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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Phenomenal
Using this product makes you feel that hand-free ejaculation (similar to having actual sex with a female); as males, we know there are different feelings in the way we ejaculate. An example is, if we use our hands then it (ejaculation) will feel dull after a while, and plus you have to waste tissues/paper towels, which can be used for something else around the house. More...
Published 24 months ago by Carlos Robinson

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Not Worth It
First off, the product just doesn't work. The up and down motion is nowhere near enough to mimic thrusting or sucking. I tried using this product multiple times with the same ending. I just had to use something else. Don't get this unless you feel like wasting money.
Published 5 months ago by A. Nonny Moose


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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Phenomenal, March 3, 2010
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Using this product makes you feel that hand-free ejaculation (similar to having actual sex with a female); as males, we know there are different feelings in the way we ejaculate. An example is, if we use our hands then it (ejaculation) will feel dull after a while, and plus you have to waste tissues/paper towels, which can be used for something else around the house. More on that hands-free feeling, I know whoever you are that's reading this have had sex and know how great it feels to just burst inside of a female (with a condom of course). well this machine does the job.

Continuing on, just slap this bad boy on your penis, and let it do it's thing. You can even sleep with it on, only on your side though and let it rest on the bed. This is the CLOSEST to a vagina that you can get to, and plus it's easy to clean, unscrew the cork (the main head) and slightly pull it off. But be warned that the first time you do so, your sperm will spill out of the machine's silicone (which is really skin-friendly, no irritations or rashes). So pull it off holding it sideways, and then run warm water through it, let it dry, and re-assemble it.

Finally, it has 3 speeds of both vibration and an up and down stroking motion, I personally put it on full blast. I recommend this product to those who are skeptical, not those who aren't. Oh, and it fits well, even on big penis', the silicone stretches with the size, so don't worry!.

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Not Worth It, September 9, 2011
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First off, the product just doesn't work. The up and down motion is nowhere near enough to mimic thrusting or sucking. I tried using this product multiple times with the same ending. I just had to use something else. Don't get this unless you feel like wasting money.
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16 of 23 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Future 200 Review, January 7, 2010
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Well let me start off by saying it works as advertised. It is a lot larger then the picture,it's about 12 inches in length and the size around of a soup can.

This is better suited for men with slimmer and more normal sized appedages. I have a true 6.5 long and quite thick appendage. I found it did not fit me and the motor makes quite a bit of noise.

It's not something you can use on the down low.I have a lot of staying power and it did not get me off while watching a video and using it. It may have been that I was too big for it or the noise from it that caused me to give up on it.

Like I said if your an average size man go for it,if not don't.

Hope this helps anyone before they buy it.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Impressive, June 7, 2011
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After it arrived as a surprise gift for my boyfriend, it took awhile to figure out the battery compartment, but other than that it functioned well. He thought it was a great gift... Until he realized he didn't quite fit inside it. He isn't the most well endowed around, so even I was surprised after reading the reviews. I suggest using extra lube on the inside for sone of the "bigger" men, and those who think they're off the charts may want to go with something else. It also is rather loud, so if someone is in the room next door, you can expect them to interrupt you with an investigation of the noise. Other than that, it works really well...according to my boyfriend. It has different vibrations and speeds of suction. As long as the noise doesn't bother you, you'll have fun in no time!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of Money, March 21, 2011
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The thing hardly works. After spending fifty dollars on this I would expect at least some stimulation but the suction feature is laughable. I does vibrate but good luck getting it over your member. I'm nothing to write home about in that department and I couldn't get into it without some pain. In summation, don't buy this if you have at least one working hand.
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7 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting Product, October 26, 2009
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This product was new and unlike anything I've expereinced before. It gets the job done.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Great, If you had a tiny penis!, January 25, 2011
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This thing works well as a vibrator, but I have a genuine 7 inch penis, and the so called up and down stroking didnt work. I dont know if it was because the sleeve was too small, but warning to any interested buyers, I wouldnt recommend this product whatsoever, unless you have a small penis of course.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Barely moves!!!, December 3, 2010
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I bought this thing hoping the reviews were right but this thing barely moves up and down, its loose fitting, and it totally is not worth the money spent on it......
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0 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars HORRIBLE!, January 6, 2012
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This is stupid and does not do anything useful. Do not buy this item. waste of money! if i could give it a zero i would
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