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Duke Sucks: A Completely Evenhanded, Unbiased Investigation into the Most Evil Team on Planet Earth [Kindle Edition]

Reed Tucker , Andy Bagwell
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (53 customer reviews)

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Book Description

In the ranks of NCAA college basketball, Duke University is like something scraped off the bottom of a shoe. It’s like a nasty virus you catch from a door handle at a public toilet.

No team in sports is as uniquely hated as those smug, entitled, floor-slapping, fist-pumping, insufferable Blue Devils. The loathing has almost reached the level of a religion. Christian Laettner is a punk. Amen. The Cameron Crazies are obnoxious. The Plumlees are worthless times three. Coach K is a jerk. Kumbaya.

The team is dogged by an intense hatred that no other team can match—and for good reason. Millions of hoops fans and March Madness aficionados around the world are not imagining things. Duke really is evil, and within the pages of Duke Sucks, Reed Tucker and Andy Bagwell show readers exactly why Duke deserves to be so detested. They bruise and batter the Blue Devils with fact after fact, story after story, statistic after statistic. They build an airtight case that could stand up in a court of law.

So sit back in your "I Hate Duke" t-shirt, and in true Duke fashion, force someone poorer than you to do your work as you crack open the ultimate guide to Duke suckitude.




Editorial Reviews

Review

 “It's daylight savings time, which means it's also Duke-hating time.”

---The Denver Post

About the Author

Reed Tucker is a staff features writer at the New York Post. He lives in Brooklyn, New York. Andy Bagwell is a former member of Selected Hilarity, one of the top college comedy acts in the nation. He lives in Cary, North Carolina. The two host the “Tar Heel Bred, Tar Heel Dead” podcast, an obsessive, occasionally humorous look at UNC basketball.


Product Details

  • File Size: 840 KB
  • Print Length: 206 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1250004632
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin; Original edition (January 31, 2012)
  • Sold by: Macmillan
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005EXSNYI
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #491,711 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The Truth Will Set U Free December 31, 2012
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A college sports fan's new Bible, telling the whole truth as seen and witnessed by all. This book contains well researched facts, presented in a fun and accessible style.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars True Stories January 16, 2014
By Ryan
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This is a Great book for the true Tarheel fan. Give it as a gift and they won't be disappointed. Go Heels!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Gift for Young Carolina Fan December 30, 2013
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I bought this for the 12-year old next door who is a huge Carolina fan. While he is not an avid reader, he was so excited by this gift, he immediately read the first chapter the night he got this. Great gift!!
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Yes, Duke does SUCK! December 26, 2012
By JOJO
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Everything I wanted confirmed.....was explained and detailed in this book!
Its a hilarious take on the rivalry and hatred many college sports fans have towards this college.
Great read.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! December 20, 2012
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My co-worker is a die hard Tarheels fan, so when i bought the iphone phone cover, this book came up as a recommendation...and IT IS GOOD! His wife says "it's the only book she's ever seen him read!" lol
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5.0 out of 5 stars good June 16, 2014
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Good good good I like UK and I hate duke and I have to rate in order to read it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Thanks! December 20, 2013
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This is such a funny book, especially for a carolina fan. Made a great gift! I had to skim through it myself before gifting it!
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7 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An Unbiased Review February 23, 2013
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I am not from North Carolina, nor have I ever been there. Rather, I was turned to this book by a friend who is from North Carolina. I opened this book with an open mind, not sure what to expect.

When I originally picked up this book, I figured it would be a fun read and I would be filled with a little laughter. Instead, I was filled with hate. I honestly don't know how I am supposed to do this review without breaking the Amazon.com review guidelines.

In this book, the alumni of Duke University come across as brain-dead zombies. Trapped in a world of group think, unable to stand on their own mentally. You can view their zombie like behavior during any televised Duke game (home game). Just listen as they make primal, unintelligible sounds while mindlessly hopping about. Watch, as they claw for the brains of the opposing players. Clawing, hoping, wishing for brains of their own (see page 140 of the book). They also paint their bodies blue, which makes them look like old, cold corpses. This is done to help them embody their zombie nature. It is no surprise that their team is coached by the much hated Coach K (King Rat). He is able to blend into the zombie filled arena unnoticed as zombies only desire the flesh of humans. Any normal, human, coach would have been assimilated into the zombie mob long ago. The King Rat is the only person err... thing that can coach a home game and live to tell about it.

The book also portrays Duke University and the people of its ilk as spoiled, whinny, douche like, as well as many other things. However, only one word comes to mind after everything I've learned from Tucker and Bagwell. Trash! These people are just trashy.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Good Read
Being a Carolina fan must say I really love this book.
Published 4 months ago by Gail Thomas
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun book
How could you not love it? As a devout Tar Heel, this book is confirmation that dook does, in fact, suck.
Published 5 months ago by Erin
5.0 out of 5 stars Duke really does suck.
This is for any sports fan that has come to the realization (or those of us that were just born with the intuitive knowledge) that dook absolutely sucks. Read more
Published 9 months ago by jambandfan
4.0 out of 5 stars A quick read
A humorous look at Duke and the things that drive Duke haters crazy. They discuss things like the smug nature of Duke as they play the game (the floor slapping and such), how... Read more
Published 9 months ago by B. Hallman
5.0 out of 5 stars Caused the recipient of this gift to almost fall off his chair!
Brilliantly titled! Trenchant, scathing, mega-biased, vindictive, disparaging, fraught with pejoratives -- what more could anyone ask for? Read more
Published 10 months ago by Byron R. Cheadle
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
I loved this book because I love any book that is anti-dook! A must read for all Tar Heels! Go Heels!
Published 14 months ago by beach nut
5.0 out of 5 stars Informative
Informative review of the Duke program from the school's origins till today. Authors admit their bias, but still bring forth persuasive arguments as to why they dislike the Blue... Read more
Published 18 months ago by David Franklin Britton
5.0 out of 5 stars Must Have for any UNC Fan
As a die hard Carolina basketball fan, this book is phenomenal. Anyone that hates Dook like I do must own and read this book. Read more
Published 20 months ago by John T. Ayers
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