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How to Dump Your Boyfriend in the Men's Room (and other short stories) [Kindle Edition]

Sibel Hodge
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (41 customer reviews)

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EDITORIAL REVIEWS

"Most of these stories are laugh out loud funny, written by a terrific writer who is always capable of engaging her audience. The last story is touching and made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Great job Sibel, can't wait to read more of your work." -- Mel Comley, author of Impeding Justice

"Sibel Hodge does it again! This ebook was awesome. If you are into chick lit and want to read something easy, not to long and funny read then this is a awesome little ebook. This is a great read and I promise you will enjoy this and laugh out loud a few times. I know I did" -- Geeky Girl Reviews

"Yet another winner by Sibel who is fast becoming my favourite 'chick-lit' author" -- Wistful Kimmie's Book Reviews

"Sibel Hodge has perfect comedic timing and this collection of short stories does not disappoint!" -- Lisa Lim, author of Confessions of a Call Centre Gal



PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Welcome to My World...

I'm an author of chick lit romances and mysteries. In my spare time I'm Wonder Woman! My world is sometimes wacky, quirky, and very accident-prone.

This is a collection of five humorous short stories - what I like to call true fiction. Some are true, some are fiction, and some are a mixture of both. I guess you have to decide which is which!

I often get asked if I'm like any of my characters in my novels, and I have to groan and say, yes. When you read these stories you'll realize how, and a lot of them have inspired scenes in my novels, although names have been omitted or changed to protect me against lawsuits!

Are you ready to find out "how to dump your boyfriend in the men's toilets", why "yoga is bad for your house", what the "S-Word has to do with your lady garden", why you need to "follow that goat", and whether "kismet" does really exist?

(Short stories total 6,500 words. Also includes bonus material and chapters from my novels, Fourteen Days Later, My Perfect Wedding, The Fashion Police, and Be Careful What You Wish For)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Sibel Hodge has dual British/Turkish Cypriot nationality, dividing her time between Hertfordshire and North Cyprus. She is a qualified personal trainer, sports and massage therapist, and writes freelance feature articles on health, fitness, and various lifetyle subjects. Prior to this, she also worked for Hertfordshire Constabulary for ten years.

Her first novel, Fourteen Days Later, was short listed for the Harry Bowling Prize 2008 and received a highly commended by the Yeovil Literary Prize 2009. It is a romantic comedy with a unique infusion of British and Turkish Cypriot culture. Written in a similar style to Sophie Kinsella and Marian Keyes, Fourteen Days Later is My Big Fat Greek Wedding meets Bridget Jones. My Perfect Wedding is the sequel to Fourteen Days Later, although it can be read as a standalone novel.

The Fashion Police was a runner up in the Chapter One Promotions Novel Competition 2010 and nominated Best Novel with Romantic Elements 2010 by The Romance Reviews. It is a screwball comedy-mystery, combining murder and mayhem with romance and chick-lit, and the first in a series featuring feisty, larger-than-life insurance investigator, Amber Fox. Written in a similar style to Janet Evanovich and Myron Bolitar, The Fashion Police is Stephanie Plum meets Harlan Coben. Be Careful What You Wish For is the second Amber Fox Mystery.


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  • File Size: 193 KB
  • Print Length: 71 pages
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  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0058CX17Y
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Any woman can relate!! July 30, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
Sibel calls this book a series of short stories. They aren't! How to Dump Your Boyfriend in the Men's Room is really a series of written out stand up comic routines. I was really happy that no one was home when I read this because there were moments that I was laughing out loud at "stories" which any woman, married, single or whatever you want to call your status, could relate to! There are about 4 short stories with the rest of the book being dedicated to describing Sibel's other works. Normally, once I am finished with a book, it is either donated, returned or deleted. This is def. one I am keeping because I know simply pulling it up and reading some of the stories will bring me out of any funk!!
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Could not stop laughing! September 26, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
This is a collection of hysterical, laugh-out-loud short stories told as only Sibel can.

I really enjoyed these. Each story was screamingly funny with my significant other rolling his eyes at me each time I guffawed. 'Reading another Sibel are you? Say no more!' he said. My favourites were 'The S-Word and the Lady Garden', because it is especially relevant to me and 'Kismet' because it was both sweet and funny at the same time.

All in all yet another winner by Sibel who is fast becoming my favourite 'chick-lit' author. (As well as being the one who introduced me to the genre in the first place!)
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Quick read for you and your girlfriends! September 25, 2011
By Kelly
Format:Kindle Edition
Very funny, quick read. I would recommend it to anyone who wants a book to fill in some time, and have a good laugh. Definitely something any woman could relate too.
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars How to Dump Your Boyfriend in the Men's Room January 31, 2012
By Jo
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'How To Dump Your Boyfriend in the Men's room' is hilarious. The five short stories are a very quick read that had me laughing out loud. My favourite is 'The S-Word and the Lady Garden'. I will be reading the book again whenever I need a quick pick-me-up.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Chocolate Orgasm and Chick-Lit RULES!! July 16, 2011
By Tonyak
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This short story anthology is definitely a good time! I laughed out loud at the situations she's found herself in! From advice to follow the goat to how to spot a certain guy...personal favorite "Mr Every Girl Who Doesn't Fancy Me Is A Lesbian." It's a refreshing, quick read that will introduce you to Hodge's fun, quirky chick-lit sense of humor. A MUST READ!!
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I loved it July 5, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
Sibel Hodge does it again! This ebook was awesome. If you are into chick lit and want to read something easy, not to long and funny read then this is a awesome little ebook.this is a great read and I promise you will enjoy this and laugh out loud a few times. I know I did.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious October 12, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
This book made me laugh out loud and I actually had tears in my eyes from laughing. I really enjoyed these short stories.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Why all the "Ad's"? April 4, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This book is a couple or fun light chick lit short's. I enjoyed the stories and I enjoyed the writing but I have to say it annoyed me that more of the book was the first chapters for OTHER books that took up more room then the short's did.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Glad it was a freebie
Glad this was a freebie. The short stories only consisted of 40% of the book. The rest consisted of snippets of Sibel's other books. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Melanie McAdoo
4.0 out of 5 stars Cute
These are some really cute short stories. I enjoyed reading these and it was worth my time for sure. Very adorable.
Published 13 months ago by E. A. Cole
1.0 out of 5 stars Horrible book, complete waste of money
Complete waste of money. It was not what I thought it would be at all. The first short story was entertaining but everything after that was a waste of time.
Published 16 months ago by Kelso
2.0 out of 5 stars Boring
I've enjoyed this authors books so thought it would be a fun read. NOT. Just boring and highschoolish. Her other books are quite good though, so don't judge them by this.
Published 18 months ago by michi
4.0 out of 5 stars Short but Sweet
The short anecdotal stories in this book are sometimes funny but sometimes a bit of a drag, at least for me. Read more
Published 19 months ago by S. Weiler
4.0 out of 5 stars Cute
I really liked this book, although I was hoping for more stories. I'm very supportive of kicking-his-butt-to-the-curb humour so I did laugh out loud a few times. Read more
Published 23 months ago by Trisch
2.0 out of 5 stars Not funny
I got this book when it was free, but if you're considering purchasing it, be aware that less than 50% of the file is actually the book - the rest of it is previews for her other... Read more
Published on January 13, 2012 by morehumanthanhuman
4.0 out of 5 stars Just a sampling
These short stories give the reader a little insight into Sibel Hodge's sense of humor. With laugh-out-loud "fun", she is definitely high up on the list of chick-lit authors. Read more
Published on January 10, 2012 by Pamela
4.0 out of 5 stars funny MOSTLY
Laughed my way silly through MOST of the stories. Sibel Hodge is a very descriptive and funny author. Made me want to read more from her.
Published on October 23, 2011 by Dale
1.0 out of 5 stars Not too good
Sadly this book was not as funny as I thought it would be...I was kinda disappointed and deleted it not even half-way through.
Published on October 5, 2011 by Helen
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More About the Author

Sibel Hodge is an International Bestselling and Award Winning Author. She has 8 cats and 1 husband. In her spare time, she's Wonder Woman! When she's not out saving the world from dastardly demons she writes an eclectic mix of genres.

Her work has been shortlisted for the Harry Bowling Prize 2008, Highly Commended by the Yeovil Literary Prize 2009, Runner Up in the Chapter One Promotions Novel Comp 2009, nominated Best Novel with Romantic Elements in 2010 by The Romance Reviews, Runner Up in the Best Indie Books of 2012 by Indie Book Bargains, Winner of Best Children's Book by eFestival of Words 2013, and Winner of Crime, Thrillers & Mystery | Book from a series in the SpaSpa Book Awards 2014. Her novella Trafficked: The Diary of a Sex Slave has been listed as one of the Top 40 Books About Human Rights by Accredited Online Colleges.

For Sibel's latest book releases, giveaways, and gossip, why not sign up to her newsletter at: http://www.sibelhodge.com/contact-followme.php

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