so recently by other works such as Eragon.

The main character is Dennagon, your standard sword-wielding fantasy protagonist who works as some sort of guard. His Maguffin object is the fabled Lexicon, a magic/technological item that is supposed to have infinite knowledge. Opposing him in this quest is robot dragon known as Drekkenoth, who wishes to destroy the Lexicon to prevent knowledge from coming into the world. Over the course of the story, Dennagon develops allies to help him combat the evil Drekkenoth.

These characters, needless to say, are flat. Dennagon is a wide-eyed seeker of knowledge while Drekkenoth is a soulless, eternally-manipulative evil mastermind. Attempts to develop them are vain at best and chances are the author doesn't really consider them to be living, breathing dwellers of his fictional `World'.

The only compliment I can sincerely offer to this piece is that it addresses many interesting philosophical points. It addresses them clumsily, robotically, and without any flair for elocution or even anything more than flat dissertations. But they are interesting, and unique for a fantasy work.

All in all, Dragon: Lexicon Triumvirate is simply not in the ranks of Tolkien, or Isaac Asimov, or Terry Pratchett, even. It's not Douglas Adams or J.K. Rowling or Diana Wynne Jones. In fact, it's barely as good as Christopher Paolini's Eragon trilogy. Personally, I would recommend either one of those authors over this one, because Dragon: Lexicon Triumvirate is simply a bland, boring book.
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70 of 72 people found the following review helpful
on July 30, 2005
Straight to it: DLT, one star out of five; plot is slow and thick; characters are too "far out;" writing style undeveloped; settings are unbelievable (even for fantasy); cover is (pardon this word) "cheesy;" one good thing about it (pointed out by Jerry Wright aka "Mr. Bewildered") is that the book itself is well done, with good binding and paper, unfortunately for the writer, thought, that part has nothing to do with him.
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
on May 4, 2010
I was surprised to see so many five starred reviews for this book. When I looked a little further I noticed that while the reviewers who ranked the book as not very good were obviously real people who had done many other reviews, the majority of the good reviews came from screenames that had never done another book review on Amazon before or since. So be warned, the good reviews were put here obviously by somebody trying to pump up this books rating on here.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
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Everything from the pacing to the characterization is too outlandish to take seriously and any attempts to read it as a serious work of fiction led to a headache within a minute. In truth, it read more like a farce (and that is often times a stretch) and can only be enjoyed in the same fashion as the movies mocked in the mystery science theater 3000 could be.
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68 of 88 people found the following review helpful
Kenneth Eng is an author for our times, and "Dragons: Lexicon Triumverate" is a novel for our times. Concerned with heady concepts like the nature of reality, logical evolution, and how dragons are totally wicked sweet, Eng's book is a tour-de-force of barely-constrained fetishism, and an observant reader can imagine precisely when Eng's hands left the keyboard to begin frenetically masturbating over his own furious fantasies of being a mighty scaled warlord and totally slaughtering tons of humans. Basically what you wind up with is a fantasy novel as penned by your average MySpace user; disjointed, full of ridiculous concepts and pseudo-intellectual rhetoric, all wrapped up in a tight bundle of self-righteousness and topped off with a delicious cherry of incoherence.

I've seen heavy metal album covers that had more substance.

-hx
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
on June 4, 2013
After viewing the cover of this modern classic, one might ask themselves "Who would the dragons need to carry swords if they have guns?" and then quickly challenge the question with another "if the dragons are superior to humans, why are they carrying human weapons?"
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
on June 4, 2013
This book is probably the greatest piece of literature I've ever read; Rowling nor Tolkien have anything on Eng. I remember the first time I opened its gold plated covers to discover inside the epitome of human culture and knowledge, shining back at me. Literally; the pages glow like the soul of Eragon himself, guiding you along on this path of self realization. I'll probably never read anything ever again after this, mostly because the book made me so self aware that I'm now stuck in the singularity waiting for the rest of humanity to catch up in evolution.

Pros:
Bestows the knowledge of all the universe in one sitting.

Cons:
Not enough dragon sex, so if you're looking for some lizard loving this isn't the book for you.

All in all, I'd recommend it to anyone looking for a good read. I lent it to my grandmother last week and she immediately ascended to the 7th plane.
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35 of 56 people found the following review helpful
on October 25, 2005
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As to the book itself, it really is not worth the hubbub that it seems to have generated here at Amazon... it's very thickly written, almost as if the author is trying to impress someone... in reality, this comes off as pretentious, and does the exact opposite, at the cost of his cobbled-together story line. The author claims to have written this in speedy fashion, and quite frankly, it shows-- advice: slow down, the (literary) life you save could be your own.
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35 of 62 people found the following review helpful
on May 18, 2006
It's amazing how this blows and sucks, all at the same time! Didn't think it was possible, but yes, this book actually blows AND sucks! It'll huff, it'll puff, and it'll blow... period.
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