"Listen, I told you I wanted a half caf mocha with cinnamon sprinkles. These are cinnamon flakes! Flakes!" - Your Customers
"Dumbemployed is a great word- I wish I'd invented it! Thouest shalt love this volume!" -William Shakespeare
"Hilarious! I read this book instead of bussing your tables. Good luck with that, by the way." - Your Coworkers
"Hilarious! Best thing I've read since HR's sexual harassment pamphlet!" - Your Manager
From the Back Cover
"At work today, I had to explain the basics about Twitter, Facebook, and even instant messaging. I explained to my boss. And he's the head of new media efforts. I'm dumbemployed."
Welcome to dumbemployed, a compilation of the weirdest, funniest, and most bizarre workplace stories that will help you make it through your seemingly endless workday.
Enjoy and/or cringe at more than 800 stories told in 300 characters or less and paired with humorous charts, graphs, and tips. It's easy to recognize your own dumbemployment in the hilarious—and painfully true—complaints from fellow employees everywhere.
Whether it's the boss whose letter of recommendation merely said "Joe works hard," or the manager whose "special task" for his employee was leveling up his World of Warcraft character, each story in dumbemployed delivers hilarious watercooler gossip right to your desk!