Dunkin the Vampire Slayer: Something Porcine This Way Comes [Paperback]

Greg Crites (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: March 30, 2006

What could possibly bring together a 450 pound vampire slayer, a drunken, acid-tongued detective, a good natured carpenter, bureaucratic vampires, giant anacondas, mutant vampire bats, Ho Ho's, Twinkies and 'more one-liners than a night at the comedy club'? Dunkin, the vampire slayer blends all this discordance and more into a hilarious adventure that moves from the muggy heat of Florida to the muggier heat of the Amazon...If Carl Hiaasson, Tim Dorsey and Dave Barry collaborated on a vampire story, it may have turned out like this absurd romp...This is part one of a trilogy. Dunkin II will begin shipping April 3rd. (Dunkin I, 63,000 words, set in 12 point Palatino 1/1)

Product Details

• Paperback: 177 pages
• Publisher: Lulu.com (March 30, 2006)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1411682432
• ISBN-13: 978-1411682436
• Product Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.4 inches
• Shipping Weight: 11.4 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (15 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,841,551 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Someone reported seeing a typo in one of my twenty novels, so they have been removed from distribution until we can root out the offending error.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars dunkin does it for me, January 23, 2011

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Vivian Miller (PARADISE, TX, US) - See all my reviews

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This review is from: DUNKIN, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, Something Porcine This Way Comes (DUNKIN, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER Tilogy) (Kindle Edition)

I love this book! Could not put it down and can't wait to read the rest of the trilogy.Hilarious! Laugh out loud, does for the vamps what Terry Pratchett does for Discworld[and if you haven't read those you've got to].

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars HAR!!!, October 16, 2010

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Paul "P. E. Bellah" (Rowlett, TX, United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Dunkin the Vampire Slayer: Something Porcine This Way Comes (Paperback)

OK so this is for a kindle or some such reading aid. You have a few choices with Gregs books but you can "get it all" including Audiobooks from Greg. Greg Crite's books are not your usual fair, they tend to be verbally explicit, so get over it and read on. Greg's literary talents will take you by surprise, he does not follow the usual model for a good read or excellent read. In other words don't expect to be guided through the story via the tired time worn pattern you are used to, instead prepare for a roller coaster ride, a ride full of fast starts sudden turns, jerk to the left, jerk to the right and then your tossed out the back wondering" WTF?" I'm not done yet! Try listening to his self read audiobooks, they are again not the usual silver tongued, smooth talking, professionally narrated, audio performance you are used to. Greg's gravelly voice and characterizations will draw you in like a sirens call. Greg will take you by the back of your collar and throw you into a maelstrom. In his narration he will be moving fast, you are pulled right along with him in such a profoundly different manner that, by the end of the story you are left with "WT, Woe, Wait for me I want to ride again! Wait! Tell me another Story!!!!!" When you get hooked, don't be afraid, you are not alone. I've read and listened to them all. I do enjoy a good standard best seller now and then but sometimes you have to take a chance, step outside the box and experience something unique, sell the new CAMRY buy an old JEEP, have some fun.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars HAR! Love it!, June 11, 2010

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Paul Preston "book bandit" (Windham, ME USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Dunkin the Vampire Slayer: Something Porcine This Way Comes (Paperback)

Greg is just darn funny. This book has action and well developed characters but the best part is how much you just have to laugh.