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Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders [Kindle Edition]

Brandi Glanville , Leslie Bruce
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2,233 customer reviews)

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Book Description

She’s the brutally honest breath of fresh air on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, known for her dramatic divorce, her barely-there clothing, and her inability to keep her mouth shut. So why should she change now? Brandi Glanville tells all in this hilarious, no-holds-barred memoir.

Fans have been waiting for Brandi’s scoop on one of the biggest divorces of the decade, since her husband of eight years abandoned her and their two sons to marry country singer LeAnn Rimes. Not only does Brandi spill the beans about her side of the split, the lovable housewife shares the incredible wild ride that took her from a life in the ghetto to Hollywood’s most elite circles. For the first time, Brandi talks about how she escaped a rough neighborhood on the outskirts of Sacramento and stumbled into a successful modeling career that swept her into a world of Paris Fashion Weeks, private jets, and uncircumcised penises. Before she knew it, Brandi was the perfect Hollywood trophy wife—at least until her marriage exploded.

Today, the refreshingly filter-free housewife and unapologetic mom is the newest full-time cast member of Bravo’s juggernaut franchise, where she often elicits raised eyebrows and gossip from her costars for her refusal to be the scorned ex-wife, to be bullied, to change her sarcastic sense of humor, or—on most occasions—to wear a bra. Sassy, raunchy, and compulsively readable, Drinking and Tweeting perfectly captures Brandi’s open-book attitude, as she dishes about everything from her DUI, her cheating ex, her one-night stands, and the secret plastic surgery that made her “seventeen” again. You’re sure to enjoy every page of this funny, upbeat, honest tale. Clear your schedule for an afternoon and grab your favorite cocktail, a comfy seat . . . and maybe a Xanax. But that’s for later.


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“Is there a Pulitzer category for memoirs by jilted reality stars who like to talk smack about ex-husbands and "bonus moms?" Because if so, this book should win it... The best piece of celeb literature we've ever come across." (Ali Trachta LA Weekly.com)

About the Author

Brandi Glanville officially joined the cast of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in season three and quickly became the show’s most outrageous breakout star. She lives with her two sons, Mason and Jake.  

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  • File Size: 2068 KB
  • Print Length: 257 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1476707634
  • Publisher: Gallery Books (February 12, 2013)
  • Sold by: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00A6CCEDS
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303 of 336 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wow!! Celebrity Gossip Lover's Wet Dream!! February 12, 2013
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This book opens with a bang (wink, wink) and doesn't stop. If you are someone who reads the weekly celebrity gossip magazines, blogs, etc. this is a dream come true. Brandi Glanville does in this book what fans of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are use to, she opens up her unfiltered mouth and doesn't close it until its all out there, warts and all.(almost literally;) Brandi is rare, especially by celebrity standards. She doesn't just dish other's dirt, she is more than willing to disclose her own short-comings, mistakes, criminal mischief, sexual exploits and...well...pretty much anything else that comes to her pretty little mind. It is a hilarious read that had me laughing out loud. And while Brandi as much as admits herself that she doubts anyone reading is looking for real life advice, she does give some really good information in her reflections, if you are willing to accept it. I would very much recommend this book. But it is not for the uptight, as she rarely sensors herself and at times has you asking, "Where is this chick's publicist?" There are many amazing one-liner's that will, no doubt, go viral. I say more power to you Ms. Glanville!! Any book that has me reading through the night because I just can't put it down, is a best seller and money well spent. Bravo Brandi!
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174 of 203 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars REAL February 12, 2013
By Olive
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Hate her or love her, she speaks from the heart, takes responsibility for her actions and is honest and real with the readers
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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!! February 21, 2013
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First let me state I am 70 years young and still believe that stealing someone's husband is very
wrong. You know my concern here for LeAnn would be:
#1. Did he select me because I had more money and was a bit more famous????
#2. Does he "really think" that I am unattractive ??????
#3. When (not if) will he cheat on me!
Brandi, just keep on living your life I really admire you!
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119 of 147 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious & full of great advice! February 12, 2013
By Caz
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Cannot put this book down. It is witty and charming but heart breaking at the same.
Brandi speaks to the real person who is inside all of us, the one that doesn't come out enough.
Read this book you will not regret it.
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21 of 24 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars #Don'tMessWithBrandi February 21, 2013
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Let's be honest here for a moment shall we?

Stealing Brandi Glanville's husband could possibly be the worst career mistake Leann Rimes ever made ... even worse then Coyote Ugly (and that's saying MORE then a lot). And within the pages of the biography, she's going to pay for it dearly.

Drinking and Tweeting is a salacious book from the open line directed to "v***** owners and gays", full of sound advice from a woman who has "been there and done that" ... some will call this book drivel and others will claim this book is the downfall of literary greatness. But, it's also the book that lifts the veil on divorce, infidelity and rebounding from heartbreak with a lot of humor and not a lot of grace. But ladies, or um ... "v***** owners" ... we've all been there.

Glanville pulls no punches and cuts a lot of teeth at the expense of others ... and why shouldn't she? This is, after all, her story. She pulled the short stick, might as well profit from it ... Leann has her music, Brandi has her whit ... to which I say, touché! One is definitely more entertaining then the other.

We've seen a lot of books from the housewives over the years from Taylor Armstrong's disastrous novel to Kyle Richards preachy offering. But Drink and Tweeting is by the far the closest one to truth.
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Raw Truth About One Woman's Journey From Pain To Triumph February 16, 2013
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Normally I don't buy books that Real Housewives publish....mainly because I don't think most of them have a story worth hearing. But in this case my interest was peaked as I knew I could count on Brandi to share the unfiltered truth about the public humiliation she suffered at the hands of her cheating spouse and his sugar momma. What I wasn't prepared for was how bad they actually treated Brandi and thus her anger and resentment of LeAnn Rimes makes even more sense. I can't even imagine what it is like to think you are secure in a happy marriage and then to find out that the love or your life is not only a serial cheater but has also exposed you to a sexually transmitted disease because his respect for women doesn't appear to exist. And for LeAnn as the cheating adulter to have absolutely no regard for the children and to have never expressed any remorse is frankly just disgusting.

I was pleasantly surprised that when reading Brandi's memoir I realized it was much more than a tell all book. This is a story that could apply to anyone, not just ladies and gays. Anyone who had a dream and found heartache instead can relate. Anyone who somehow along life's past lost their sense of self can identify with this book. Brandi is to be applauded for her gut wrenching no holds barred honesty as she tells about her darkest hours and how she handled it. Anger, booze and depression are natural reactions and it is amazing how she found the strength to fight back against the money machine that is LeAnn Rimes to once again find herself. I can't imagine the pain as a mother to see another woman, one who clearly only cares about her own selfish needs, attempt to mother my kids by wanting to "buy" their love. I can see why Brandi is afraid for the safety of her children...
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Brandi names names and isn't afraid of honesty.
Published 13 hours ago by patrice
5.0 out of 5 stars cute book! great read!
Wow! Great damn read! I need to buy her new book!
Published 1 day ago by Dayna
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
What a read!!
Published 1 day ago by Mrs. Brandi Davis
4.0 out of 5 stars so far really enjoying the red. you do have ...
so far really enjoying the red. you do have to get past the language but that is Brandi. I wish her well and hope that the other woman ends up where she belongs too- without a... Read more
Published 2 days ago by Mblackburn
1.0 out of 5 stars So Much Complaining!
I had high hopes for this book, but it just felt like another platform for her to rag on her ex. I get it, he is a sleazeball and I can totally understand slamming him a couple of... Read more
Published 4 days ago by Caroline S.
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Loved the book... Even as a married women it was an awesome read!!
Published 4 days ago by Jessica Clawson
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect read for the beach!
Laugh out loud funny and a great easy beach read!!
Published 5 days ago by K. Reilly
3.0 out of 5 stars Three Stars
Easy, enjoyable and fast read. Brainless but good! And Funny!
Published 7 days ago by kaprile
5.0 out of 5 stars Thank you Brandi-Good job!
B, just want to say "Thank you"! Loved the book, you did a great job of telling the 'deet's' of the hell you went through. Read more
Published 10 days ago by Duffy1958
5.0 out of 5 stars Bought today and finished reading today!
Okay I knew very little about Brandi before this book. I did know of the divorce from her super gorgeous husband because I do not live under a rock. Read more
Published 11 days ago by DonnaSays
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Brandi Glanville is the breakout star of the Bravo reality series The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and author of the New York Times bestselling memoir Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders.

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Love Brandi, I am looking forward to reading the book as soon as it is released. Brandi is funny
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