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John Swartzwelder (Author)
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March 17, 2009
One of a series of comedy science fiction novels featuring slow-witted detective Frank Burly. By John Swartzwelder, the writer of 59 episodes of The Simpsons.

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  • Paperback: 138 pages
  • Publisher: Kennydale Books; First edition (March 17, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0982273606
  • ISBN-13: 978-0982273609
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.2 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #405,267 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Swartzwelder Vs. Everybody, May 7, 2009
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Spoiler! Swartzwelder wins. In his latest Frank Burly scifi extravaganza, John Swartzwelder does not disappoint. I'm a big fan of anything the man has ever written, so maybe this is a biased review, but I'm assuming that if you're considering picking a copy of Earth vs. Everybody for yourself, you're probably a huge Swartzwelder fan as well.
How Swartzwelder is able to keep the Burly series from going stale is a mystery. I keep buying these books expecting the one that finally lets me know that Swartzwelder has had it, but that book never comes. This book, as far as I can tell, is Swartzwelder's take on Gulliver's Travels. Burly bounces from planet to planet, interacting with their inhabitants as only Frank Burly can, that is, as a dumb white American. God bless him. This book has everything. It's got space travel, time travel, epic space chases, convoluted mystery plots, and jokes, did i mention it's got jokes?
In Earth vs. Everybody, Swartzwelder reminds his devoted followers why they will never stop buying his books the week they are released. No, not every single joke was the funniest thing I'd ever read. Yes, I looked like a crazy person, laughing uncontrollably as I read the book in public.
If you're a Swartzwelder fan, stop reading this review and buy the book already. If you've never read Swartzwelder's stuff before, I've only got the same advice. Buy this book. Hell, buy all of Swartzwelder's books! If more of them sell, maybe Swartzwelder will take to writing more than one a year!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Earth vs. Everybody, February 12, 2010
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This book is very good and funny. I am very satisfied with my purchase and all of his books in this series.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Not Swartzwelder's Best But Still Better Than Any Other Humour Writer Out There, August 23, 2009
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I always look forward to John Swartzwelder's annual literary outing and I haven't been disappointed yet.

His newest book, "Earth vs. Everybody," features further exploits of the sometimes-detective Frank Burly. This time, after taking a very unsatisfactory vacation, Burly decides to go into a different line of business - crime. However, there's something different about the boss of CrimeCo (Formerly Crime & Sons).
While Burly's exploits with CrimeCo are funny in their own right, they're really just the jumping off point to intergalactic trials and war, homelessness for profit, bullying aliens and a bit of time travel thrown in for good measure.

Now, this isn't Swartzwelder's best book but let me stress that it's still outstanding. The only reason I say it's not his best is because I thought his previous book, "Dead Men Scare Me Stupid," was one of the funniest books I've ever read. I was busting a gut through the entire read and it was hard to live up the expectations that I had for this new book.
"Earth vs. Everybody" didn't have me laughing like "Dead Men..." but it is still hilarious, has many laugh-out-loud moments and is a great read that I'd recommend to anyone who likes to laugh.

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