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Elect Me If I'm Wrong: A Collection of Conservative Comedy
 
 
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Elect Me If I'm Wrong: A Collection of Conservative Comedy [Paperback]

Michael P Westhead (Author)
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May 15, 2009
This is the debut work of conservative humorist Michael P. Westhead. It's a collection of humorous maxims on the many aspects of politics to include: Social Security, taxes, conservatism, liberalism and much more. In addition, it covers the many politicians that play a part in this big game and delivers them some good zingers.

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Michael P. Westhead is a former Marine officer, Parris Island honor graduate and the head Liaison Officer for Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg Brown and Root for Project Restore Iraqi Oil. He is also a former stand-up comedian. This is his debut collection of conservative one-liners and humorous quotes.

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  • Paperback: 72 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace (May 15, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1442179198
  • ISBN-13: 978-1442179196
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.4 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.5 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,087,676 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Author Review, July 30, 2009
This review is from: Elect Me If I'm Wrong: A Collection of Conservative Comedy (Paperback)
Hi,

My Name is Mike Westhead and thanks for taking a look at my new conservative joke book, "Elect Me If I'm Wrong." This title, as of now, does not have a search feature on Amazon so I thought I'd help you out and include a sample of jokes to give you an idea of what the book is about and to help you decide if you want to purchase it or not. I'm not changing policy with this book but I hope to bring some levity to the debate. I hope you enjoy this easy read.

If Adam Smith were alive today, he'd smack Obama with his "Invisible Hand."

Q- Why do demand-side economists continue to strike out?
A- They keep getting hit with the Laffer Curve.

Q- What will happen if illegal immigrants receive amnesty?
A- They will exchange running from the INS for running from the IRS.

Q- What do you call the drive, swim, run?
A- The Ted Kennedy Triathlon.

Q- Why are democrat women jealous of Sarah Palin?
A- She has abundant natural resources.

Q- Why do conservative men like Palin?
A- She wants to drill baby!

Okay, one more!

Q- What are the first dirty words Chelsea Clinton ever heard?
A- "Who's your daddy?"
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