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"...A new bawdy breakup bible offers sassy and sexy advice..." (Dec. 2012) -- The NY Daily News "...(DUMPED is)...a quippy, sharp, and occasionally crass guide to getting over what's-his-name." (Nov. 2012) -- The Boston Globe "...DUMPED...will make you laugh even if laughing is the last thing you feel like doing.""...No b.s. advice for getting over an ex..." (Sept. 2012) -- Self Magazine "...A comedic pick-me-up..." (Sept. 2012) -- New York Post "...Bawdy and comical..." "...Fahey and Rosenthal are great company...""...The bearers of genuine wisdom...""...This book will provide some much-needed smiles for readers..." (Sept. 2012) -- Publishers Weekly "...Two sassy authors..." "...Empowering messages..." "...Tons of laughs (Sept. 2012) -- Prevention Magazine "A Joyous raucous pick-me-up..." (Sept. 2012) -- Chicago Tribune "...(DUMPED is) an intentionally quick and easy read at 144 pages." (Nov. 2012) – Florida Times Union

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Maryjane Fahey is a writer, designer, and former serial monogamist living in New York City. Her specialty has been journalism and editorial design, including the redesign of BusinessWeek and the Boston Globe, and the launch of Women s Health. Maryjane is a graduate of the School of Visual Arts and Newark School of Fine Arts. Newark has an art school, that's right it's not just where the airport is. She has every intention of continuing her new career as a writer and absolutely no intention of being dumped again.

Caryn Beth Rosenthal, a former Benny Hill Babe, is an actress/writer who hails from Jacksonville, Florida. Her credits include animation, sketch, soaps, and regional and Off-Broadway theatre, including a solo show she wrote and performs in called Getting Over Mark, as well as numerous voiceovers and commercials. Caryn Beth lives in New York City with her loyal mutt, Jax, an 8-pounder on wheels who thinks he s a 200-pound four-legged rottweiler. His credits are too numerous to mention. dumped411.com

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 144 pages
  • Publisher: Sellers Publishing Inc (August 15, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1416208488
  • ISBN-13: 978-1416208488
  • Product Dimensions: 7.6 x 5.6 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (86 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #865,877 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I bought this book after the love of my life (or so I thought) and I broke up. We had a yo-yo relationship, and broke up quite a few times, but he always winded up weasling back into my life (after I pieced back the broken pieces of my heart) and I let him (big mistake). His recent departure had left me emotionally unhinged and raw. I was badly in need of a crutch of sorts, so I thought that laughter was the best antidote to what's ailing me. This book is small, and you'll be able to finish it in one sitting. It's a fast, breezy read filled with nuggets of wisdom from the authors and real women. Its style reminds me a lot of Cosmopolitan magazine. It has a very conversational, upbeat, irreverent tone. However, in addition to it being a small book, there were pages that were left blank or had only a few words. For the price I paid for this book, I expected the pages to be covered with words and not left blank. Another reviewer said that you could finish this book in an hour, and I concur.

The part about closure is very true. I contacted my ex numerous times after he's shown that he had no interest in me whatsoever. He point-blank told me to leave him alone, and I couldn't do that. I wanted, NEEDED closure. In one of my OCD text-messaging fiascos, I asked him why he wasn't asking me to stay/ or holding onto me? I never got a response. I kept on wanting to get the response that I WANTED, which never happened. He told me to wait for him in the future, that he MIGHT consider marrying me. Sureeeee thing. Put my life on hold for a guy who, as the authors said, "is scratching his balls, sitting on his disgusting couch, watching football and could give two s**ts about your closure plans.
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Has your recently dumped friend turned into a whiny, pathetic person? Buy two copies -- one for you and one for her. Then when you get that weepy 3am call from her you can both crack this hilarious book open, read it together and get back to your friendship. (And get her back to her LIFE!) Worth every penny!
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Great read for anyone who needs to stop wallowing in their relationship that once was. This book will get you thinking about yourself and your future in a positive way. You will find yourself laughing out loud but also there are many serious tips that will have you moving and healing. Great gift for your girlfriends as well!
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This book is hard-core advice for women after a break up to pick themselves up and treat themselves right! My favorite is Chapter 3: Take Care of Yourself! This applies to ALL of us!!! <3
Take away lessons: We are sexy & deserve the good things in life, let's act like it & make it happen!
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This book is almost a small laugh, but low brow. Also, there are only a few words on each page and they are mostly silly and unhelpful advice. It is extremely light reading and not for deep thinkers. You can get the very same advice from sitcoms about girls. There are 2 or 3 important suggestions in this book, but you can get those for free by Googling the author and co-author's names. To me, this book is very overpriced.
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Not only will this book make you laugh, it will make you laugh when you need it the most. I read the book prior to a breakup & then picked it up again when I needed it most. Nothing gets you through a breakup like a good friend & Dumped was like having another great friend right next to you, ready to get you back on your feet!
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I couldn't put this down! Talk about positive reinforcement! These ladies know what's what in matters of heart and soul. And don't let the title fool you...whether you're in a happy relationship, not so happy, recently the dumper or dumpee, there is so much to be learned from this book. The authors lay it out with humor, dignity and a whole lot of sense! Loved, loved, loved it.
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Dumped is a no nonsense kick in the butt, practical, funny, informative and yes sensitive handbook for the walking wounded. I bought copys for the needy. Being dumped is bad enough so read it immediately before you loose all your friends and then fly.
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